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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

The salem witch trials are a really good example of what happens when you let teens make decisions

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Cyclospora would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Phantom of the outback steakhouse

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

In lieu of healthcare please enjoy another fly-over.

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Sucking on a lit firecracker as a treat

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

It’s hard using dating apps again after having been lost in that corn maze for all those years

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Invite your crush over and trap them in a magic painting

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Putting mirrors all around the gym is an excellent business model and also really mean

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Conserving energy throughout the day so I can hit my writhing quota at bed time

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Every time I sign up for a new dating app it splits a little bit of my soul like a horcrux

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Truvada is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I’m raising an AI resistance army of Ask Jeeves bots

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Please sir pass me my attaché [reaches for McDonald’s cookie tote]

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

[first day as a 911 operator] okay now explain it to me like I’m 5

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

[gets ghosted after a date] well I wouldn’t call it a date

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/04/2026

private eye sounds creepier than it actually is

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I want to become an ai chatbot when I grow up

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

The house and senate vibing without issuing any checks and balances as our country crumbles

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

hey (crashing out)

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

have you tried compulsively biting the inside of your mouth about it

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/04/2026

*enjoying a moment of peace* hey it's been a while since you got some horrifying news

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Putting mirrors all around the gym is an excellent business model and also really mean

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The hole in the bathroom stall is so you can share secrets

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

[flirting] yeah we can go back to my place I live in an abandoned Auntie Anne’s mall kiosk

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/03/2026

Seems like a good year to try to bring back asbestos insulation if that's your thing

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

building a ballroom is genuinely so gay

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Lauren Boebert sounds like the name a kid named Robert would make up if someone asked him who his girlfriend is

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Confuse the uber driver by asking him where he’d like to be dropped off

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I miss when hard launching a boyfriend meant shooting them out of a circus cannon

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

thinking about making a joke on here one day

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Asking every man who tells me they’re on peptides to spell it

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Those are my emotional support keyboard crumbs

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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

game of thrones: miami

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

What being on the brink of nuclear war taught me about B2B sales

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Microdosing illiteracy by watching a press conference

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Hi I’m back. What did I miss? What’s going on?

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Call your senator and put a generational hex on them

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

How many times do I have to tell you I never learned to count? Six times? One time? Twirlven times?

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Spotify wrapped but for all the men I fumbled

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I ran out of toilet paper at my crush’s house in a Shakespearean way

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

[me to men] shut up when you talk to me

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Cyclops Monday. Less deals, even less eyes.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Microdosing black friday by pushing my family members down every time I walk into a room

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/11/2025

Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

"No worries if not", I flirt

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