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@semiwittybrad.bsky.social
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White Sox. Bears. Fuck Trump.

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Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 1h
Hah hah hah hah hah gasp hah hah hah
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The president of the United States is completely detached from reality. We live in very dangerous times.
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Lake Gulf of Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Limbo @lymbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Go hit the shit out of the ball. You’ve done it all year.
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Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Surprises" Really gives you a sense of stability. doesn't he?
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let’s go 1. White Sox 2. Red Sox 3. Mets
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't know exactly who needs to hear this, but apparently some people do. AI is not conscious, people. It is not thinking.
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LaMond Pope @lamondpope.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
White Sox outfielder Tristan Peters has been named American League Rookie of the Month for August.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When the view before you is just as beautiful as the view behind. This is life in New Mexico. A metaphor and a truth. #NewMexicoTrue #MonsoonSeason 🌈💕
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Brad Collignon @bradcollignon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's rather poetic that the old mnemonic device used to remember the names of the Great Lakes change from HOMES to SHAME.
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michael penix jr jr @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*massive bong rip* you know it makes more sense for the moon to wear sunglasses. why do we always see depictions of the sun wearing sunglasses
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
MAGA fascists are philistines.
nytimes.com
Trump Officials Propose Sale of ‘Woke’ Painting by Kehinde Wiley (Gift Article)
The State Department recently removed the painting of Dominicans from a U.S. embassy, noting it was by the artist who made Barack Obama’s presidential portrait.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I hate it when people say the U.S. has no good options in the Iran war. Seems to me the U.S. military could just pull out and go home. That would be a much better option than the ones tried so far.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Talking strictly about UX design and research, working on some features for airlines seems awful (and I say this having worked for a health insurance co. we all know and hate). The ticket purchasing process alone has gotten wildly deceptive and tacky, and apparently, it’s only going to get worse.
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Delta Will Use AI To Cut Costs And Set A Different Ticket Price For Every Passenger—CEO Says Profits Could Rise 50%
Delta CEO Ed Bastian says artificial intelligence could increase profits 50%. The airline’s plans point toward fewer office jobs, automated decisions and different fares for individual passengers.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
"Given the letters revealed in a 2024 New York Times article, it certainly seems that their relationship is romantic even if it isn’t sexual, at least from her end. The kind of ecstatic devotion Harp describes is beyond the normal employer-employee relationship, or even the closest friendship."
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Yes, We Absolutely Should Talk About Natalie Harp
Republicans claim President Trump’s closest aide is off-limits. Are they kidding?
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semiwittybrad.bsky.social @semiwittybrad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a loyal cult member. Donald Trump is a narcissistic cult leader. The Republican Party is in the grip of a personality cult. Natalie Harp gives the game away. That’s why they’re so mad.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
RFK Jr. dropped an episode of his podcast today with The Incredible Hulk aka Lou Ferrigno, who is described as an “icon of good health” (he used anabolic steroids for years). But my favorite quote from RFK Jr. was that “Every day, I wake up with a sense of impending doom”. So do we, shitbird.
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 19/08/2026
you fool! the rooftop drones will be killed by the drone-proof roof!
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semiwittybrad.bsky.social @semiwittybrad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What’s going on with this guy’s cheeks?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
On the left: Oliver North, convicted for his role in illegally selling missiles to Iran during the Reagan administration. On the right: Fox News “military analyst” Oliver North, who thinks Iran shouldn’t have missiles. Same guy. Same Oliver North.
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Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The President of the United States likes North Korean leader Kim Jong Un more than he likes American Democrats.
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Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I love Minnesota
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Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I could watch this on a continuous loop
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¡matt! ✶✶✶✶ @mattfromchicago.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The day the Sox activate Kyle Teel and Joey Bart
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Air Airs: Man's Happy Moment
ALT: Air Airs: Man's Happy Moment
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
dlvr.it
Mets roast Jayden Daniels with amazing social media post
The drama between Washington Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels and LSU is now being mocked by the New York Mets. Daniels has been heavily criticized after news emerged on Thursday that an attorney representing the quarterback informed LSU in a cease-and-desist letter that the school could no longer use his name, image, or likeness in any capacity.…
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A Pagan beating the Sox on Pope night? Respect to the writers for that one.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
One America, where people are smart enough to know you don't form plurals with apostrophes. Another America, where people are stupid enough to use apostrophes to form plurals.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The only other time the US was so definitively beaten in a war was in Vietnam and that took a decade. America has been brought to its knees in Iran in a little over five months. Just a complete and total strategic defeat and not enough people are acknowledging it. bsky.app/profile/nyti...
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semiwittybrad.bsky.social @semiwittybrad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He’s not wrong. Americans on average are very very stupid. That’s what you call a society that would elect a pedophile rapist insurrectionist twice.
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LaMond Pope @lamondpope.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
White Sox catcher Joey Bart left tonight’s game with a fifth metacarpal fracture in his left hand. He is being further evaluated.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“If only the czar knew” was a phrase attributed to Russian peasants who blamed the czar’s bureaucrats for their troubles but believed falsely that if the czar knew of their suffering he’d fix it. Here’s Chuck Todd applying the life-in-a-bubble czar defense to Trump. (From @brianstelter.bsky.social )
What isn’t Trump being told?
Trump said of Pirro, “I don’t know what she was thinking?” But her office’s filing explained her thinking very clearly. Evidently the president didn’t read it.
Trump’s reaction led Chuck Todd to ask: “How much info is being shielded from him? Serious question.” Todd wrote on X, “He may truly not know how unpopular he’s become (no chance he sees bad polls from his walking printer). He may not know how ineffective the public has decided his presidency has become. If he’s only fed headlines that make him feel better, it might explain why he seems so shocked when obvious reality-driven decisions get made.”
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good to know after a tough weekend on the golf course the president is back at work laser focused on improving the lives of Americans by resuming his deranged AI marathon.
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semiwittybrad.bsky.social @semiwittybrad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Did anyone else notice that the pitch that Benitendi hit back to the pitcher, bounced before his bat hit it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. Like cricket. #whitesox #rays
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Teams when they are first place in the AL Central.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
THINGS ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS WHEN THEY HAVE UNEXPRESSED THOUGHTS - infants - cocker spaniels - your buddy Craig who works at 7-11 and is high all the time THINGS NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS - people who can launch nuclear weaponry
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Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The produce is going to kill us
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
📌BREAKING: UEFA, the governing body of European soccer is demanding FIFA President Gianni Infantino’s immediate resignation because of his dirty backroom dealings with the Trump family. Just the latest instance that everything and everybody Trump touches dies ...
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Chicago White Sox have the biggest division lead in the American League.
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semiwittybrad.bsky.social @semiwittybrad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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semiwittybrad.bsky.social @semiwittybrad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pinch hitting Grichuk for Antonucci in that scenario is criminal. He’s so crafty with the bat. You only need a productive out.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/07/2026
here's @benwikler.bsky.social on The Daily Show on how Wisconsin voters rejected Elon Musk's scheme to buy the state Supreme Court and his new book, "This Is The Plan"
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SayItToMyFace💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @sayittomyface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is the plan. Truly - voting for your local elections are one of the most important votes you can do. Wisconsin was a purple state that was taken over in 2010 by citizens united and republicans. They’ve taken the state back and here’s how! Watch and learn It all starts down ballot!
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Ben Wikler - “This Is The Plan” & Taking On Elon Musk In Wisconsin | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I love Miguel Vargas with all my heart. (Sorry everyone else)
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Amen to this.
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
First half hydration break was apparently nothing but mezcal.
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