Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 3hCouldn't she just take him out to a gravel pit somewhere and give him the old Cricket treatment? 140
Reposted by MichaelNicky Schwenzer @nickyschwenzer.bsky.social · 4hThe moment a drone or missile whistles nearby, 🇺🇦 women instantly become a shield for their children—covering them with their bodies, holding them tightly, covering their eyes and ears, comforting them. Every Ukrainian mother, sister, & grandmother is always ready to become a shelter. Thread 1/5🧵 18211129
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 5hAnthropic just held a conference with religious leaders & scholars for their input on the future of AI. Oh yes, it can definitely get worse. 010
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hope this isn't AI slop. A note from the Pope to Jerry Reinsdorf 000
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm getting a little sick of our media not saying what actually happened. 131
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Note Klobuchar trying to help out her Senate colleague as he keeps punching himself in the balls. Why help him? Let him keep doing it. 000
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Mr. Smith, were you, or were you not at an Atlanta Hawks game?" "No. I was an an Iowa Hawkeyes game."static.klipy.comMy Cousin Vinny: No More QuestionsALT: My Cousin Vinny: No More Questions 020
Reposted by MichaelRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game. 562190713012
Reposted by MichaelJeff Agrest @jeffagrest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NFL moves BEARS-PACKERS from 3:25 pm to noon in Week 5. Had it stayed in the late window, it would've been seen by about a quarter of the country because of 49ers-Seahawks. At noon, it will be seen by at least half of the country. NFL is always thinking about distribution. 376
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tonight, Eric Schmitt will go on Fox News claiming he didn't humiliate himself today, and Fox won't even show the self-influcted gunshot wound in his lap. 231
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's funny when somebody punches himself in the penis. 241
Reposted by MichaelArchaeopteryx lithographica @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In fairness, until today I was unaware of dystonia. 211
Reposted by MichaelAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power" 339122794539
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Before there was Buckner, there was Durham. "Steve Garvey, who rarely hits the long ball anymore...." - Harry Caray "NOOOOOO!!!!!" - all of Morissey Hall at ND. 000
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He knows who he's starting, but don't expect him to tell us until 4 minutes before kickoff against the Jets. What a nice problem. I'd probably start Bagent because he can run. Keenum didn't get hit too much last night, but that can't last. One violent tackle could bust him to pieces. 220
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Keenum pulling the Eagles offside was one of his best plays of the night. That was beautiful. 020
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No matter how old he is, Case Keenum's ability to work from a collapsing pocket was pretty damn good last night. 010
Reposted by MichaelKevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Case Keenum: 24-of-34 for 247 yards, 2 TD and a passer rating of 110.8 Bears 27, Eagles 7 The Bears are 2-1. 1526630
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bears beat the hell out of the Eagles with their 3rd QB. Okay. 1111
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The NFL has announced a $11,652 fine for Case Keenum for giving God all the glory. 040
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comMan Dancing Energetically with Mariachi BandALT: Man Dancing Energetically with Mariachi Band 071
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bears have been in control of this game from the start. This is nuts. 251
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bears D has been pretty good. The goal line thing was the worst play of the night. 070
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Case Keenum is better than Caleb Williams." - Skip Bayless 000
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The blue tent, where nobody in the stadium can see you, bet everyone with a TV set can. 050
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I saw McAfee and changed the channel before he could say anything. 380
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How can Dennis Allen not see the tush push coming? What the hell, man? 000
Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dennis Allen caught unprepared there. How could he not have the beef in there? 040
