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Selfie

@selfinversion.bsky.social
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Just some guy, really obscure.. you've probably never heard of me.

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026
IF MISS PIGGY IS NOT ELIGIBLE FOR AN OSCAR, THEN WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!?!!
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Raptor @raptornx01.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
we keep asking for the Replicators from Star Trek, and they keep trying to give us the Replicators from Stargate.
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 01/08/2026
The TOS being so strict that they control you offsite is the problem; sites like Patreon and Kofi have offsite clauses too. The social criminalization of the suggestion that somewhere you might be doing nsfw is a problem. It's branding a person as obscene and we need consumers to stand up for us
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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joannes @playthroughline.com · 30/06/2026
A vicious cycle of four steps surrounding a black cat with a thousand-yard stare and a dapper little tie. The four endlessly cycling steps read:

-going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure it's you

-ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach

-your data is probably for sale online now

-that means someone could easily impersonate you
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
From: My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999), dir. Isao Takahata, Studio Ghibli You can feel the care put into every frame of animation in this film
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Trick Weekes @trickweekes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The modern corporate environment for video games (and frankly, too much other stuff) is having a hot new exec come in, look at the Golden Goose that reliably lays 1 golden egg per week, say, "I bet it has golden bones!", kill it, and then leave with an exit bonus for hitting quarterly goals.
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Zee 🎃 @zeelatunes.neocities.org · 22/06/2026
ublock origin has done more for my mental health than any wellness app
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager.
Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
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Caxela @caxela.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Cetacea
Digital Drawing. An early whale (Pakicetus) stands at the water's edge, bending down for a drink. Behind it is a wall of tall grasses/reeds. The entire scene is shown within the shape of a blue whale. Despite the vast gulf in form and time between the two animals, they are of the same group: Cetacea.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A man instructs his young child "get in your giant robot mother." The man shakes his fist at the giant robot mother and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The robot mother fights a kaiju labelled 'your feelings.' A man watching this says "this is the greatest TV show I've ever seen."
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W1K @w1k.itch.io · 16/05/2026
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
*turns my English major into attack position* all works of art, even art you absolutely love, is deeply flawed through an innumerable number of lenses and you must interrogate the belief that engaging with flawed art is a negative reflection upon the self
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Kall @highlandkall.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
ok i got a lot of replies to this on tumblr but this is the best one ^^
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[a photo of colorful handprints on a cave wall]

#put your hand on the wall

#nobody is going to the handprints going "look at the technical proficiency of this hand stencil technique"

#the awe isnt in some prowess but that it is there. there amongst the others.

#thousands of years and the message is clear: i am here i was here

#you just have to be here

#and maybe people will look and go wow they were there

#and just maybe someone will put their hand on the wall through time and space and know that they are not alone

#you dont have to have the prettiest hands

#or the brightest colors

#you just have to put your hand on the wall

#god im tearing up looking at this actually
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A limerick. Based on a true story.
A drawing of my as my little troll avatar, working on comics at my desk. The limerick reads "There once was a man who drew comics, because art is one of life's tonics. He continued to draw in spite of the flaw that the practice was bad economics."
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My only addition to this ideal Farscape pitch is that there are extremely mean glam rock lizard aliens also (plus one of the most meaningful relationships in the show is between an astronaut & the figment of a villain in his imagination who is dressed head to toe in bondage gear obv)
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 27/04/2026
New comic is up. Here are my favorite bits. www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/cr...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A small boy runs with his arms upright in a stereotypically femme-y fashion. An older boy points at him and attempts to insult him by saying "you're a girl." The small boy fails to throw a ball way. The older boy attempts to insult him by saying "you're a girl." The small boy wears a Sailor Moon t-shirt. The older boy attempts to insult him by saying "you're a girl." The small boy considers this statement deeply. She confronts the older boy with a smile on her face. She has long hair, ,ong eyelashes and a black dress. She says "yeah, you were right. I am a girl." The boy insults her by saying "you are a boy."
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
gender failure gonzo
gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/04/2026
Whoever pioneered the way people market books by just a list of tropes, I should be allowed to hunt them for sport.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/04/2026
Having distinct age categories for books is so annoying. Another thing I’m fully blaming JKR for.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Onion Adobe ad: Experience the magic of buying new software, every month, forever.
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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hey to all my Creator friends out there: Ya might want to check your Adobe subscriptions before the next billing cycle.
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CrimsBacon @crimsbacon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If the money isn't there to pay for art up front, you have 4 options 1) Don't have any art at all 2) Use clipart & stock photos 3) Work out a payment plan with an artist 4) Learn the skills to do it yourself You can always update the project with professionally done art when the funds are available
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Natalie @heartimecia.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
developers are not forced to include diversity in their games. trust me: if they were, we’d see so much more of it. the truth is that a lot of us are just gay and not white, and everyone else who cares about the medium as an art form is tired of telling the same stories.
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Stephan Krosecz @stephank.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"But wait, if I have imposter syndrome... and YOU have imposter syndrome... then who's--?" "I got this," says a mediocre idiot as he confidently settles into the pilot's seat. "Oh shit," we all say in unison.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My name is Ann and I'm joining Petty AF Anonymous because I just paid $70 to a Canadian software company for a year of PDF editing so I never have to pay @adobe.com a dime because they're full of shit.
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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 14/03/2026
The Computer, in general, used to be purple a lot more often. we have lost our way
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Infiltrator syndrome. I don’t care if I’m good or not, I’m here and I’m doing it
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 02/03/2026
Niles Crane saying
“I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester Maris is furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge”
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Mr. Hover Hands 👻️ @mrhands31.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Tapping the sign
"Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend."

-John Waters
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Nick Thornborrow @nickthornborrow.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This on the Anno discourse. Straight into the bin with every top 30 under 30 article ever written. Your life is a mountain range. Your capacity for meaningful expression is bottomless.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
there is so much allegory in this photo give them a pulitzer
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/02/2026
at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology
Retrophrenology:
It works like this. Phrenology, as everyone knows, is a way of reading someone's character, aptitude and abilities by examining the bumps and hollows on their head. Therefore - according to the kind of logical thinking that characterizes the Ankh-Morpork mind - it should be possible to mould someone's character by giving them carefully graded bumps in all the right places. You can go into a shop and order an artistic temperament with a tendency to introspection and a side order of hysteria. What you actually get is hit on the head with a selection of different size mallets, but it creates employment and keeps the money in circulation, and that's the main thing.
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kitty ⭐️ @kittyoperas.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“there are people like you everywhere. it’s just that not everyone has the words for it yet.” ⚧︎ for #taashweek day 4 ; gender #dragonage
taash from dragon age: the veilguard flexes their bicep muscles while topless. they have visible top surgery scars as well as body piercings.
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Selfie @selfinversion.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
*cough cough* australia *cough*
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Yelling Jolteon @worldofcardboard.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Loathe as I am to answer earnestly to a joke, this is actually one of my favorite things and I enjoy sharing it.
Tumblr post by tbosas which reads

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked - he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply -" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/02/2026
The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
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Mr. Legendarium @legendarium.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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mykso || delulu maxxing @mykso.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
#dragonage #tarquin Due to lack of tarquinmerch, I think I will start creating my own. I liked the art noveau frame I drew for him previously, so this time I went for typical Tevinter chains, Shadow Dragons dragons and irises. Most likely a sticker, but who in the Fade knows.
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Shayd @shaydleeray.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I needed to remind myself today so in case you do to - ITS OK TO use rulers. - ITS OK TO use the liquify tool. - ITS OK TO block in poses using reference if you need. Its ok to use the tools that were made to be used. Don't feel guilty for making art however you can. *this does not apply to AI*
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
When Terry Pratchett died it struck me that our door to the world inside his mind was forever closed. Other people could write Discworld books of course, but they would be their own interpretation - not bad but inherently different. I realised each human mind is a unique, limited resource
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Caitie @ghildirthalen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
With respect, im playing these games BECAUSE it leaves that part open to interpretation. THATS WHAT THE MIND PALACE IS FOR. THIS IS WHAT THE FAN FICS ARE ABOUT
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wyominghippie.bsky.social @wyominghippie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"humanity is made distinct, mostly, by its love of making little guys."
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Selfie @selfinversion.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
One of the most frustrating things as a millennial is that it seems that capitalism decided that we should be collectively cursed to be “teens as default” for the rest of our adult lives.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Sho | Dora Ingrid @doraingrid.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You came through. #dragonage | #art | #neverook
illustration of two women sitting and sharing a gentle moment together

to the left is Neve, her back turned to us, sitting on a higher ledge, holding Chiara's face with her right hand, head slightly tilted, she's smiling, dark brown hair falling freely down.
to the right is Chiara, sitting on a lower ledge, looking in awe at Neve, she's leaning forward, her hands on Neve's thighs
the moment feels intimate

Neve Gallus is a character from Dragon Age: the Veilguard, Chiara de Riva is a custom player character from the same game
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Caitie @ghildirthalen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
begging people with money to realize that many people want to play games made by people who have a story to tell that makes me FEEL and not a vague sense of pride and accomplishment from achieving a goal a computer made
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