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Emily

@2amwakeupcall.com
9.4K followers 489 following 32K posts

A normal transsexual who makes indie rock music in Greensboro, North Carolina and calls it a band and also she’s a shitposter on the side and also she’s 29 years old. and also she’s 50% of @knifepun.ch 2amwakeupcall.com

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 6h
a lot of yall still don’t get it ape holder can use MULTIPLE slurp juices on a single ape
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 21h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 29/09/2026
high and posting on my instagram that 5 of them are trans eggs but not elaborating who
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 29/09/2026
you can’t out toaster the strudel
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 28/09/2026
would the ghostbusters be considered ghost cops and does acab include them?
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this tweet changed the way i think about a lot of things
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julian the werewolf ΘΔ @nexusrasp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
any argument about country music always boils down to "you don't have to like it but if the only exposure to it is what the radio plays, you have an incomplete picture of what country music can be."
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treegirl @treegirl.it.com · 12/05/2026
serif text that says "Keep yuckin'! I'm about to YUM."

Yum is not in serif text and is in red instead of black and all-caps.
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 28/09/2026
which is heavier a kilogram of shit or a kilogram of piss
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 27/09/2026
apologies to all my followers that i have heard “choosing’ texas” by ella langley and i think it’s pretty ok
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treegirl @treegirl.it.com · 04/09/2026
here's a bunch of examples of my work! my phone broke so uh please help me pay for it?
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 27/09/2026
we did karaoke tonight and it was a ton of fun and emily and her family are all so sweet and nice to me and it's been an amazing two weeks
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treegirl @treegirl.it.com · 26/09/2026
in the future of tgirl baseball they will be playing games at places like diyhrt Field, Image-Line Stadium, and PetCo Park
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 26/09/2026
call me wonka the way my willy in her chocolate factory
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 26/09/2026
willy wonk her
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 26/09/2026
do you guys ever think about how i fell in love with the sweetest prettiest most wonderful girl who takes care of me and deserves the whole entire world
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 26/09/2026
i could be famous one day for my knowledge (long story)
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⌘ left at london ⌘ @leftatlondon.com · 26/09/2026
transsexuals, we are charlie kirk too! #carrythatflamesis
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
every day i look at pictures of myself and get closer to being able to see just. A Lady
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 25/09/2026
we went thrifting and now we are eating italian food
two cute lesbians inside a restaurant. one is wearing a camo hat that says "God's favorite"
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
calling bottom surgery “tuck everlasting”
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 25/09/2026
he's just a lil guy
a baby crab the same color as the sand, camouflaged between some greenery and driftwood on the beach
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 25/09/2026
calling bottom surgery “tuck everlasting”
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 25/09/2026
do u ever think about how i fell in love with the sweetest girl ever and she loves me back and treats me well and also her whole family is awesome and supportive and how the life i used to hate living has become so full of beauty and happiness?
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 24/09/2026
emily's aunt took us to get our eyebrows done for the first time today
two lesbians with perfect eyebrows
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 24/09/2026
getting my uterus transplant next week
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 24/09/2026
look at this cutie
emily smiling into the camera on a porch while echo looks at her PHONEemily smiling into the camera on a poe h while echo realizes i’m photographing her and acts like the cutest girl in the world(she is)
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 12/09/2026
remember when obi wan kenobi force pushed anakin skywalker into a vat of mustafarian laughing chemicals thus inadvertently turning him into the joker
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 23/09/2026
we need a gogurt for the left
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 23/09/2026
sometimes i really think yall are just looking for shit to get mad at
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 22/09/2026
every night with you is so beautiful my love
a beautiful beach night
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Matt R. Lohr @mattrlohr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jack Haven is a vital part of one of this year’s best films. And they’re in need of some help. The film industry, man… www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqB5...
youtube.com
Are You Casting?
YouTube video by Jack Haven
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[“hello fellow teens” voice]
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 21/09/2026
last night i ripped a gig in a public park with a bunch of folk punk trannies and we sang all star to the tune of wonderwall
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 21/09/2026
animation was better when you could tell what elements were going to animate based on the slightly miscolored pieces of the foreground
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 21/09/2026
watching popeye high this rocks
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 21/09/2026
kinder B tastes SOOOOOO good when you’re literally kirked off the sploinkus
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 21/09/2026
watching walker texas ranger in the hotel room and emily gasps as some dude got punched and goes "what if he got hurt"
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 21/09/2026
listening to the beatles and making chuck norris memes
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 21/09/2026
oh yeah we were in the town i grew up in seeing family and then we were in gainesville and emily played some song there and it's been a nice couple days :)
two lesbians in a mirror with a big 3 on ittwo lesbians in an elevator two lesbians eating a pizza together a lesbian with a guitar strumming and singing under the moon
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 21/09/2026
girl who calls her dick and balls “dr. teeth and the electric mayhem”
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James Elder @jameselder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow. I hadn’t realised how much LLMs had killed StackOverflow (the site where coders traditionally go to ask questions when they’re stuck): “Just before the launch of ChatGPT in 2022, there were more than 100,000 monthly questions asked on the site; last month, there were fewer than 1,500.”
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Who cleans up after the vibe-coding party?
Our obsession with AI code-writing tools is overwhelming the web’s unsung human caretakers
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joywave bot @joywave-bot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm in town, but my head is not
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 20/09/2026
the revolution will be bidetelevised
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echo🔪 @echo.knifepun.ch · 20/09/2026
don't you think it's kinda fucked up how most americans walk around with a little poop in their butts because they are too much of a coward to adjust to a bidet?
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 19/09/2026
do you ever think about how become is phonetically a synonym for honey
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 19/09/2026
oh yeah i’m playing a show in gainesville tomorrow. if any of you freaks are into that
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 19/09/2026
i wanna punt that little geico gecko into the sun
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