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🌑 @fell.energy · 21/12/2025
now is the time of big pant
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 20/12/2025
They totally threw Bill Clinton under the bus with photos of him being inappropriate with teenagers in the files. I'm a big fan of him being thrown under the bus I just think we all know there's a whole more folks who can fit under that bus.
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Robot Girl (Warranty Void) @queererthing.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
'you weren't female socialized' when I was six my mom threw a knife at my aunt during an argument about the soviet union, I actually am extremely female socialized sorry I wasn't June Cleaver socialized.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 18/12/2025
The reality is that most of the healthcare needs of trans people are entirely straightforward and routine and there is no medical reason why they cannot be met by their GPs like everyone else's are.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
INFORMED CONSENT NOW muthafuckwrs
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Melissa Carper has a new album of entirely secular Christmas music <3
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Plug in the Tree
YouTube video by Melissa Carper - Topic
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 17/12/2025
im thinking about the parental estrangement forums and shit and it feels like such a natural thing to come from a culture that doesn't see children as full human beings with agency, to extend the status of problem child past the age of majority and allow publishing and media to be complicit in abuse
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 17/12/2025
hit box? why would i ever do that to a beautiful man's pussy...
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Why is gummy the default form of the dispensary edible? I have literally never had a good tasting traditional gummy with thc, and I've tried dozens of different gummies. I'm so fuckin sick of gummies...
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
eat a healthy breakfast so you can run from the cops
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/12/2025
transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
fuck yeah baby spread it, spread that christmas joy for me slut
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/12/2025
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🪦 Spooky Scrotum 🪦 @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
pizza has never looked better than in the opening segment of teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the secret of the ooze
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2025
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶" My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I think risperidone's the right stuff for this clown. Legit I did some research and said "give me the one that stops autistic kids hitting themselves" and sure as shit I stopped hitting myself
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Tried using Instagram for a bit because it's the social media everyone I know in my offline life uses, but holy shit I can't do the algorithm. And it's too easy to consume because that's what the algorithm rewards. I can't engage with it safely.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
They should invent a brain that can feel more than sadness.
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The Amelia Earhart files thing might be the funniest Epstein files joke I've heard. Whoever convinced him this was a good idea is a comedic genius.
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I bet a lot of people went into Him looking for a football movie and left feeling castigated as consumers of American sports culture
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Holy shit Him is good. Go see Him.
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Told the lyft driver we were going to see a horror movie and got a lecture about demons
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Feeling incredibly lonely
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
ooohhh I got a partner in crime might really get into some good trouble idk im scared right now because I'm sleepy
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Which Side Are You On?
YouTube video by Rough House Rosie - Topic
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Had a real awkward moment today of purest passing where someone asked if my parents were some kinda hippies for naming me Selery. Told him it was a chosen name and that my parents are bad people. It's happened before. Always awkward.
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I got a voicemail intended for my mother, someone I haven't spoken to in ~13 years. She might be in some trouble. idk. Not my fuckin problem. Getting calls looking for her is my problem.
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Might stir up some good trouble idk
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Which Side Are You On?
YouTube video by S.G. Goodman - Topic
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If the governments’ enemies are antifascists, what does that make them?
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Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
the annoying thing about transition solving a bunch of previously intractable mental health issues is it makes me think all sorts of mental health issues can be fixed by making material changes to my life
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
imdb says Passions has the first black lesbian in soap opera history. I hope it's Whitney. If it's Whitney, they did a great job setting it up.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Amy had a little pond 🔞 @amypond.gay · 16/09/2025

(X) Animated, virtual, or sexual activity generated by artificial intelligence.
(XI) Depictions of characters acting or resembling minors in sexual contexts.
(XII) Any other pornographic material.
(B) Is a depiction, description, or simulation, whether real, animated, digitally generated, written, or auditory, that includes a disconnection between biology and gender by an individual of 1 biological sex imitating, depicting, or representing himself or herself to be of the other biological sex by means of a combination of attire, cosmetology, or prosthetics, or as having a reproductive nature contrary to the individual's biological sex.
(ii) Prohibited material does not include any of the following:
(A) Material to be used for scientific and medical research or instruction.
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I couldn't resist. I had to have them. This is the first new pair of shoes I've bought in probably a decade if you don't count the xero sandal kits. They're just too perfect <3
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Hares on the Mountain is gay as fuck when a woman is singing. You could introduce me to the woman who wants to bed Sally and 'tend to her schooling, especially if she plays banjo in the woods about it
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Hares on the Mountain
YouTube video by roughhouserosie
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"The guy who kills me... I hope he does it because he hates my guts, not because it's his job." ~Sonny, Dog Day Afternoon
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Sherry CD-ROM 🏳️‍⚧️ @sherrycdrom.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
every fascist i outlive is a reason to keep on living
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
democrat melissa hortman was literally politically assassinated in her fucking home less than 3 months ago and now everyone wants to comment on how bad it’ll be now like ok
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It was a really beautiful and pristine act of violence. It's the kind of shot a hunter wants so their prey doesn't suffer. It references the man's own past statements. It was thematically timed and placed. I don't celebrate anyone's death, but I do admire this assassin's work.
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
My heart is a surveillance state... ...because of the holter monitor
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I can officially take my focus factor and Celcius powders again! Biotin do your worst!
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Looks like I'm going up to 200mg progesterone. Pray for my tits <3
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I've gained 5~7 permanent pounds of t&a since starting hormones. My weight range didn't increase in size, just went up a bit.
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
My essential chemicals in order of importance: Estrogen>Progesterone>CBN>THC>Bupropion
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Probably gotta give'em my middle name at the hospital
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seleristicillusion.bsky.social @seleristicillusion.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I never remember what doctors let me be Selery, but I always know Planned Parenthood has me right <3
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