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Andy Kimy

@andykimy.bsky.social
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ignore the hate: Digger is EXCELLENT.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
...is GooGoo Gaga
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah yes, a news story for the common american
finance.yahoo.com
Newly minted tech millionaires are now clamoring for financial advice
The wealth is flowing in Silicon Valley.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Every single photo of this man looks like he just collapsed on the couch after taking a shit. Seriously: look at every photo he's taken since becoming Veep.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/j8bmjDoziaQ?...
youtu.be
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OMG she k*lled her!
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE 9-25 (SEPT 25) DOLLY PARTON DAY
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Dolly bio-pic should just be about her writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We m*rder Jolene at dawn!
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Low key been calling my kid Journathan all week
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Soccer is like if recess were a career
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
::Reagan hiding in the Trojan Horse:: Nothing better for the outside of a man than the inside of a horse
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That light Mitch McConnell is heading towards is the fires of hell
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Backrooms (2026)
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. But what if you *can* do the time? The world is yours. Be ungovernable.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’m no scientist; but sleep?
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If he dies at 9:11 we get the day off tomorrow abcnews.com/Politics/rud...
abcnews.com
Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical condition: Spokesperson
Former New York City mayor has been hospitalized in "critical but stable" condition, his spokesman said on Sunday.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I genuinely enjoyed The Drama. But my favorite little detail is that anytime they didn’t know how to end a scene, they just had a character throw up.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
MOTHER TERESA IS WEAK ON MILITARY DEFENSE SPENDING
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Happy “Moon’s haunted” day to all
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I can’t believe we’re two days away from Donald Trump saying he flew on Artemis II, and got to walk on the moon
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You’ll never convince me that John Fetterman isn’t 3 incels in a trench-hoodie
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris died at 86 but I think he would have preferred 88
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Daylight is saved. But Gretzky gets the rebound. He shoots. He scores!
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
We’re quite literally being dragged into WW3 by the worlds dumbest pedophiles
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"With all due respect Jake, I have a better handle on the economic downstream effects..."
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A lot of bad happening everywhere, but Khamenei having NO designated successor? At 86???
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
His last words were, “whatever’s in those Epstein files must be baaaaaad” apnews.com/article/iran...
apnews.com
Iran’s supreme leader killed in major attack by US and Israel
Iranian state media have confirmed the death of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in a major attack by Israel and the United States.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
In no uncertain terms, the last decade of Republican politics has been orchestrated by the head of a pedophile cabal
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
NAME NAMES
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
General strike.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Weak shit. Pathetic.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Remember when Sean Spicer popped up on the Emmy's like this was all a big joke? Anyway, get some rest. WW3 starts next week. #goldenglobes
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
startribune.com
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
There we go. That there’s a headline.
ft.com
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It doesn’t get much more dystopian than “Feminism is Bad: Presented by Bank of America”
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Frank Gehry's coffin is gonna look like this
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Maybe stop charging $15 for a salad
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David Lebo @leboism.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Complete Millenial Victory, we are now in charge of DI band programs
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The New York Times has been sitting on Epstein emails for THREE elections
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
On the spot.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Zohran Mamdani claims to be a socialist but he just accepted a $258k job and 11,000 square foot home. So which is it, Zohran?
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
he is survived by his racist and sexist views
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
How much of conservatism's hatred of taxation boils down to a resentment of "The Dad Tax" on their halloween candy?
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
ME: Maybe “it” will happen today. ::Dick Cheney::
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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