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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@juliaridesbikes.bsky.social
4.3K followers 414 following 3.7K posts

She/her. Queer. Obsessed with bicycles. Takes a lot of selfies. "Gal pal" and "roommate" to @zincsaucier1.bsky.social

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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get put on a watchlist for trying to build a death ray and any insecure asshole can just walk into a dealership and buy a weapon of mass destruction. Mad scientists need better lobbyists.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Went out to buy meat for curry. Bought everything except meat for curry. 🙃
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
user got blocked for this post (lmao)
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no.
A bike lane blocked by a construction sign that reads “cyclists dismount and use sidewalk “
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mines a tie between my e-bike and my folding bike.
A gazelle e-bike on a stone pathway, with some trees and a river in the background.A Brompton folding bike, folded up and placed in a shopping cart in a grocery store.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Proof of life or whatever
Selfie on a rainy downtown street, wearing a pink jacket and sunglasses (and no bra or makeup because yay depression!)
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Born too early to see the death of capitalism. Born too late to own a home. Born just in time for AI slop.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Since apparently “worst movie idea of all time” is taken, what’s the second worst idea you can think of?
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It feels like we won the fight (or at least did well) against drunk driving, only to completely fail when it comes to distracted driving.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same.
Daniel Huang
Dream Job: Retirement
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s been way too long since I last made guasacaca, I think I was going through withdrawal.
Two mason jars containing a bright green sauce.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ok i rode my bicycle can i have the dopamine now? please?
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nearly everything in ffxiv is better than reality. Like I literally have an island sanctuary. Easiest money ever.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Attempt #3 to patch this tube. If it doesn’t hold air I’m giving up on bicycles and becoming a car enthusiast.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They should make a store that’s exactly like Costco but going there doesn’t make me want to die.
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every now and then, someone will approach me to speak at an event. If that someone is representing a corporation I am not particularly fond of, I will say my speaker's fee is an astronomically high number. Usually, they say "no." Neither I nor the nice person who thought of me has to feel bad. 1/
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Manic Pixie Dream Goblin @zincsaucier1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
accepting recommendations for retro games that work well on a small screen. RetroArch supports so many platforms I'm in gaming heaven but ADHD indecisive hell 😂
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The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Report: Democractic centrists not sure whether to wish or wash after stunning gains by left wing of party
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Responsible leaders in competent governments will have to fix this problem by heavily regulating auto manufacturers designs. There's no other way around it and people need to start becoming very loud and very aggressive about this issue.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don’t want to go to my therapy appointment I’m too sad
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My dog has learned to pull down the covers on my bed so she can lick the part of the sheets that smells most like me. When I hoped that she could be a little smarter, I meant like “not run into traffic” smart, not whatever this is 😫
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If you think the average person can be trusted with even the tiniest amount of power, then you obviously haven’t seen how people drive.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Its hunger is insatiable! Look how happy it makes the richest people! The future is bright and glorious!
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ok once a month will can petition one person, and if they say no he gets put on a rocket and blasted into the sun.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The thing about anti cyclist discourse is that I know some bike riders are assholes. Some people are assholes. Their mode of transport is irrelevant. But so long as the damage done by drivers is so incredibly high compared to everyone else, maybe stfu about that scofflaw cyclist you once saw.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Similar to the “napoleon dynamite problem” where netflix couldn’t predict if people would like the film - it’s amazing how hard it is to guess how people feel about bicycles. I’ve met so many otherwise cool people who start frothing at the mouth when talking about cyclists. What is it about cars?
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Miami Mike @leather-peach.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Speaking of the odyssey this is the best post anyone's ever made about it
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This seems like the perfect excuse to show off my steam deck
A steam deck handheld game system that has had the plastic shell swapped so it is transparent purple fading to pink.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
white type on mangenta background 
It would be really fucking great if we prioritized housing for humans the way we do housing for cars.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just want to live in a society where those who uplift others are celebrated, and those who work against the common good are reviled. And I wish that actually existed somewhere.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Proof of life
Selfie, sitting on an outside patio, wearing a bike helmet and blue tank top.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Living right next to a 10 day celebration of cowboy “culture” when all my bullies growing up were wannabe cowboys sure has me feeling something. Yahoo.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Went to my first yoga class in 3 months and didn’t even die.
Selfie, sitting on a couch, wearing a black tank top.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ok the reassurance that this will arrive before father’s day is very funny.
A screenshot from the amazon listing for the book “estro junkies” that contains the line “arrives before Father’s Day”
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rat dad ==> GATEway Fate @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
a six foot tall woman can do whatever she wants forever honestly
A strange wall of blue and white text outside the bathroom at the Chesapeake house rest stop on i95.  The largest part of the text reads “A SIX-FOOT TALL WOMAN” in massive letters, which naturally titillates my attention.  The full text reads “The Chesapeake Bay is surprisingly shallow.  A SIX FOOT TALL WOMAN (in all caps) can wade through over 700,000 acres of the Bay without wetting her hat.”  There are also a bunch of other random bay-relatedwords collaged in all directions around the edge of it, saying things like “ecosystem, fresh, ocean, shallow, fascinating, Susquehanna, terrapin, fun” etc.  If you’re gonna make the centerpiece of the work massive text that says “A SIX FOOT TALL WOMAN” maybe you should also include some words in the collage like “#FEMINISM” and “LESBIAN LUST”.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Elevator didn’t have the ugly hanging pads up, so selfie time.
Selfie in an elevator mirror wearing a pink top and black and white patterned tights.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is why I love FFXIV, and why dark souls is really fashion souls.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Well my hair looked a thousand times better before biking home in the rain, but I have bangs now - cause why be depressed if you can’t have bangs.
Selfie in front of an apartment window, showing off my new haircut.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
At least my ducky likes the rain?
Closeup of a yellow rubber ducky mounted to the handlebars of a bicycle. The duck is wearing a pikachu inspired bike helmet with a spinner on top.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
proof that i put on makeup tonight
selfie in front of a closed window, smiling and wearing a black sun dress with yellow flowers
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 29/05/2026
Women are less likely to adopt AI because we naturally emit a small but powerful electro magnet pulse
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Was browsing my Strava and thought this was neat - I’ve ridden more than the circumference of the Earth.
Screenshot of my Strava stats, showing 2941 rides and 42205 km.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Accepting applications for the role of boyfriend. @zincsaucier1.bsky.social will be filtering applicants. I figure if a man can impress her (even slightly), then he’s good enough for me. 😅
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Basic, slutty, and sad. Not sure if that’s describing my gender or just me, but whatever.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bubblegum Flame Lumpy Hot dog Slime Muscle
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Name 10 Bands you've obsessed over at some point: #musicchallenge 1. Charli XCX 2. Rage Against the Machine 3. Kendrick Lamar 4. AFI 5. Beck 6. Beastie Boys 7. The Mars Volta 8. At the Drive In 9. Tupac 10. SOPHIE
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
yay i rode my bike
Selfie, wearing a bike helmet, sitting on a bench with a white wall behind me.
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Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Since it’s that time of the year, reminder that ringing your bicycle bell alerts people to your presence, and signals that you’ll be passing when safe. It does not mean “get the fuck out of my way I’m chasing a PR!” Also, if you chase PR’s on busy multiuse pathways I hope your tires never hold air.
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