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Sea Senor 🇳🇿

@seassenor.bsky.social
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Rural Doc. Mainland NZ. Covid intolerant. Unprecedented in no criminal efforts. Send all dad jokes. #medtwitter

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 14m
Cutting those wasteful back office staff to improve Frontline services is going
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 48m
Taxes for Nurses should be a campaign slogan
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 50m
We got 83 kwh. 1/3 each to house grid and cars. Its a few dollars a day now either in/out
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1h
The Wallabies coach has aged a bit since they beat the safas last month #AllBlacks
A Damascus goat
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1h
Living in wine country ✅ Vietnam at dawn with helos and frost fans echoing off the hills, saving precious blossom. Neighbours giving me multiple barely opened tasting bottles from the wineries 🍷
Cloudy bay central Otago pinot noir. World's finest
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 16h
"Moving mountaineering film Tenzing ’choked me up something chronic’ Can confirm. Just brilliant. The climbing stuff re enacted perfectly but the human story is what shines
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Moving mountaineering film Tenzing 'choked me up something chronic' | Review by Dominic Corry in Screens
Star Tom Hiddleston makes an “admirable attempt” at the Kiwi accent in this stunning film, a must-see for New Zealanders.
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General Practitioners Aotearoa @gpaotearoa.co.nz · 15/10/2026
If you're talking about ED... you need to be talking about GP. We cannot fix ED and hospital overcrowding until we have enough GPs. Put the fence at the top of the cliff.
If you're talking about ED... you need to be talking about GP. Everyone deserves a whānau doctor.
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Jason Moore @moorejh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Debating is so tiring
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LIP @l11p.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
what I would say to you is 1 hour reading 1 hour writing 1 hour maths
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Bernard Hickey @bernardchickey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have opened this one up immediately to all. Thanks to paying subscribers in advance. Survey finds 27% of NZers now struggling financially, up from 16.5% in 2020; Also, 48% believe they have to leave NZ to get ahead, up from 28%; 1/2 #nzpol thekaka.substack.com/p/48-now-fee...
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48% now feel they have to leave NZ to get ahead
Survey finds 27% of NZers now struggling financially, up from 16.5% in 2020; Also, 48% believe they have to leave NZ to get ahead, up from 28%; National U-turns on parking for housing rules
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Utter fail from #CodeBrown and TWO leaders at the countrys premier child cancer center.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This was always going to be right up Johns alley. Too good.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well the perfect intersection of Aotearoa, Pornography, Sheep, Corporate Law, and Comedians now exists for us all to savour for years to come. 🎉
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Finally, a car that looks happy to see you #2CV
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Make everyone sicker, cut MH and Health services during a COL crisis, and Voila! He "suspects", but doesnt bother to actually find out, before making policy decisions. Hes as smart as my lawn clippings
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The end 🫣
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Send him to the mines, Australia
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Have a Q and a BabyQ for camping. Add a BT meat thermometer and its been a revelation
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Could be! It has levels. First thought was Prime Minister Text, but Pale/Predictable Male/Muppet Tryhard/Talking combos also work
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PERFECTLY NORMAL @nzpom.com · 10/10/2026
Party vote Green💚 #nzpol
youtu.be
Youth Jobs Guarantee
YouTube video by NZ Green Party
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Health targets. My #cartoon today #Health #NZpol
Cartoon. Title: “Health Targets” Simeon Brown pushing a patient in a wheelchair, in an Emergency Department. He’s wheeling her towards a cupboard that is stuffed full of people, and saying, “Technically, this isn’t the ED. Our targets are working!”
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Parking god is with me today. ⛷️
Cardrona skifield
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Neutralising Asparagus wees. For All Mankind 👏
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Go Puke. Grew up scavenging spuds and onions over the back fence. Never saw one on a bike though
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We have 5. This is Hudson. He is called THE Because, black
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Furry Mussolini 😬
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beta testing ChatPMT, the world's smallest language model #nzpol
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The latest #tedlasso is a great way to unwind in peace 🐕
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its bad and playing with it is A Bad Idea, unless you're in Russia trying to mix it with Ricin and Polonium in your shed.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
69 to 31. GET IN CHIPPIE 🍴 BALDY IS FLUSTERED LIKE A BALD HYACINTH BUCKET #nzpol
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hahaha. Possibly more Muppets than Dracula on that bus
static.klipy.com
Sesame Street The Count
ALT: Sesame Street The Count
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hmm, looks and sounds remarkably like another PHEV ute from China..
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LateNighter @latenightercom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Last Frame Tonight: With Kiwibank trying to stop the internet from lusting after its sheep mascot Buck, John Oliver and team gave her the final frame of Sunday night’s #LastWeekTonight open: “Veni”—Latin for “I came.”
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I showed this to my spouse and she stared at me blankly as I dissolved in absolute fits. John Oliver fucking legend 👏
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Green sheep taking down red yellow and blue sheeps from ANZ BNZ WPAC ASB in some sort of organised violence or shearing fiasco would be awesome
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unicycle vs bicycle vs tricycle. Choose your weapon wisely
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A feminine green haired sheep called Buck with bedroom eyes... Pretty targeted bank marketing tbh for pansexual furries who need money and don't like coffee.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ours were all putting more fur on the outdoor cushions while I cleaned them
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Awesome. But, have you tried lifting goats, more exciting than people. Horns and stuff. Also people say bad words when you drop them triumphantly from a height 🏋️
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Classic Central spring day. 1-23 degrees.
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Gavin Shoebridge @kiwiev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crikey. Clifford grew up.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
V1 was my first ute. Not because I wanted a ute, but for all the stuff it does, that nothing else really can
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where's Wayne eviscerating these fools
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I need y'all to see the screaming hairy armadillo
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Handrails for increased accessability. Thoughtful.
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please someone ask Winston for his thoughts because we may see spontaneous combustion with too many intersecting ideas for his dinosaur brain
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Luxon: Them trains better not be a white elephant 🚃 Baldy, a return flight from Dunedin to ChCh next weekend is SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS #nzpol
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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate NZs obsession with cartoon ads, but I am here for this sort of nonsense. 😂
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