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Sean Hodgdon

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Shit show at the fuck factory

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David Nir @davidnir.com · 10/10/2026
Roger Marshall charged his patients 18% annual interest on their unpaid bills. His bakery bill for $678.75 was due six years ago. At 18% interest compounded annually, the total he'd owe would be at least $1,800. Marshall just paid the bakery $1,300—far less than what his patients would owe.
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 11/10/2026
No police department in the nation needs a helicopter, complete waste of taxpayer money
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 11/10/2026
Okay but I actually *want* my football coaches to look like they had their eyelids surgically removed
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh 
[audience going berserk]
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
before Trump all news was like this all the time
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 10/10/2026
That guy singing to monkeys (and scaring the shit out of them) is single handedly getting me through this weekend
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 10/10/2026
Satya's use of "Super Intelligence" tells you just how badly Microsoft is losing the AI race Someone clearly needs to get daddy's attention
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 08/10/2026
On a related note, this is objectively the best mass-produced sandwich bread out there and it's not even close
A loaf of Artesano bakery bread "the Original"
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 08/10/2026
Me reading this halfway through a peanut butter sandwich
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 07/10/2026
Silly AGs, Brendan Carr said they were fine! (also, it should be AsG, no?)
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 07/10/2026
Seriously, what's the point of having "fuck you" money if you're never going to actually say "fuck you"?
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 07/10/2026
Miller's Crossing lives rent free in my head
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 07/10/2026
Lmao, attack ≠ access Just because everyone hasn't shown their cards in like a month and a half doesn't mean they haven't penetrated systems or found exploits to utilize later
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 07/10/2026
Unironically a big fan of political yard signs There's a local school board race with just two candidates and their online platforms are nothing special Walked around a bit and gauged which candidate's signs were more often on the houses that also have Steve Hilton signs Heuristics baby
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 06/10/2026
I'm trying to see some Soviet masterpieces like this
A Soviet propaganda poster that says (according to OP) "Don't Desecrate Nature"

It features a tree holding up a man who had littered by his belt and whipping him with some sticks
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 06/10/2026
Not gonna lie, I've come *real* close to posting something like this in r/propagandaposters with all the posts of boomer memes from 2020
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 06/10/2026
Never let this filth enjoy another day in public
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dems honestly should just lie about this right now so Alito (a dumb guy who doesn't actually know how anything works) doesn't figure out that he needs to retire in the lame duck if the GOP loses the Senate
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 06/10/2026
I said it after the election but would love to see Mamdani make Sliwa head of NYC Animal Control
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/10/2026
hog
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 05/10/2026
Is this supposed to be a Congressional hearing room, a courtroom, or a church?
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 03/10/2026
Honestly, I've seen worse targeted ads, I'd check it out
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 01/10/2026
I swear Apple improved it some early iOS 27 betas, but this menu is back to being the worst UX I have to use on a regular basis Speakers/headphones are never in the same order and then some only show up a second later, moving the entire list upwards so you click the wrong one A god damn nightmare
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 30/09/2026
Nightmare blunt rotation
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 30/09/2026
Using Reels or Shorts instead of TikTok is the present-day equivalent of consuming old Tweets via screenshots on other platforms
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You are a baby
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interviewer: How are you tonight Aaron Sorkin: Did you ever notice how claustrophobic the elevators are at Chateau they're the size of a tin can a fucking tin can
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 30/09/2026
Madame Tussauds seems to be having HVAC issues
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 26/09/2026
Literally nothing in this world interests me less than spending *four fucking hours* of my time watching a documentary about the world's least charismatic person, but might just by a ticket to support
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 25/09/2026
Fuck it, just call it Bear Mace and wear that bear outfit that Blake from Workaholics had
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 25/09/2026
I sure hope this generation of parents learned not to show their young children The Neverending Story (or at least skip the horse scene)
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 24/09/2026
The best part about my finely curated FYP is that no corporation could possibly dream up surreal enough shit that would fit in and it makes it immediately obvious what's an ad
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 24/09/2026
Stock music is my seventh circle of hell
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 24/09/2026
I should probably stop looking at my phone when I'm smoking at 2 AM
A Monrovia bear

He was cool and just wanted to go back to eating people's trash
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 24/09/2026
I refuse to accept this whole magicians → mentalists rebranding
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 21/09/2026
Nevada, land of forests as far as the eye can see
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wanting to talk to your friends is healthy, which is why i support getting more cocaine into our nation's schools.
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erin mccann @mccanner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want to read a 5,000-word essay about the way these icons still litter basically every website and send you to social accounts that haven't been updated in years
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine your internal polling being so bad it’s telling you you can’t beat Kamala Harris
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AT&T Stadium reportedly is one of the venues that opposed Macklemore being on Ed Sheeran's bill. Worth noting that AT&T is hosting Kanye West in November.
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 14/09/2026
Seriously, would have been real easy (and justified) to stray from the message and go after Kraft personally
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Come Out Ye Black and (Spray) Tans
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 13/09/2026
If you told me in 2005—peak Hot Coffee scandal—that the #1 concern the right-wing would have with the new *Grand Theft Auto* game was the female co-main character I would have laughed you out of the room I’ll never forget when my mother learned what “getting 5 stars” meant
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nathan Field: You're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on the PNG checkerboard background "Why would I deceive you?"
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