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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 08/10/2026
On a related note, this is objectively the best mass-produced sandwich bread out there and it's not even close
A loaf of Artesano bakery bread "the Original"
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 06/10/2026
I'm trying to see some Soviet masterpieces like this
A Soviet propaganda poster that says (according to OP) "Don't Desecrate Nature"

It features a tree holding up a man who had littered by his belt and whipping him with some sticks
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 01/10/2026
I swear Apple improved it some early iOS 27 betas, but this menu is back to being the worst UX I have to use on a regular basis Speakers/headphones are never in the same order and then some only show up a second later, moving the entire list upwards so you click the wrong one A god damn nightmare
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 24/09/2026
I should probably stop looking at my phone when I'm smoking at 2 AM
A Monrovia bear

He was cool and just wanted to go back to eating people's trash
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 09/09/2026
How I feel about Yung Gravy after hearing his recent Mickey Avalon interpolation
Hansel from Zoolander talking about Sting: "The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that's he's making it, I respect that."
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 27/08/2026
Wikipedia's Featured Article has me up in flames
A Wikipedia article about the Assassination of Lord Mountbatten—a paedophile and all around waste of humanity
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 25/08/2026
Miss you already papa
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 24/08/2026
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 23/08/2026
New Cleo Sol could not have come at a better time
Sweet Thing by Cleo Sol
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 20/08/2026
Get your cat a bed for your desk, thank me later
My cat reaching out and putting her hand on mine while I'm using my mouse
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 09/08/2026
A cat staring deep into your soul
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 02/08/2026
Apple Music using this version of The Safety Dance in their Synth Pop Essentials playlist was certainly a choice
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 02/08/2026
I love this song because 1) it's a straight banger 2) if you aren't really paying attention you'd probably think electricity is a metaphor for a relationship or something but no, the song is literally advocating for more solar electricity
Electricity by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 15/07/2026
The new Siri might be alright on iOS, but it fucked up the only thing I want it to ever do on my watch This shit better get fixed by production
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 14/07/2026
Bo Burnham from his 2021 special "Inside" asking "Can... Can anyone shut the fuck up?"
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 13/07/2026
Natural Titanium is the best iPhone color Apple ever made, you could not convince me otherwise Hope they bring it back for the Air 2
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 04/07/2026
Anyway, here's an old photo (Instagram filter and all) of my boy—he's probably up 75 lbs since then and has also destroyed the entire lawn he's pictured on
A Sulcata tortoise, about 150-175 lbs, staring at a small American flag
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 23/06/2026
Whenever I'm not working she's holding it down for me 😭
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 16/06/2026
Veronika
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 03/06/2026
It literally hasn't landed one single time, but I will, at least once a month, reference this bit in Zoolander about Fabio being "the best model slash actor and not the other way around"
Fabio accepting the "Slashie" award for Best Model "Slash" Actor
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 30/05/2026
Shout out to whoever did the package design for my cat's new water fountain
A cardboard box printed with:
"Moisture is the essence of wetness"
- Derek Zoolander
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 23/05/2026
Gambling? A cheating partner? Mass surveillance?? The world may never know
The song Eye in the Sky by The Alan Parsons Project

How you interpret it is revealing
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 14/05/2026
I don't usually fall for rage bait, but to this day I still think about the time someone posted that they didn't like the Sound of Music because of the pro-Nazi themes
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 13/05/2026
This guy just scared the shit out of me (also this was at like 11 PM—Apple's Night Mode really brightened things up, and not in a good way)
A young buck (literally)
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 09/05/2026
We made it
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 22/04/2026
Getting a bed for my cat to put right next to me on my desk was one of the best decisions I've ever made
A cat putting her paw on top of her human's hand while he is working on the computerA cat asleep, resting her head on her human's arm while he is working on the computer
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 21/04/2026
The Wikipedia app recently updated to use Liquid Glass, and while the UI of the actual app is fine, the logo in their app icon has a number of issues: - Too thin - Too transparent - Multiple SVGs not in a single layer (see the overlap where the "two Vs" cross) - Hard centered (slightly too low)
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 18/04/2026
I mean, sure there's demand from these users but both these models are due for upgrades and Apple always runs stock down before new releases...
The MacRumors Buying Guide showing 409 days since the Mac Studio's last release and an "Approaching End of Cycle" noticeThe MacRumors Buying Guide showing 536 days since the Mac Mini's last release and an "Approaching End of Cycle" notice
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 17/04/2026
Obviously this isn't solely why they are going bankrupt, but USPS shipping something from California → Wisconsin → Arizona → California is just very emblematic of the current state of things there under Trump-appointed dipshits
A shipping map showing a package being routed from California to Wisconsin to Arizona and back to California again
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 16/04/2026
💜
The album Swimmer by the band Tennis

One of, if not my favorite album of the 2020s (so far)
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 19/03/2026
From the Stitch FAQ—something tells me they aren't on the same level at all
FAQ question asking "Can I export my designs to Figma?" with the answer being "Yes. Stitch allows you to export your generated UI directly to Figma."
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 18/03/2026
Updated one of my favorite pieces of red-scare propaganda for modern times
A drawing with a man holding a mask up to his face as if he is putting it on—the mask has "CONSERVATISM" written on it, and the man's face has "FASCISM AND AUTOCRACY" written on it
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 04/03/2026
Veronika wishes you well
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 23/02/2026
Hey Google ($3.8T market cap) how hard is it for your AI to figure out that when I Google "[language] translator" I want to have it set to the user's native language as the "other" option so they can immediately do the back/forth translate Instead I'm searching through this nightmare menu every day
The drop-down menu for Google Translate that has so many languages, a US user isn't shown any of the top 10 languages spoken in the US which is as follows from Wikipedia:
#1 English – 245.69 million
#2 Spanish – 42.03 million
#3 - Chinese (including Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien and all other varieties) – 3.40 million
#4 - Tagalog (including Filipino) – 1.71 million
#5 - Vietnamese – 1.52 million
#6 - Arabic – 1.39 million
#7 - French – 1.18 million
#8 - Korean – 1.07 million
#9 - Russian – 1.04 million
#10 - Portuguese – 937,000 (the first one shown!)

Yes I know you can type to search, but this is a bad UI/localization from a company trying to shove AI into every other aspect of Google Search—its indicative that they don't actually use/care about the product
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 01/02/2026
Okay but this Panda Express fortune cookie is actually insane??
A fortune cookie from Panda Express that reads: No need for safety nets when you're already flying
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 19/01/2026
Genuinely gotta love the lost-in-translation packaging on cheap Chinese goods (this is the box for a $25 auto-cat feeder)
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 15/12/2025
Usually use Carrot to check the sunrise/sunset times but thought I'd give Google a shot to see what their AI told me If Google can't be trusted to code their AI to understand fucking time zones, I wonder what else they might be overlooking?
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 05/12/2025
I would love my cat unconditionally no matter what, but the fact that she's a model certainly doesn't hurt This photo really doesn't do justice to her coat in direct sunlight
A Russian Blue cat looking off to the side
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 04/12/2025
Saw this this morning and put me in some kind of mood
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 11/10/2025
TIL this isn't a David Bowie song
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 23/09/2025
This week it's the shelf I made for her that she hasn't been on once in like the past three months
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 20/09/2025
I clicked on the link at the bottom and it looks like it's this company Rokt—I can tell it's their UI on almost every instance of this I've seen If this isn't the most technobabble bullshit I've ever seen in my life...
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 06/09/2025
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 04/07/2025
Greatest feeling in the world
A cat sleeping on someone
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 27/06/2025
Mi bébé
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 26/06/2025
Don't think I've ever seen a more pathetic vanity plate in my entire life
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 27/03/2025
Pretty sure hearing this song in middle school is a decent part of why I have the political views I do today
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 22/03/2025
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 12/03/2025
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Sean Hodgdon @seanhodgdon.com · 21/02/2025
Wouldn't have made it through the depths of the pandemic without this little floof
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