Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirrel𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 16h“Did you or did you not sell hamburgers from a giant smiling head?” “Sir, that was Jack in the Box.” 2363988819
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 15hThat would be much more useful than learning how to do-si-do. 517110172294
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelPrincess Cuntwrap Supreme 🇺🇦 @elisabethinwa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We are all dead and this is hell. No other explanation 2092621555
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If ashli babbitt's family can get $5 million after she literally broke into the Capitol to overturn an election, Renee Good's family should get at least triple that for ICE agents murdering her in the damn street. 12960161580
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelAnn @lifeinthepnw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 — Skateboarding with Tony Hawk Watching a Howard Hawks film Visiting Ethan Hawke Jamming with Hamish Hawk At a Seattle Seahawks game At a Chicago Blackhawks game Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks …but now he’s watching you like a hawk 41989512107
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelTea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026After yesterday’s Senate hearing, it’s crystal clear that Jack Smith should be the next Attorney General. 29175781488
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelPatrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Maybe it would stop the cratering in the polls if we humiliated ourselves while trying to tar a guy who spent his career fighting for the rule of law and going after war criminals while we defend a coup attempt” - GOP Senate strategy session this morning, apparently 311187289
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirrelkenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Through US history, no matter how bad they might have been, the title of US president commanded some respect, some authority, Until this f'ing 🍊🤡. Now it's just an embarrassing joke. 2542778
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelA. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026SCHMITT: Mr. Smith, did you attend a Green Bay Packers game? SMITH: No. but I once rode in a Packard at a classic car show. SCHMITT: So you admit it! SMITH: I admit I rode in a Packard. SCHMITT: And was that in Green Bay? SMITH: No. SCHMITT: But it could have been? AM I CORRECT??!! 627936
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've come to the point where the word "fuck" is no longer strong enough to suit my needs. 2115925
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelGod @thegodshow.com · 29/09/2026Robert Reich just dropped a Rahm Emanuel diss-track and it goes hard af. Not saying it’s a Kendrick / Drake level beef, but it’s close. 1835414692
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Putin’s reward for bombing hospitals, schools, apartment buildings, public parks and museums and killing children is to get invited to the G20 Summit by Marco Rubio. 55892203512
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelRoger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For those who don't know - Lilly Wachowski wrote The Matrix. 68316
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirrelchercat208.bsky.social @chercat208.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ever notice how everyone screaming about cutting social security as an 'entitlement' are the politicians who will retire with a comfy pension or the obscenely wealthy who have enough money for a thousand lifetimes? Raise the damn cap!!! 17346131395
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Muscular Christianity definitely probably does not sound like a suspiciously sticky 1996 vhs movie sold behind the green door at Sketchy's Video and Smoke Shop. 1123
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirrelℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University. 833234930
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirrelebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Truth 💥 30787052099
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No, but we have Hawaiian shirt Friday and a semi-annual potluck. If you can afford iced coffee, we can't afford you. 092
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelsooOOOOooosan @susandixon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026...werewolves of London again 45514
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller. 20847501188
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelTJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For those boycotting Tillamook Cheese and anything else that is “Halal,” I want you to know that fruit, vegetables, fish, air and water are also halal. ☪️😅. 2023986589
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 24/09/20262nd time this week. Proof that the universe has a sense of humor. 071
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Build child care centers. Build health centers. Build community centers. Not data centers. And not ICE detention centers. 17598212805
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 2234
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirreldarren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026 509201484986
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat Thank you for your attention to this matter. 516219964567
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I found watching Trump’s UN speech today deeply depressing. It is a matter of national shame and humiliation that he is our president. Every country in the world, friend and foe alike, sees we are governed by a vainglorious fool. 2114154902
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelRobert Mahon @bedform.org · 22/09/2026Banning press from the white house the same week you set up a state Dear Leader TV station is absolutely dictator shit 12533595
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelHarry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Venn you see the truth... 1023591684
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Where are Chachi and Kevin Sorbo when you need them? 051
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelEmily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Belarus has a 25 year old deal to supply China with potash. 70% of Belarus' potash goes to the PRC Why would Belarus screw over a reliable customer with a quarter century history of paying its bills to sell potash to a dementia addled baby who might scuttle the deal at any moment cuz he's colicky? 111017
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not sure how I was following @imbigslim.bsky.social either, but he is definitely a nasty bigot. Maybe a bot account that flipped. Blockity block blocked. Also not sure how I deleted my original post about him. 👀 020
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do I detect, dare I say it, a hint of a spine in corporate media? 032
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY 256143886827
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You never realize how little self-control you have until you’re eating chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant. 2203542303
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 031
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelEoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs? 25982431644
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelThe Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's been three days since he said this, but I think it deserves an encore: “If we buy $2 billion worth of bananas from Brazil, we’re actually losing $2 billion. So if we stop eating bananas, we actually save $2 billion.” And this guy is in charge of the world's largest economy. 2032726613
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Donald Trump: "I'm going to raise tariffs and start a war to make everything more expensive for no reason." MAGA: "I can't afford to support my family because Joe Biden made schoolchildren trans." 14508148
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelᑎᗩTᑌᖇᗩᒪ, ᒪIKE ᐯEᖇᑎOᑎ @naturallikevernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trump died and got buried at Mar-Lago. A man went to the airport and said, "I need a ticket to go piss on Trump's grave." The agent said, "Yes, sir. Here's a ticket to Los Angeles." The guy said, "Los Angeles?! But Trump's buried in Florida!" The agent said, "Yes, sir, but the back of the line..." 15354031231
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The bar is in hell, yet somehow, they find a way to go lower. These grifting 3rd grade science failures are going to get us all killed. 0138
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirreljuhneenhow she/her @juhneenhowe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The fact all news organizations haven’t immediately left the White House in solidarity is all you need to know about these supposed journalists You can get the same exact info from his tweets and avoid the smell Win win really 02470594
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Exactly. When his actions need to be reported on, "the Administration did x" or "the White House decided y". Never say his name. 195
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelEmily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Leftist honey traps to humiliate ICE, huh? I mean, lol. Cuz ICE already wear 80 lbs of full on military tactical gear - all dressed up like they're invading Fallujah just to intimidate soccer moms in the suburbs. Ya ask me, those dudes arrives pre-humiliated. 621314
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirreljamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress? 430103771920