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Emily

@emilyyour8.bsky.social
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"First they came for the journalists, we don't know what happened next." Kalaallit Nunaat Kalaallit Pigaat! Emotional Support Human - Artist - Hater of Fascism I make funny sometimes. I use humor as a coping tactic. And I use coping as a life strategy.

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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 10h
Elmo fired another girlfriend. Zillis' weird farewell letter - about Elmo, not to him - reads like someone forced to resign from the C-suite of a company. Lots of arse-kissing praise and "I'm proud of what I accomplished..." stuff. She also thinks Elmo cares about humanity, so she's obv insane.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 23h
The Islamic Republic of Iran was "doing drugs?" lol, sure Jan. I think Trump did an extra bump or two of Adderall today. Fun Fact: In Iran, you can get the death penalty for possession of 2kg of Adderall. They weakened that law in 2017. In 2016, you could face execution for just 30 grams!
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the Governor of deep Red Kentucky understands this, why don't all Democrats get it?
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disposable Humanity - 2025 documentary on Aktion T4 - the Nazi program to exterminate disabled people and other "undesirables" in a prelude to the Holocaust. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81C...
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Disposable Humanity - Trailer
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The top three states by percentage of SNAP recipients are all Trump states. 1 in 6 people in Louisiana and Oklahoma need SNAP to eat. 1 in 7 West Virginians live off SNAP. Almost 5.5 million Texans and Floridians rely on SNAP.
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@DemocracyHere @democracyhere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Blues
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Paxton says Trump is a "drag" and the Trumpapalooza midterm convention hurt their numbers! Remember to vote like Trump is on the ballot!
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Trump Trump Walking
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#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brutal….. 😂
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, Schmitt's face says it all. Can I just say how disappointed I am that it was TMZ who confronted Schmitt on his epic world-class stupid "gotcha" attempt today? Where ya at, NYT? WaPo? Time? Newsweek? CNN? btw, Schmitt doubled down. Insists he was just "asking questions" and wasn't embarrassed
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Sen. Eric Schmitt Says Botched 'Gotcha' Moment in Jack Smith Hearing Wasn't Embarassing
Senator Eric Schmitt's standing behind his line of questioning in the Jack Smith hearing ... even though it seems his "gotcha" moment totally backfired.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope Michiganders elect Abdul El-Sayed to the Senate. He would be good for Michigan and good for the United States. robertreich.substack.com/p/senator-…
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Senator Abdul El-Sayed
He would be good for Michigan and good for the United States
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"In July, the hottest month ever recorded in the US, 173,598 households were shut off from their electric supply by utilities across 10 states." Imagine being in the 5th day of a 15 day heat dome event - you're melting in 100 degree weather - and your electricity cuts out.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Low key the most accurate satire I've seen all year. So accurate you'd be excused for thinking it wasn't satire until maybe the "Strait of Hormel."
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump is probably still the dumbest man in his admin. But RFK Jr is def doing everything he can to take that title from the orange moron who thinks stealth planes are invisible.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Funny how the Dems are the "anti-God communists" when Trump's rolled out the red carpet for the famously atheist Communist dictator of The Peoples' Republic of China, while sucking up to the Communist Dictator of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and the ex-KGB colonel running Russia.
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#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Blues @kepi1107.bsky.social @warlessgoddess.bsky.social @grumpygeek4sure.bsky.social @roddsdad.bsky.social @greg60.bsky.social @sandywolf.bsky.social @srosnato.bsky.social @booga1234.bsky.social @raykwong.lol @ldog562.bsky.social @beansbeth.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @j1j2.bsky.social
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Upstream Timeout" So does Bluesky have some new program to combat social media addiction by making the site borderline unusable for a significant portion of the user base?
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
World famous rapist makes a joke about consent. Ladies and gentlement - I give you the Party of Family Values!
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The 30 yr US bond yield is at 5.62%!!! Everyone needs to understand that the US bond market is the most consequential market on earth. And the yield rate measures investor CONFIDENCE in the US. If they lose confidence the market collapses. If the US bond market goes kablooey, so goes the world.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Regarding high-ranking Hamas officers, they were allowed several hundred victims of collateral damage for a single attack." This is an admission that in the IDF, committing war crimes and mass murder is standard operating procedure. They killed 126, incl 68 children; wounded 280, to kill one guy.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is fine. Any resemblance to a convection oven is purely coincidental. We are def not air-frying mankind. Please continue consuming massive amounts of crap you don't need, shipped to you from 8,000 miles away.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TechnoConman Elmo Musk's Starship managed to circle the earth today - before exploding on touchdown. A "huge success" according to SpaceX. With successes like this, who needs failures? I mean, astronauts are steely-eyed missile people - but I don't think any of them will wanna fly on this thing.
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2 million just saw SpaceX blow up
YouTube video by Chris Norlund
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is a "Pentagon-backed" oil company a thing? Since when is the federal government in the oil business? For a guy who claims to hate communists so much, Trump sure does act like one a lot.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
US 10 yr bond yield is at a record 5.25% 30 yr bonds are at 5.57% Even 2 yr Treasury notes are at 4.92%!! if you don't know bonds, this is BAD. Historically bad. Basically, the interest rates tell you how confident lenders are that the US can manage its debt. Lenders are not confident at all rn.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zuckerberg's AI Agent is secretly reading and saving your iMessages against your wishes because of course it is. Our Tech Dystopia keeps getting more dystopic all the time.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when Musk promised he'd produce an "historically accurate" AI slopOdyssey that would put Nolan's to shame? The $100,000 award winning entry is in - and it has a cyclops with 3 eyes! www.youtube.com/watch?v=INzO...
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Elon Musk Had His Fanboys Create The “AI Slop Odyssey”
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why 30% of Americans STILL support Trump. As analyzed by Dietrich Bonhoeffer, German Lutheran pastor, neo-orthodox theologian and anti-Nazi dissident. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT3A...
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Bonhoeffer and stupidity: why evil looks normal today (Theory of Stupidity)
YouTube video by Psych Signal
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, this is insane. 50 years??? $200,000,000,000??? There's a better chance that civilization will collapse by 2076 than that this base will be completed on time and on budget.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay I’m pitching this tomorrow THE AMERICANS but they’re PANDAS
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump LOVES commies so much he offered to sell US military weapons to CHINA! The whole Chinese government laughs at the whole Trump admin. China is in so much trouble these days and Trump's stupidity is one of the only things the CCP has going for it these days. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Trump Offered to Sell American Weapons to China’s Xi Jinping, US Ambassador Says
Ambassador David Purdue delivered the astonishing revelation that Trump offered to sell US weapons to Xi despite China helping Iran
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As raw milk causes a multi state E. coli outbreak that has sickened 13, it's a good time to remember that the HHS Secretary RFK Jr calls raw milk a "superfood" and promised to deregulate the sale under the belief that it's banned as part of a government conspiracy.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peter Thiel, founding member of the PayPal Mafia and world's richest TWD zombie, is a moron. No one who isn't a moron would say something this stupid out loud, in front of a mic, for all to hear. The only people dumber than this moron is anyone who still thinks the techbroligarchs are smart.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The price of Diesel hit an eye-watering $26.82 in Shungnak, a small village in northwest Alaska. But like all GOPers, this moron only thinks in the moment and only about himself. Trump and his idiot gang never weigh actions vs consequences. And a diesel export ban could have SERIOUS consequences.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Well, we didn’t so much lie to you as tell you stories that were untrue, stories that we hoped would add magic to your childhood and also reassure you that capitalism is a good and fair system for everyone, instead of one in which some people can’t afford insulin while other people are Jeff Bezos."
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump's the type of guy who'd tell Churchill to visit Berlin to chat with Hitler in 1943. What kind of moron would think Zelenskyy going to Moscow would solve anything? What would it do, besides get Zelenskyy assassinated and probably strung up like a pinata?
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol, so is Jesse Watters supposed to be a news reporter or a gossip columnist? Secretary Daydrinker handed Watters his beverage out of fear that a photo of the drunken moron holding a drink would hurt his image as a drunken moron warrior. So Watters immediately tells the world on his TV show!
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They're hiding EVERYTHING. I knew a guy like this. Always scheming. Always taking credit for others' work and dodging responsibility for his own actions. But no one knew just how much he was doing wrong until after he was gone and they looked at the records. These guys are burning the records.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump actually LOVES everything about big C Communism. He loves the absolute power and idol worship. He loves the police state. He loves the state media monopoly. He loves the pomp, the statues, the silly military parades. Trump loves EVERYTHING about COMMUNISM except the word "communism."
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The funny thing about Trump's public adoration of commie dictators Putin, Xi and Kim is that they all think Trump's a moron. Trump is the rich loser kid who desperately wants to be in the edgy kids club - so the edgy kids let him think he's in the club while they take advantage of him in every way.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would be absurd not to regulate Kalshi as gambling. "Prediction markets" is a marketing phrase. Letting Kalshi get away with running an unlicensed casino just by changing the name is like letting someone sell crack cocaine just because they call their product "happy rocks."
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HE KNEW. No matter how bad you think Netanyahu is, he's worse. NYT reports UAE President Sheikh Mohammed Bin Zayed warned Netanyahu about a planned Hamas operation in late September 2023. Netanyahu did not share this info with his security chiefs. They also knew the exact attack plan, per NYT👇
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Israel Knew Hamas’s Attack Plan More Than a Year Ago (Published 2023)
A blueprint reviewed by The Times laid out the attack in detail. Israeli officials dismissed it as aspirational and ignored specific warnings.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jensen Huang: "It’s kind of like, in order to save you, they’ve got to hurt you first — that’s the nature of surgery. They’ve got to cut you open to save you. They’ve got to inflict an enormous amount of pain and suffering on you so that they can save you. And so I think AI’s kind of like that."
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Excuse Me But WTF Pug
ALT: Excuse Me But WTF Pug
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Riverside County Sheriff illegally siezed 650,000 ballots! In a win for democracy, California's Supreme Court is ordering him to give them back. Hate to judge a book by its cover, but this guy looks like he def collects Nazi paraphernalia. Like Greg Bovino and Yosemite Sam had a baby.
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F A S (Frankie) Miller @reallyfasmiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🔁 We expect journalists to ask tough questions. And we expect our presidents to give honest answers. If the question is something that the president can't answer (because it's *actually* a matter of national security), then just say so and move on. No insults. No threats. 🔁
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suzette sommer @suzette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Republicans, THIS is what your IDIOCY has brought. WTF!! When in unholy hell are you morons going to SOBER UP. 🤬
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did You Know: In 1877 a 3.5 degree C Super El Nino induced crop failures responsible for the deaths of 50,000,000 people. Our Super El Nino is expected to top out at 4 degrees C. With a nor'easter battering the east and hurricane Polo hammering the west, it's a good time to learn a bit about it.
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Nobody has EVER seen an El Niño like this
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WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Notorious Hacking Group 'OpenAI' Claims Credit For Breaching Australia's Medicare System waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/09/2…
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why must everything in this timeline be so stupid? Trump posted a pic of him with Xi, #travelingwithnatalie - with Harp apparently hovering in the background like a sleep paralysis demon. But evidently someone face swapped Harp's mug onto Monica Crowley's body WTF? I really wish I was in a coma.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sheesh - Why can't MAGA give a straight answer to a straight question? For many of them, it's because they're corrupt POS. But it's often very hard to tell the difference between incompetence due to stupidity and incompetence due to evil. Then there's some MAGA who are both stupid AND evil.
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Mike Shouhed: How The F*ck Do You Know?
ALT: Mike Shouhed: How The F*ck Do You Know?
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Mjkwho @mjkwho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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