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Gratefully freed from the tiny hands of the worst president in U.S. history.

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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 20h
This headline writer needs to get bent. "as enthusiasm for electric vehicles wanes" "Toyota, meanwhile, reported sales were up 0.6% for the most recent quarter, with particular strength reported in its electrified vehicle sector ..." www.cnbc.com/2026/10/01/u...
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General Motor Q3 sales drop 5.5%, while Toyota buoyed by EVs, hybrids
GM's sales of all-electric vehicles are down across the board, as enthusiasm for electric vehicles wanes.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yet Another "Lindseyless Sunday Show Morning" to those who celebrate.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
making our kids sick again, todd blanche corrupt swearing in salsa that will make you chuck, potus in a catering truck weeeee didn’t start the fiiiire
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
THERE it is ...
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Freedom Bunker? Beyond parody.
Fox News Freedom Bunker
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you think having to cancel the doofus Trump State Fair is bad wait until you see the cancellation of all life on Earth by this administration because they are afraid windmills are killing whales.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The 200 foot gash is more than 300 feet in length, which I think we all know is over 350 actual feet.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ah yes, can’t wait for the Sunday morning shows: “Democrats really need to tone down the rhetoric.” “We must all come together and recognize the brilliance of the finest president to ever serve.” “And also, we’re deeply concerned about the wrong kind of people carrying guns now.”
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Happy Taco Tuesday, to those invested in the S&P.
Deranged loser holds taco
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Honestly, Republicans, don't you have to impeach him? Cabinet, I get that you like money and power and are afraid, but don't you have to 25th him? American people, I get that we're tired and lazy, but don't we have to depose him by any means necessary?
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
A quick reminder that today is now daylight savings time, Sunday, March 8 2026 and as of this date, Kari Lake has STILL never won anything.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
LMAO.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Statin of the Union
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Imagine hating brown people so much, you've sentenced yourself and your family to never safely being seen in public FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Unlike the president, he will be paying for private security every day. Forever. And you just turned 40. That's this man.
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a bald man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with his eyes closed .
Alt: Stephen Miller
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I can't think of any reason a respectable nation would allow themselves to be embarrassed in this manner.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Simply breathtaking levels of corruption. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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60 Attorneys on the Year of Chaos Inside Trump’s Justice Department (Gift Article)
Sixty former staffers describe an environment of suspicion and intimidation within the nation’s most powerful law enforcement agency.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"Welcome to Convicted Felon Field at Twice Impeached Yards!" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Sources: Trump wants D.C. stadium named for him
A senior White House source says there have been backchannel communications with a member of the Commanders ownership group, led by Josh Harris, to express Trump's desire to have the $3.7 billion dome...
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'm starting to think he didn't get that bunker built fast enough.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Funny frog design
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If Donald Trump just kept going and razed the entire White House to the ground, you realize there is absolutely no one who would stop him, right?
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Netanyahu: "We are giving Trump our Michigan Man of the Year" award.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I assume Marco Rubio has already been tapped to take over TP USA?
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"You better not do it, Vladimir."
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
So. Literally, NOTHING.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
It goes without saying that during the press conference where he announces her pardon and she does a hostage video where she says Trump was "beautiful, handsome, perfect and not at all a pedophile," he's going to introduce her as Jizz Lane, right?
Low IQ man knows the best words.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Anything to avoid talking about Epstein.
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Trump denies reports he's close to firing Powell
Trump has demanded the central bank lower interest rates immediately.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This seems like the kind of thing that would matter to the voters in a functioning democracy.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
It's almost as if they are making it up as they go along. But I assure you President Miller hasn't approved allowing even a single brown person remain in America ... much less ones without "zee papers."
Axios story on Trump wanting to allow undocumented farm workers to remain in America, featuring his signature lack of details.Axios story on Trump wanting to allow undocumented farm workers to remain in America, featuring his signature lack of details.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
"If Kamala Harris were president, this never would have happened. Never would have happened. She would have said, 'Bibi, don't do it Bibi. You do it and it's gonna be a bad day. You can't do it.' THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Everything he said here goes for Kevin as well. But this is exactly the truth about Elon Musk. POWERFUL.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The best, only the best.
Local criminal loses in court again.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This mfer really doesn't want someone to fill this position. Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
washingtonpost.com
Live updates: Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C.
Get the latest news on President Donald Trump’s return to the White House and the Republican-led Congress.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Watch out, Elon. Ron Vara is going to kick your ass during recess. #Musk #Navarro #YoureBothMorons
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"Between Preparing for Measles and Cholera and Learning how to Salt Pork for Winter, Republicans are Keeping Themselves Occupied as they Await the Coming Golden Era."
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Adam Steinbaugh @adamsteinbaugh.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Repeatedly pressed to explain what *Khalil* did to merit deportation, the Department of Homeland Security just has no response other than to say he's a scapegoat. "Have you watched it on TV? It's pretty clear."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ya think?
Ugly truck in front of the White House This is not normal
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Smokey the Bear saying Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires ... they Laid Everyone Else Off.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
It's hard to make me laugh at this evil Kristi Noem ICE bullshit. But this quote from the WP caught me off guard. "Couldn't meet quotas because doors have locks." LMAO
ICE Director quoteCouldn't meet quotas because doors have locks. LMAO
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
A. Sharpie is rebuilding my followers after departing the Twit. I welcome new follows if you're so inclined.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Pro tip: If your blood pressure is too low, just find out which one of the Sunday shows is dumb enough to book Pete Navarro. Listen for :30 seconds. Done.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Everybody just RELAX. Ron Vara just called me and he said Peter Navarro "is a genius and says he is 'totally on top of this whole trade thing'." #tariffs
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
To mention America's Medal of Honor recipients as somehow lesser than Trump's Medal of Freedom recipients like Jim Jordan, Rush Limbaugh, Devin Nunes and Miriam Adelson is an affront to every American citizen. #trump #noshame We should all know their stories. www.cmohs.org/recipients
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Medal of Honor Recipients | Congressional Medal of Honor Society | Page 1
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
If I worked in Engineering at #Twitter, I would be very concerned this evening. Very likely, #Elon fires both of those guys.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
These crazy kids at the New York Times.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Note for JD Vance: For the VAST majority of her supporters, the only question Kamala Harris needs to answer from the press is "Are You Donald Trump?"
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
#Debby looks like a very serious flooding event over the coming week. Too bad President Very Stable Genius isn't still in office and able to use me to change the path of the storm.
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