Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 6hThis gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today: 25758041315
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 4hNever thought i'd see the day when a US president called for a foreign nation to destroy two major American cities and people cheered. 47483181
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Vladimir Putin's October surprise this year is literally the plague. 22629152
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He's a big fan of Muscular Christianity. 020
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That was a flaming dumpster fire inside of a broken down clown car that was being drug off a cliff by a runaway circus tent. If anyone can watch that interview and not think ‘holy fuck this dude is insane’ there’s something seriously wrong with them. 192021234
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Say what, Pete Kegsbreath? 571736467
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌 1488229846489
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirrel𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/10/2026“Did you or did you not sell hamburgers from a giant smiling head?” “Sir, that was Jack in the Box.” 2734717947
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That would be much more useful than learning how to do-si-do. 553120332495
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026grrrl you're gonna get me banned 🙊 130
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Agreed, it reeks of Miller. Note the money came from the CBP side and not from ICE funding. Not that CBP doesn't also suck, but at least once in a great while they do something useful, unlike ICE. 000
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just another insecure mediocre preening douchebro who failed up. 010
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelPrincess Cuntwrap Supreme 🇺🇦 @elisabethinwa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We are all dead and this is hell. No other explanation 2082626556
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If ashli babbitt's family can get $5 million after she literally broke into the Capitol to overturn an election, Renee Good's family should get at least triple that for ICE agents murdering her in the damn street. 13161181609
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comSpider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man MemeAlt: Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man Meme 010
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelAnn @lifeinthepnw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 — Skateboarding with Tony Hawk Watching a Howard Hawks film Visiting Ethan Hawke Jamming with Hamish Hawk At a Seattle Seahawks game At a Chicago Blackhawks game Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks …but now he’s watching you like a hawk 42089602110
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelTea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026After yesterday’s Senate hearing, it’s crystal clear that Jack Smith should be the next Attorney General. 29075951494
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He will also decree that Maryland is now Georgia. 000
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comMr Bean Chef's KissAlt: Mr Bean Chef's Kiss 000
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelPatrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Maybe it would stop the cratering in the polls if we humiliated ourselves while trying to tar a guy who spent his career fighting for the rule of law and going after war criminals while we defend a coup attempt” - GOP Senate strategy session this morning, apparently 311187289
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirrelkenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Through US history, no matter how bad they might have been, the title of US president commanded some respect, some authority, Until this f'ing 🍊🤡. Now it's just an embarrassing joke. 2542778
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelA. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026SCHMITT: Mr. Smith, did you attend a Green Bay Packers game? SMITH: No. but I once rode in a Packard at a classic car show. SCHMITT: So you admit it! SMITH: I admit I rode in a Packard. SCHMITT: And was that in Green Bay? SMITH: No. SCHMITT: But it could have been? AM I CORRECT??!! 628036
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've come to the point where the word "fuck" is no longer strong enough to suit my needs. 2116025
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelGod @thegodshow.com · 29/09/2026Robert Reich just dropped a Rahm Emanuel diss-track and it goes hard af. Not saying it’s a Kendrick / Drake level beef, but it’s close. 1835414692
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Putin’s reward for bombing hospitals, schools, apartment buildings, public parks and museums and killing children is to get invited to the G20 Summit by Marco Rubio. 55792283514
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelRoger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For those who don't know - Lilly Wachowski wrote The Matrix. 68316
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Much appreciated, Monica! Hi everyone. 💙static.klipy.comChris Farley Says 'Thanks, Man'Alt: Chris Farley Says 'Thanks, Man' 030
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Always happy to connect with like-minded peeps. As long as they don't mind that I cuss sometimes, lol. 🤭 010
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Caravan season already? But It's still evil communism and middle east unspecified vague threat season. 000
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirrelchercat208.bsky.social @chercat208.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ever notice how everyone screaming about cutting social security as an 'entitlement' are the politicians who will retire with a comfy pension or the obscenely wealthy who have enough money for a thousand lifetimes? Raise the damn cap!!! 17446151395
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Muscular Christianity definitely probably does not sound like a suspiciously sticky 1996 vhs movie sold behind the green door at Sketchy's Video and Smoke Shop. 1123
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirrelℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University. 863254934
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Muscular Christianity definitely probably does not sound like a suspiciously sticky 1996 vhs movie sold behind the green door at Sketchy's Video and Smoke Shop. 1123
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Whatever poopy head butt face I'll call it super mega intelligence if I want and you can't stop me neaner neaner 000
Reposted by Schrödinger’s Squirrelebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Truth 💥 30687122102
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No, but we have Hawaiian shirt Friday and a semi-annual potluck. If you can afford iced coffee, we can't afford you. 092
Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No, but we have Hawaiian shirt Friday and a semi-annual potluck. If you can afford iced coffee, we can't afford you. 092
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelsooOOOOooosan @susandixon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026...werewolves of London again 45514
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller. 20747521188
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelTJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For those boycotting Tillamook Cheese and anything else that is “Halal,” I want you to know that fruit, vegetables, fish, air and water are also halal. ☪️😅. 2023985589
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 24/09/20262nd time this week. Proof that the universe has a sense of humor. 071
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Build child care centers. Build health centers. Build community centers. Not data centers. And not ICE detention centers. 17798272806
Reposted by Schrödinger’s SquirrelSchrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 2234