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Schrödinger’s Squirrel

@scuffleuffagus.bsky.social

13K followers 12K following 1.3K posts

Occasionally profane. Frequently snarky. Always blue. 🆘🗽 Jersey girl chillin' in the PNW. History doesn't repeat itself, but It often rhymes. – Mark Twain, maybe

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Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

He's a big fan of Muscular Christianity.

jesus loves you everyone els thinks youre an asshole

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

what a stupid time to be alive meme of woman in window

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Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Won't someone think of the C suiters? Yachts aren't free ya know.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Hold my beer." - WA State.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Noooooo 😱💀

meme about not being able to turn off Copilot

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It wasn't supposed to be a documentary.

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Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey it's less than $2 here in WA...per liter.

gas price sign in WA showing high gas prices

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Lunch will be served shortly.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Cool. Just noticed you are in the UK. Have spent a bit of time there and love it. This is the house he did for my friend.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

mcconnell with elvis michael jackson and john wayne posing in nursing home

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

i fail to see the problem here old lady looking at laptop screen through glasses

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 4th to everyone! ❤️🤍💙 Except this guy...

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Her top competitor is Frito Pendejo from Idiocracy.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Bro.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The champagne is already chilling. Tick tock.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Van guy from American History X will be opening.

Guy in van singing racist song scene from American History X.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Woke up to find this gift in my yard. Thanks for trusting me, mama. On this somber and windy day, in this dark and uncertain timeline, nature reminds us that there is always hope.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Well acktually it's totally different this time because new boot tan.

black boot and tan boot with saying do you prefer licorice or butterscotch

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Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Sure can't. But you can make it even worse by putting in a can of water until it turns into unrecognizable mush.

can of vegall

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

So, citizens get minimal savings at the pump in exchange for blowing up the national debt further, to continue an unnecessary forever war, so that wealthy oil investors can get wealthier?

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

A troll slipped in, y'all

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

two pics of tacos one are "white people" tacos saying "I think ice is doing a good job" and the other are authentic tacos saying FUCK ICE

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The Black Eyed Herpes.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Green dot here to say go 'Hawks and also fuck ICE.

map of us rooting for super bowl with seattle green dot (rooting for seahawks) and boston red dot (rooting for patriots) and the rest of the us rooting for fuck ICE

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Narrator in Morgan Freeman voice: They were not overreacting.

last 10 years saying "you're overreacting" then 2026 saying "there was no way of knowing it would get this bad, then snarky responses about why we knew it would be this bad.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Gotta have some Stewie in the arsenal. 😂

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Or, if spray painting seems too hard and you need your tacky gold schlock quicker, head over to Temu and get some peel n' stick. (Yes, this is real.)

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

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Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

You're a liberal cannabis dabbler named Lisa Sideboob55 and you need a nap?

Are you me?

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Witkoff strikes me as more of a caramel guy.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

peanuts lucy saying christ what an asshole

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I followed the money and it was a short trip.

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Americans: In these times of uncertainty we need a responsible, experienced, strategic leader at the helm of the Defense Department. Trumpworld: Best we can do is a preening Fox bobblehead with anger issues and a drinking problem.

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Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

I feel like this bunny is trying to tell us something...

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social · 30/05/2025