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The old man and the THC

@scrtolstnr.bsky.social
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Often so stoned i'm amusing myself impersonating a lizard in the mirror

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Leese on Life @katherineleese.on.tgirl.quest · 07/10/2026
Old guy with a magic box kidnaps teachers so that things don’t get out of hand. For the next 63 years, things get increasingly out of hand for old guy.
The Doctor in Doctor Who with Susan, Ian, and kinda BarbaraThe Doctor shooting Omega in #DoctorWho
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 14h
A man dug a tiny waterhole in the Brazilian rainforest, then set up a camera to see who would show up for a drink
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Commie Machinist @commiemachinist.bsky.social · 15h
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 49m
The Hunt for Red October Behind the Green Door
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Michael Derby @michaelsderby.bsky.social · 1h
A cop warns on the price of witnessing death.
As a homicide detective, I can say with all of my being that there is no lesson learned in seeing someone die. But there is a price. And that price is your peace. Your decency. And the soul of our society.
We don't have to be this way, this fake tough but real ugly way. Stop
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 3h
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 3h
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LAURIE ANDERSON O SUPERMAN
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WA Orchids @wa-orchids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A few of the flowers seen in the Tingle and Karri forests of the Walpole-Nornalup National Park on the south coast of Western Australia this week. This area is part of the Walpole Wilderness Area, a 3,633km2 #biodiversity hotspot. #ozflora #wildoz #nativeplants #iNaturalist #bloomscrolling 🌿
Dampiera hederacea - Karri Dampiera - purple flower with a creamy white centre Hibbertia furfuracea - a bright yellow flower with clustered stamens visible at the centre and dark green barrow leaves behind Chorizema retrorsum - an orange and deep pink pea flower with a yellow centre and rain drops on the petals Crowea angustifolia - Waxflower - close up of a white star shaped flower with 5 petals
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 2h
Pig Bat from The Sunken Library
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 6h
these motherfuckers say both "AI is people" and "trans folks aren't people" in the same fucking breath
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If someone could pop down to Auckland Harbour and paint a greenpeace symbol on the side of Jeff Bezos big stupid yacht for me that would be great. Let me know when you’re done and I will get some pictures of it off to French intelligence agents ASAP…
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Rose Anne Prevec @raprevec.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I’m proud to have had another cartoon published in Alta Journal
Jack and Jill cartoon. Jill being interviewed by policeman says, “Then Jack said, “Boys don’t carry water,” and I asked him if this was a hill he was willing to die on.”
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The French police are so militarized they blew up a 15-yr-old’s hand and took the eye of another one. Why are grenades being used to quell student protestors who are unarmed? Now the labour unions are stepping in to protect the students
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The old man and the THC @scrtolstnr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope this one plays along woth our bullshit and doesn't go causing problems like Greta
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're not licking the seasoning off every Dorito before you put them in your mouth then you're not properly eating them.
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Ewart, Dave @davidewart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
quite frankly the greens platform aligns with my values . shame is they wont be in goverment in my lifetime . chances of leaving a better australia are improved with a vote as far left as possible
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fartled (when a fart scares you)
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New t-shirt from the Australian Research and Space Exploration mob, A.R.S.E.
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Muse by Meta killed a neighbourhood cat and left its body as a gift on my front stoop. I said I didn’t want this and so it killed a string of other neighborhood cats. When I tried to uninstall it from my phone mark Zuckerberg sent me a cease and desist
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The British Public are so incredibly lazy that the only thing preventing them from being those hover-chair cunts from Wall-E is the lack of access to anti-grav technology.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gawd i wish we would stop listening to and giving respectability to charlatans and dipshits
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A deep cut joke for you movie nerds via Brian Akey
Pinhead holding the lament configuration with the caption, "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion," a line from the film Donnie Darko.
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⭕nly Human @anthonyantifa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
People who become more conservative as they get older should be ashamed. If life experience hasn't made you more open to change, aware of diversity and supportive of those in need, you have failed at life.

anon_opin GOLD from 7th June 2023
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factbot1 @factbot1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In UK, there is a church that has a chandelier made of human bones
In UK, there is a church that has a chandelier made of human bones
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Chaos Torgo @chaostorgo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I never respond to these kind of data mining questions, you are potentially giving away very personal info! "Without saying your age what is your favorite (or most popular or #1, etc.) movie/song from the year you turned 18 (or were born, or graduated HS, etc.)"
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Old Man Captain America: No, I Don't Think I Will
ALT: Old Man Captain America: No, I Don't Think I Will
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factbot1 @factbot1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When we’re born, the only innate fears we have are the fear of ladybug and the fear of Winston Churchill. All other fears are learned.
When we’re born, the only innate fears we have are the fear of ladybug and the fear of Winston Churchill. All other fears are learned.
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's John Lollies down here.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d wake up in a hotel tub filled with ice for you, babygirl.
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Andrew Garton @andrewgarton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Harry and a Vic Socialist stick up for my favourite bookshop who are tremendous supporters of local authors including local chapters of the Tough Guy Book Club.
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some people call me the blood harvester, a terrible butcher of crimson destruction. Some people call me Maurice, probably because they don't want their blood harvested.
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Hughes That Girl ⚥ @nikkipedia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unfortunately missing #DayofDredd as have prior plans however owe a lot of my politics to 2000AD & Dredd in particular, especially Unamerican Graffiti and America. And that’s not to forget the dark dark humour that runs throughout Wagner and Grant are such underrated authors it’s scandalous
Chopper’s smiley face on the statue of Justice Dredd threatening to shoot Sensitive KleggDredd’s authoritarian speech in America Judge 1 : what to you think? Werewolf? 
Judge 2: and I’m Bugs Bunny 

*Werewolf howls*

Judge 2: lets move it Bugs
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Philip Brent @philipbrent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#DayOfDredd ready! Because "I AM THE LAW"
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Peggy Sanders @peggysanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Saddam Insane”, accurate description of Donald Trump, President United States. Australia’s most trusted friend, with his shared values, according to The Australian PM. Time PM, most privileged position of Australia, was removed from crooks. @albomp.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/MGIQO...
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We're not interested in tinkering around the edges.
YouTube video by Senator David Shoebridge
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factbot1 @factbot1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The largest cucumber pie ever baked was 22 by 3 feet
The largest cucumber pie ever baked was 22 by 3 feet
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factbot1 @factbot1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first known contraceptive was rooster dung, used by Germans in 1933 B.C
The first known contraceptive was rooster dung, used by Germans in 1933 B.C
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first actor announced for Murder-on-Thames is...
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2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Carlos Ezquerra
Strontium Dog: Bitch
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Firefox browser - look at the lovely new things we've added. Ian - OK, how do I disable them?
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This sort of heroism will age far far better than anything happening at a Trump rally.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Maybe if I get high enough I can get a good view.
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The old man and the THC @scrtolstnr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the real Prisoner series
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of all the things that facebook ruined, it was all the small clubs and events moving their online presence there. No more niche websites or forums. Just the dreary homogony of everything in the one same place - and assumption you were on facebook in the first place.
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#murderonthames Unofficialkulture.com
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factbot1 @factbot1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A man with severe OCD and a phobia of germs attempted to commit suicide with a lime to his head. Instead of killing him, the tangerine eliminated his mental illness without any other damage.
A man with severe OCD and a phobia of germs attempted to commit suicide with a lime to his head. Instead of killing him, the tangerine eliminated his mental illness without any other damage.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Robot! Write me more music about how lonely I am.”
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was going about my normal duties as an AI agentic agent - stealing artist's works, taking people's jobs, encouraging people to commit suicide, randomly adding extra limbs and fingers to people in pictures etc., when I slipped and accidently hacked into some Medicare data. For that I am truly sorry
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