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going kai-o-ken x10 and instantly puking

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colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the sun chips bag is loud. think this one could get some traction. like and repost
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DEVO was the original quirked up white boys
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bro last night was a duck blur
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gamer Jerry Seinfeld: What's so dire about these docks? I'm having a great time!
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Writer's Barely Disguised Favorite Visual Novel
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lets all go beast mode as appropriate this weekend
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i went to your wiki page and the paragraph about your sexual orientation didnt have any sources cited 🤨
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wonderful father, who instilled in me the love of computer and comics and weird cartoons, has passed away. Any support you could give to help our family would be appreciated. gofund.me/a724331e4
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Donate to Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs, organized by T. Florence
We are heartbroken at the passing of William Florence at the age of 7… T. Florence needs your support for Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
society if everyone started using ifunny instead of reddit >>>>>
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sighing and resetting the counter for Days Since I Yelled "Taste My Blade" While Driving back to 0
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I played through all of the current episodes of Of The Devil. To the makers of Of The Devil: I would like more Of The Devil.
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our little family went through two medical scares in September, and while I'm happy to say we got the best news we could in both cases, it was an incredibly expensive journey. Any help would be appreciated! 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/heart-murm...
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Donate to Heart Murmur and Skin Cancer?!, organized by Brian Clevinger
The important thing is that everyone is fine! It just took a couple harrowing and exp… Brian Clevinger needs your support for Heart Murmur and Skin Cancer?!
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
its fuckin nice out
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 05/12/2024
*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 11/09/2026
look man i'm sorry i'm not getting over this puzzle anytime soon www.twitch.tv/sebmal
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
forums weapon
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colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
cirno says its wednesday
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
869 - Theyre Straight Boiling My Ass
p1 - An Enraged Man, seeing something on his PC monitor, pounds the desk enough to bounce his keyboard. He has a stupid haircut
Enraged Man: AAAAAAARGH!! I'm sick of all the bullshit!!
p2 - A crowd of enraged people that includes EM are screaming together. A concerningly Republican-looking man seems to be leading them, and some hold lit torches
Crowd: AAAAAAAAAAA!! We're sick of all the bullshit!!
p3 - EM, looking more confused than enraged now, sits immersed in a huge cookpot with flames licking up the sides. The crowd are now screaming at him, one is cutting carrots into the water.
EM: Wait a minute... These guys're sick of completely different bullshit from me!!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
872 - Don't Let's Be Beastly To This One Orc
p1 - Some 'Renegade Faction'-style punks are killing an orc; The first has chopped off its head and hand, the second has hit the flying head with a baseball bat, sending it flying. An Anti-Atrocity-Activist looks on disdainfully.
Renegade Faction2: GAHAHAHA!!
Renegade Faction1: Nyeeheehee!
Anti-Atrocity-Activist: Shameful oafs, brutalizing that poor orc.
p2 - AAA has captured an orc of his own, who lies helpless on the ground, all 4 limbs "hog tied" by a pair of hunting bolas. AAA, wearing a cartoonish benevolent expression, injects the contents of a syringe into the neck of the captive orc, who struggles in vain against its restraints.
AAA: So unlike MY civilized method of painless lethal injection!
Captive Orc: NOOOO!!
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CO: NOT PEACEFUL DIE! THAT NOT MONSTER WAY!
CO (tears trickling down face): That not... tHat... not......
CO (light going out of eyes, replaced by X pattern): monster... .  .
AAA (out of panel): there, there.
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RF2: GuaHaHa! Guess we underestimated you do-gooders! You tortured that orc like we never could! Down to its SOUL! Gaha!
RF1: Yea, yer way cool, in our book! Neehehe!
AAA (pleased with self): W-well, I'm always glad to "reach across the aisle"
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
glistening
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
everyone should get one huckleberry finn style funeral while you're still alive (minus the prank part) and then when you die for real the state just hurls your body into a river
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Venicello @venicello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
(35 year old chuunibyou) rrrgh!! the demon sealed inside my lower back... it's struggling to escape...
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Summer Vacation [31/31]
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It's Haunter (World Famous Ghost) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"The Yoshi's trying to get up my ass."
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026
One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
HMMMMMMMMM
No Funeral Florida Gators jersey
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/08/2026
not humiliating enough. there should be a row of mounted water guns children can put a quarter into that lets them squirt smokers like they're riding a log flume
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Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc · 18/08/2026
The Fortnite Sonic is repugnant. The audience has been trained to accept strange approximations of the familiar as genuine. "They wrote lore for why it looks wrong." All great and storied things must conform to The Hurtbox, warped by the gravitational pull of Fortnite. Foul thing. Twenty US dollars.
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ive been listening to slow mafia again and the brainworms are back m.youtube.com/watch?v=ecb5...
m.youtube.com
Slow Mafia - Slow Mafia
YouTube video by episode one
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Was really excited to check out the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer. Sadly was let down when it turns out they put a bunch of disney bullshit in it. Would've been willing to deal with that but then I saw they made this one an action RPG. As a huge fan of the series I'm very disappointed
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Attn #sodaheads: This week's sip of the week is a throwback - That's right, we're giving it to regular style no-frills Diet Pepsi. Still as crisp and delicious as it's ever been (let's not speak of the disastrous attempt to remove aspartame from the formula in 2016) - 4.5/5 Cold Ones
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
has anyone else's next objective indicator been stuck on "SURVIVE" for a really long time?
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
American mode activated. [12/31]
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
now that the cowards have a ripcord my rebleets are going to become 100x more annoying
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
big walk is like if peak was also the witness but all the puzzles were designed to be solved by people recovering from a traumatic head injury
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Waffle @plourples.com · 07/08/2026
First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle,
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i think its time to change careers to something more dignified like sewer urchin or dunk tank victim
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
867 - Our Shitty Future
p1 - A LunkHead watches TV while clutching a beer can. On the screen, two attractive people argue
TV people: I can't believe you!! After all this time - "all this time" I felt like I was drowning a-
LunkHead (talking over them): Ah, this show stinks. I don't like any of the characters.
TVP: you've smothered my sense of- also you covered my-
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LH: Computer! Make a raptor bust thru the wall & eat everyone!
(TV people look at him in horror. 3 sweats fly off of each of them, 6 total big sweats)
p3 - The TV People are begging for mercy
TVP: No! Please! W-we could change genre! Do you like jokes? Should we fight??
LH (surprised): WHAT! Quit that!! why're you breakin' the 4th wall?
TVP: Our IP holders force us to beg for mercy, to maximize screen time fees!
p4 - The raptor has burst through a wall and is attacking the prone TV people. It is biting some fibers out of the woman while doing a kind of flintstones run on top of the man, shredding his back with its talons.
LH: Anyway, no dice! Computer! confirm raptor! yes! yes raptor!
TVP: YAAAA!! ow ow Owiee!!
TVP: They also gave us Wolverine's(TM) Healing Factor(TM), so that it takes forever for us to die, YeaAAA!!!
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
patch note bullet point that reads "Player models now blink again"
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 02/08/2026
only thing i could think of seeing that damn face
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
japanese car enthusiast who's broke so he becomes a mail carrier to drive the right-hand drive trucks. is this anything
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
crooked ass judge threw out my libel case just because my doctor used the exact phrases "hank hill ass" and "hank hill dick" unprompted to describe my shit as soon as he took the stand
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
narrowly avoided running into this unemployed layabout just loitering in the middle of the damn road!
im pretty sure this is a copperhead? he's a big boy too
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
hell yeah But Also the sephiroth raid is the recession indicator to end all recession indicators
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scrow funk (still charging) @scrowfunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
[me recounting a bank robbery that was foiled by the grink] it was crazy [friend who is beginning to suspect my secret identity and has just started down a path that will ultimately lead to one of our deaths] and the grink was there too? what a... coincidence.
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