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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Mountain Killing Hand fanfiction
Fan fiction of a character by Frog Kosaric
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I finished my thesis (got a first) but I'm still extremely emotionally unstable so I will not be rejoining this site until it doesn't make me want to hurt people
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I need to take a social media break to write my thesis. Please yell at me if you see me on here in the next three weeks.
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Imperfections in your skin bothering you? Try 17 tiny wounds. You will not regret making 17 tiny wounds.
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Everyone hates my friend Yvonne Babylon. She doesn't eat gluten eggs or dairy but she does eat meat. She's a sex worker. I keep bringing her to parties as my plus one. She's Christian. She smells like vinegar. I think she's transmasc. I love her
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Being an environmental chemist sort of messes with your relationship to pollutants. You cannot make me care about microplastics. Candles should be banned. I'd love to go to Chernobyl sometime. The inventor of the leafblower should be shot.
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
So many good smells can come out of the human body. Which makes the bad ones all the more enraging
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
They should invent a third gender so bisexuals like me can actually get some platonic cuddling!!
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
A mile of cooked spaghetti is about 5kg (11lbs)
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I miss him 😭
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
SSRI withdrawal rules dude I feel incredible
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I used to think being 6'3 meant I would never pass but now I do. Almost never clocked, people just treat me like I was born to rule. So don't let that stop you
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
boy
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
My buddy Grayson the Hunter hooked up a bug zapper to a small generator and left it in the Amazon rainforest. I keep telling him that doesn't count as hunting. It doesn't feel in the spirit of hunting.
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cool molly @rainforests.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I finally found wally and he was tuggin on his shit but when I showed somebody it had changed back to normal and now whenever i find him he has an evil grin :(
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The opposite of mushroom is lemon
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
You can read or listen to an audiobook recording of Neuromancer (1984) by William Gibson at any time. You don't have to wait.
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Ben Miller @benwritesthings.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
ireland electing people with power: time for cartoonish avatars of the brute power of capital 🫡🫡 ireland electing people without power: let’s pick the nice one 🙂 with the dogs 🙂🙂 who swims 🙂
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
if you cry on the bus it makes you more real. realness is about crying on the bus
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You need to weather the storm diva. Diva you must
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
A strange woman involved me and my date in a scheme last night so she could get me alone and I was so impressed I made out with her.
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
🙃
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𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽 @semiopath.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
no one will report the truth which is that he's knocking down the east wing to try to feel something
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Last night I dreamed I had a pet raccoon who figured out he could take selfies on his iPad and I was soooo proud of him. So yeah. I do want kids.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
man, same
man holding gun: i want you to build a statue of a horse-headed godit will have three heads and eleven tails.it is to be crowned with a living horse's head.It has been my dream for thirty years.
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Doing Bad!!! Logging Out!!
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Trying to forgive myself very hard rn!!!!
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Water cooler talk with your new AI coworker: “Did you watch Severance - whoaaa slow down on the cooler there pal”
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I'm built like this... If you even care
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Lisa Severn @lisasevern.uk · 22/10/2025
Assuming trans people's physiology based on our birth certificates is potentially unsafe
Extract of text saying "The clinical research team found that troponin levels shifted towards the affirmed gender after 12 months of hormone therapy.

Troponin decreased in transgender women to a level not statistically different from cisgender women, but which was 78% lower than in cisgender men.

In transgender men, troponin increased to the range of cisgender men and became roughly seven times higher than in cisgender women"
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Michael @space-f91.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
You should read swanboy. It has Baptiste in it, the best character.
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Autogyniphiles Anonymous @autoanon.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
No solution to the problems of our times that relies on individual moral choice is a solution. Bike Lanes, Recycling, Thrifting, Boycotting, Masking, Personally standing up against discrimination…all of these do very little while increasingly encouraging a morality of puritanical self flagellation
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I'm sick and the only cure is 5000km away
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aila🎧 @aila.dance · 20/10/2025
quit yapping on the dancefloor. I can’t hear you and I don’t want to
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I hate when someone who knows me invokes my name as a spell, or worse, a prayer. I know they mean well but it's like am I just a talisman to you?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/10/2025
me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I don't want to be rude but how did the world class security team at the Louvre not anticipate "breaking the window and then driving away very fast on a motorbike"
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I gotta get better at chinese NOW
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I LOVE YOU AND IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT THAT NOTHING BROKE YOUR FALL. BUILD SOMETHING FOR THE NEXT VISITOR. TAKE THE TIME TO DO IT WELL. WHEN WE DIE WE COME BACK AS OUR OWN VICTIMS. GO EASY ON US. WE LOVE YOU.
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I wish I was watching a movie with one of my cool friends. I love watching movies. And with a pal? Well hey.
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
An actual war crime. Facilitating genocide. They shouldn't be able to show their faces in public
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
sorry if ive been acting weird lately. they took my soul and put it in a box and threw that box in a river and it screams but no one can hear it
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Going to a show and talking instead of listening to the music is a sin and it will lie heavy on your heart when Anubis weighs it
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
How do you forgive someone for something you did
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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The lead in the protein powder news is huge for me because I always knew protein powder was a servant of satan
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