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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Mountain Killing Hand fanfiction

Fan fiction of a character by Frog Kosaric

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I finished my thesis (got a first) but I'm still extremely emotionally unstable so I will not be rejoining this site until it doesn't make me want to hurt people

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I need to take a social media break to write my thesis. Please yell at me if you see me on here in the next three weeks.

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Thank you yes I should start doing real skincare

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Imperfections in your skin bothering you? Try 17 tiny wounds. You will not regret making 17 tiny wounds.

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Everyone hates my friend Yvonne Babylon. She doesn't eat gluten eggs or dairy but she does eat meat. She's a sex worker. I keep bringing her to parties as my plus one. She's Christian. She smells like vinegar. I think she's transmasc. I love her

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

This was supposed to be funny but I don't think I like this kind of joke

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Being an environmental chemist sort of messes with your relationship to pollutants. You cannot make me care about microplastics. Candles should be banned. I'd love to go to Chernobyl sometime. The inventor of the leafblower should be shot.

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

So many good smells can come out of the human body. Which makes the bad ones all the more enraging

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

They should invent a third gender so bisexuals like me can actually get some platonic cuddling!!

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

A mile of cooked spaghetti is about 5kg (11lbs)

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Most uncomplicated joy I've felt in YEARS

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I think about Slow Tigers Are Chasing Me every day

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I think this is not most people's experience of it. But I did not like being on that shit.

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

SSRI withdrawal rules dude I feel incredible

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I used to think being 6'3 meant I would never pass but now I do. Almost never clocked, people just treat me like I was born to rule. So don't let that stop you

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

My buddy Grayson the Hunter hooked up a bug zapper to a small generator and left it in the Amazon rainforest. I keep telling him that doesn't count as hunting. It doesn't feel in the spirit of hunting.

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cool molly @rainforests.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I finally found wally and he was tuggin on his shit but when I showed somebody it had changed back to normal and now whenever i find him he has an evil grin :(

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Me: There's no way to make cooked mushroom work with raw lemon. The flavours cancel eachother out completely. Like antimatter. The humble 200g of butter: 🧈

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The opposite of mushroom is lemon

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

You can read or listen to an audiobook recording of Neuromancer (1984) by William Gibson at any time. You don't have to wait.

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Ben Miller @benwritesthings.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

ireland electing people with power: time for cartoonish avatars of the brute power of capital 🫡🫡 ireland electing people without power: let’s pick the nice one 🙂 with the dogs 🙂🙂 who swims 🙂

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Saoirse @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 25/10/2025