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scotcetera

@scotcetera.bsky.social
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he/him, St. Louis City, father of two and partner to one. I make things and fix stuff.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
for as long as i can remember - which is 23 days - i've had to kill my clone every morning
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Paulino is described by his husband as an “American Republican Patriot” after stealing $300K in public money. Hillsdale is the same department that contracted with ICE and then showed up at a school outside their jurisdiction to try to arrest children.
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
And Tears are down to Woes these days, unlikely to return to former Fears prices
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“Arooooo” youtu.be/UeBihoUS3W8?...
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YouTube video by NGWeirdo
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A tweet by @ArfMeasures that reads: 
Therapist: What's wrong?
Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce
Therapist: And who told you that?
Me: *tearfully clears throat*
Tweeted at 8:27 AM • Apr 30, 2018
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Speaking of being "prone to error"...
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 24/03/2026
It’s not “polling” if part of the sample is generated responses from a large language model. Delete this
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Part of my spiel when I do orientation with new staff and interns (always paid internships, to be clear) is to show them this satire article and make my philosophy clear: Creatives should always be paid for their work. www.thebeaverton.com/2015/04/loca...
Screenshot from a parody newspaper of an article with the headline "Local artist paid with, dies from, exposure"
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Icky, ever the weekend warrior, has that grindset mindset.
A black cat with a blue-and-white striped necktie and white lapels collar
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
To be fair, "teleported to a Waffle House" is POV accurate when one is blacked out and comes to with an All-Star Breakfast in front of them
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 18/03/2026
This is about as good a performance as one can give on the stand
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Kid behind the wheel obliviously barrels us straight into a 90° curve. Driver’s ed teacher screams “stop stop stop goddamnit stop,” slams on his side’s brake pedal, we skid to a stop. Full minute of gripping the dash and breathing hard, then calmly: “So now, you’re going to reverse…”
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“Kok is guaranteed a medal” was fun to hear said on NBC
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Bring a tissue
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Definitely the sort of thing people with nothing to hide would do
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Jewelry box I made for a gift. Red oak and 3/8” box joints, with brass parts.
Wooden jewelry box, open with upper tray removed for display. Accidental banana for scale in background. Closed, 10-inch wide by 7-inch deep by 8-inch tall wooden jewelry box with a finished-brass swing latch and corner protectors.
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Went from terror at a suspicious-looking spot on my arm to relief that it was just chocolate to crestfallen at realizing there’s more chocolate on my white sheets, in a span of like four seconds. Think I’m gonna go ahead and call it a week.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
What are reels users gonna do in 6 months when they run out of tik toks to port over?
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Whole world being run into the ground by ugly unfuckabke men who just want revenge on their fathers for not saying“I love and respect you” enough when they were 15 years old and going through it. And now it’s all OUR fucking problem.
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Biden should resign tomorrow, make Harris president for the last four days, and ruin all of Trump’s “47”-branded crap
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Let me slip into something a little more comfortable [emerges wearing a custom-made unicorn squishmallow plush pajamas onesie]
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Post a show that was cancelled that you miss
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a man in a lab coat and tie is standing next to another man
Alt: a man in a lab coat and tie walking next to another man
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Saw Wicked today. Started crying at the second to last vocal run in defying gravity. Fully lost it on the last run. Guess I'm officially a lib now
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Cleaning out doom boxes is great, it’s like a hundred little gifts to myself of stuff I forgot I had or couldn’t find for a long time. Probably not as great as just having put this shit away in the first place a year ago would feel right now, though
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/12/2024
48-Year-Old Rabbit Finally Finishes The Job
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Hahahahahaha! What a difference two years and drinking the MAGA koolaid makes.
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
- In your resume it says that you’re willing to work all weekends and holidays? - My resume says a lot of shit.
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Pretty accurate, tbh
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The pinnacle of human achievement is the Breakfast Pizza
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The employers mean that Gen Z feels "entitled" to a living wage and "easily offended" when they're incentivized with pizza parties instead of more money
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in. Now is the winter of our dish content.
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
therapist interrupts me: are you saying off-pudding
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Really enjoyed eating all the repressed sexual energy my mom fisted into the turkey.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Pretty sure we all know the answer to this one 💰
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SeditionHunters @seditionhunters.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Robert “Bobby” Thorne Neo-Nazi X User Exposed appears to be looking for a new job In response to the Observer's request for comment, JP Morgan Chase responded via email: “The employee in question is on leave while we complete our investigation. We do not tolerate hate speech of any kind.”
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Bit of autumn splendor in Shawnee National Forest from about a month ago 🍁🍂
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Ironically, bullet wounds are considered a preexisting condition at UHC pix11.com/news/crime/m...
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UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot in Midtown: sources
MIDTOWN, Manhattan (PIX11) – The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was killed in a Midtown shooting Wednesday morning, sources told PIX11 News.  Brian Thompson, 50, was shot in the chest by a masked gun…
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Elon's definitely, totally not mad.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
FYI THE @inquirer.com is better than every other newspaper: www.inquirer.com/opinion/comm...
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The real reason Trump picked a sex fiend, dog killer, and anti-vaxxer for his cabinet
The names of Trump's insane cabinet picks aren't even what matters. America's strongman is already creating a new reality.
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scotcetera @scotcetera.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
A silver lining of all of Trump’s incompetent, edgelord cabinet picks is that these aren’t people who know how to get things done in government. Their outsized, fragile egos are already starting to bleed through the cracks.
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