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Not puns but paronomasia. I’m intending to talk about poetry and other books here but I bet I get distracted.

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Jen Calleja @jencalleja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOBLINHOOD: GOBLIN AS A MODE is 2 🧤 Here are some nice things that readers have said about it... 👹 PS. It's going in for a second reprint! So that'll be another 1000 on top of the 3000 sold ! roughtradebooks.com/products/gob...
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/09/2026
Many are saying this. You’re hearing “I read Metal From Heaven by August Clarke on Stella’s recommendation and I will never be the same” more and more
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
icymi I wrote a little ode to “Jupiter Ascending,” a very important film, in Saturday’s @newyorker.com Daily newsletter
"Jupiter Ascending" (2015)
There's just so much more nonsense than sense in the Wachowskis' magnificently insane space epic. The story, I guess, is about a beautiful Earthling toilet-scrubber catapulted into interplanetary political intrigue because she's a perfect DNA match for a recently-deceased galactic oligarch—but you're doomed if you go looking for coherent plot. Better to absorb this masterpiece as a high-production-value tone poem: Channing Tatum as a canine-spliced rollerblading bodyguard; something involving really hot siblings in a regeneration hot tub; Eddie Redmayne doing oh, so much ACTING; and something happens with bees? Whatever. It's all enormous and gorgeous-looking.—Helen Rosner, staff writer
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Sarah Ovenall @ovenall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How lucky I am to live in a world where this exists
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Clapping music - Steve Reich
YouTube video by Peter van der Ham
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Prouder of this than my first cassette. No not saying.
Tori Amos’ Little Earthquakes: album cover
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mudlarkers wanting you to transfer your money? You’d think they’d know how to take stuff out of a bank.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
clearly there was a mewtiny
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Kalum 🔜 GrogLaw 2027 @rolistespod.itch.io · 04/08/2026
The Odyssey is doing super well... ...It's time for Ulysses 31 and Andrew Garfield could pull this off.
Andrew Garfield with long hair and a beard reminiscent of the Ulysses in the Ulysses 31 anime.
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bridget Jones’ Diary-a
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"I don't understand why you, a fantasy writer, don't appreciate the value of making bargains with the fae."
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 24/07/2026
having opinions in the group chat
me (jorklene) on a tear in discord:

STOP DUMPING WET SHIT ON MY BURGIES
STOP IT

NOW I CAN'T HOLD IT WITHOUT WET HANDS
I DONT WANT WET HANDS
FUCKIN... WET CHEESE HANDS

[image of betty white in golden girls shuddering and pulling a face]

SOG
SOG BUN
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MegueyB 🔜Metatopia @megueyb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey check out what @improvgm.bsky.social has to say about #PsiRun2e! Then go check out the kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/117... You have....42 hours remaining. #DnD #pbta #roleplaying #DungeonsAndDragons #superhero #superpowers #comic www.tiktok.com/@improvgm/vi...
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#dnd #rpg #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #psirun
TikTok video by improvgm
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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 21/07/2026
Meg is understating that the project REALLY deserves to hit its final stretch goal — rules for playing ON BlueSky or other microblogging/social platforms. I for one am VERY CURIOUS about what experimental work she’d dream up…
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ineluctable modality of the risible
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 18/07/2026
It's a year since I published Savage Sword of Susan. Still all up to read for free scarygoround.com/savagesword/...
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Scary Go Round Comics: SAVAGE SWORD OF SUSAN
A fantasy aside
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The mask, maybe. The hat is secure and excellent.
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Years of following, here and twitter, and I think this is the first time I’ve seen photographic evidence you’re not actually a guinea pig.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pet food
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Amazing news from the biology centre this month, they've injected DNA into an incubating partridge egg and monitored its growth, and what hatched is confirmed to be a fully stable pheasant chick. This is a real game changer
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Idil @idilsukan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Summoning a lemon by Jim Benton I’ve never stopped thinking about this. One of the best things I’ve ever seen
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fully expect to find out I’ve forgotten / missed something but it’s a start
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s a while since my probability a-level, but I get 54% chance of success
1 or 6 means each dice has 1 in 3 chance to contribute to success. On 2 dice, that’s a 1 in 9 chance of success. On 5 it’s easier to work out chance of missing -

No successes: (2/3)^5 = 13%ish
1 success: (1/3)*(2/3)^4*5 =33%ish

Add together: 46% ish chance of missing. Which is 54% chance of success
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival! My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
oh hey its the thing everyone said would happen
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I wonder what would happen if you made Doctor Who Creative Commons. Hundreds of writers doing non continuity possibles and it’s all true because someone reversed the polarity in the tardis core.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The same thing happened to Dr. Who as happened to the rest of the entertainment industry — it went from a mature business to a growth stock.
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Lots of doctor who comments in my feed. I keep describing it as a show I love without liking many episodes. If there were anything I’d be on ao3 over it’s that.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A mid-week threesome
21.00 FILM: THE ROCK
Nicolas Cage thriller that
is not as good as its sequel but better than the third film in the series.

23.05 FILM: THE PAPER
Nicolas Cage thriller sequel that is better than the original but not as good as the third film in the series.

01.55 FILM: THE SCISSORS
Final in a trilogy of Nicolas Cage thrillers that is inferior to the original but better than the film that directly precedes it.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I now realize tofu is overrated. It's just a curd to me.
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The Seed Song
A chipping sparrow is humming to itself while hopping around a forest floor in early spring. New plants are sprouting through fallen years from the year before. Zoom in on the bird in the second panel as it sings "I never had a seed that I didn't like / dry ones hard ones sharp ones even taste alright / if you don't eat them fast, they turn into a grass! / if you let them be, they become a tree!" It stops to munch on some morsels of sparrow food, whatever that is, at the base of a plant that towers over its head. It looks up and up. The final frame is zoomed out to see the top of the plant, which is a trillium. The sparrow cheerily says "Good morning!". And that's how you make a comic!
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
All monds like paste
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Wrens are usually solitary birds but when it’s cold they will sometimes huddle together for warmth. Some people call this a ‘herd’ but technically it’s known as a ‘scene’. That’s because chilled wren should be ‘scene’ and not ‘herd’.
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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I wrote about what it's like to read the poetry of J.H. Prynne
someflowerssoon.substack.com
In Darkness by Day
Reading J.H. Prynne (1936-2026)
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Well. What a lovely thing to wake up to. Thanks @yagashow.bsky.social and everyone who voted <3
Screenshot showing laurels for i will strangle a horse winning best itch.io game. The screenshot also includes a nightmarish hobby horse
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Imagine seeing it unfold in real time while you’re on a train, like I did
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This was one of my favourite things on Twitter, when it was a good place. I’m delighted to see it return
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ten years ago I tweeted a horror story about me 0n the 19:52 from Kings cross to Edinburgh. @scopperil.bsky.social just reminded me about it. So I stuck it on my blog. Enjoy... spleenal.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-...
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The 19:52 to Edinburgh.
0. Wanna read a story? #1952 Ten Years ago I tweeted a horror story. Someone just reminded me of it. So here it is here. 1. Coming back ...
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Bradley Walsh cheers on four suitors who mostly fail to seduce the professional, in The Chaste
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Like - a horror moment by moment thing in a train, someone asleep on a table but black goo, drinking the whisky keeps you safe.
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@n-auchterlounie.bsky.social is your wonderful train / whisky comic online anywhere? I’m trying to press it on a friend.
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It’s more about reading than producing, but understanding reading helps me produce
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Slightly tangential but: Scott McCloud is a foundational text to a comics module I’m aware of
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 13/04/2026
it'd be great if you could get off Substack
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I’ve also just found out @uktin.bsky.social is on here, they have a really informative discord that I’m too shy to post in.
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Questlandia one - oneshotpodcast.com/interview-di... - hits the design part there, I hope.
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Design Doc – The One Shot Podcast Network
Come along with Hannah and Evan in a living documentation of the game design process, from the first spark of an idea, to every disastrous surprise. It’s not an instruction manual, but a travel guide, with lots of unexpected stops along the way.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"On Monday, Oedipus ate through one apple. But he was still hungry. On Wednesday he ate a whole banana. On Friday he killed an arrogant man at the crossroads and married his widow. But he was still hungry." A section, there, from THE VERY HUNGRY PATER-KILLER.
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Scopperil @scopperil.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
(I also enjoy wingspan, which I meant to mention in the first reply.)
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