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I think if I was on Traitors, I would simply openly weep and blubber the entire time until they had to call a doctor and quietly drag me off set.

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 13h

Seeing Ross Kemp shit himself over imagined murder constantly is very entertaining

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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.

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Annette @weeble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Do I have any Glasgow friends free on Saturday who want to try out a photo scavenger hunt around the city centre? It's a bit rough and I have probably miscalibrated the difficulty. I have not done a thing like this before and this is kind of a playtest.

Game Rules
Objective
The object of the game is, as part of a team, to find and replicate photographs which were taken around Glasgow, in a limited space of time.
Play zone
The play zone is a quadrilateral drawn between the center of George Square, the midpoint in the river between the South Portland Street Suspension Bridge and the Victoria Bridge, the Tidal Weir at Glasgow Green, and High Street train station, marked in red and labelled with a bird. (An image illustrates this. The red silhouette of a small perching bird marks the middle of the region.)
Goal photographs
Each player will receive the same sheet of 36 photographs at the start of the day. All the photographs were taken somewhere in the play zone.

(The goal photographs paragraph is illustrated with an example sheet. A six by six grid of square photos uses the letters G through L and 7 through 12. It is marked prominently with the text "EXAMPLE".)
Teams
Players may form teams of any size.
Mascots
Every team will be given a soft toy as a mascot. You may bring your own. Your team may only have one mascot. Mascots will receive participation ribbons.
Taking photographs
You must try to recreate as many of the goal photographs as you can, with your team mascot in frame, wearing its ribbon. You must match the framing of the photographs, including the same major background or foreground elements, such as buildings, statues or street signs. Your mascot does not need to be in focus.
Navigation and exploration
You may use Google Maps or an equivalent service for search and navigation. You may not click into the "photos" tab or scroll to view photos beyond those that first appear on screen when viewing a search result.
You may not use Street View or any equivalent service.

A map of Glasgow city centre from OpenStreetMap. It has been overlaid with four coloured quadrants: yellow with a bell centred around Sauchiehall Street, green with a tree around the Strathclyde and City College campuses, red with a bird around the merchant city, and blue with a fish around central station.

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We're back. The Power Fantasy returns on December 9th, carefully timed to be just after everyone has wrapped their comics of the year lists, so making folks go "Oh - wait, they did those banger two issues in January and February and I forgot, never mind."

The Power Fantasy 17 cover, by Caspar Wijngard. Valentina, making a peace scene with rasberry jam on her hand, probably.

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Niche toddler TV opinion, but I don't respect Rafi The Wishing Wizards dads. They're 100% Labour voters. They definitely still watch the Harry Potter movies at Christmas.

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Transsexual rapper called SRS-One

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Might rebrand, stop calling myself a software developer and say something like "my practice involves imagining new possibilities and building new realities", reckon that will give me queer credibility?

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lott @lott24m.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

What happens a lot on social media is when someone (Warren Ellis, Neil Gaiman now Ed Brubaker) has allegations thrown at them people tend to leap out the woodwork saying "their work was never good." That helps no one as it's irrelevant. What matters is their actions and what they did.

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I Saw The TV Glow dislikers - reckon I'll also dislike Camp Miasma?

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My kid keeps introducing me with my full god damn government name to strangers on the bus and stuff. And I'm like, fucking hell Tabby, are you a cop now?

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026

The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/08/2026

transsexual community needs to develop a single word shorthand that means like “i understand you are being well intentioned but please do not say that fucking shit to me ever again. also you are okay and you’re good. i promise you’re good. you’re good. it’s okay. you’re good.”

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Mother in law bought me a fancy cheese hamper for my birthday last week and maybe I'm just getting middle aged as fuck, but it was the highlight of my birthday. Fancy cheese hamper! There was this cheese called Rachel? It was a goats cheese that was kind of like Gouda. 10/10.

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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 26/07/2026

A number of foolish people arguing that transphobic groups should be proscribed instead as if the whole system of proscription isn't very nakedly "we want the right to lock up everyone we don't like" full stop, as if we haven't seen old ladies locked up most weekends for resisting genocide.

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BASH BACK @bashback.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Tomorrow, Lord Walney, who was responsible in part for the proscription of Palestine Action, will publish an article in The Times arguing that BASH BACK be proscribed as a terrorist organisation. We will not be intimidated. Neither should you. xoxo BASH BACK

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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

happy pride, you beautiful angels

lesbian flag wearing mensch carrying a 'Dykes for Trans Rights' placard

a trans woman holding the trans flag, and a trans man setting up a football goal, with a sign supporting a free palestine hanging nearby

a person dancing with fans, to the amazement of dog walking onlookers

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Yeah this checks out

Bluesky map clustering accounts around common community interest. Screenshot shows a close set of clusters for "British wildlife", "Magic the Gathering" and "Autism"

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Toddler saw someone in a fursuit at Pride and freaked out, and now keeps saying "naughty bear 😫". Much to unpack.

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

[Throwing open my windows this morning] You there child, what day is it?! "Why sir, it's Glasgow Pride!" Wtf don't call me sir!

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Cal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

The cruelty is the point with the people in power across the NHS whenever trans children are concerned. Utter dereliction of basic medical duty of care throughout this process. Literally no consideration of the acute harms and risks of forced medical detransition.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant

Cheery dropped down from the coach. Her leather skirt flapped in the wind.
As one dwarf, the column swiveled to stare at her. Their leader went pop-eyed.
“B’dan? K’raa! D’kraga ‘ha’ak’!”
Vimes saw the expression that appeared on Cheery’s small round face.
Above him there was a clunk as Detritus rested the loaded Piecemaker on the edge of the coach.
“I know dat word he said to her,” he announced to the world. “It is not a good word. I do not want to hear dat word again.”

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Very foolishly spilled biryani on my camera (don't ask). Has anyone had any experience with getting a camera serviced? Would this fix it permanently smelling of spices? The buttons are also sticky. I'm very stressed about it.

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Peach disrespecting me for being bad at Mina the Hollower

Cat's face lit up from the light of Switch 2 playing Mina The Hollower

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What The Trans?! 🏳️‍⚧️ @whatthetrans.com · 28/05/2026

The onus is on the service provider to exclude you. Don't comply in advance 💯💯

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Really enjoying The Adventures of Elliot demo, but oh my god the main character is a fud. The most boring, nothing, overly goody main character. Would making him be a silent protagonist be the straw that broke the camels back for Nintendo to sue them for making a Zelda clone?

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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 24/05/2026

We're presented with a feminine trans person curled up in a ball in misery in a bare bedroom, the only decoration or sign of personality a trans flag and a computer open to a new site and WhatsApp.

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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 24/05/2026

I'm pretty over trans misery porn in general. Take the recent Guardian cartoon we were all talking about. Like yeah, the messenger (a Guardian cartoonist) matters but also the message kind of sucks too imo.

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Forgot to post this wee guy. Bank vole at Lochwinnoch. Tiny and cute as hell, but also apparently carries hantavirus so I guess they can get fucked.

A bank vole huddled in leaves. Basically a small rodent eh

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 21/05/2026

It all started to go wrong when Doggerland sunk

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

It’s time for the people who haven’t said much about trans rights because it’s a bit inconvenient and might cause tension with gender critical colleagues to actually say something btw

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Dungeon Crawler Cass @cassterix.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Love to go to work in the UK as a trans person and have to pretend that everything is Normal.

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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

this is the third parliament in a row where there’s an SNP+Green majority and the third parliament in a row where there are too many transphobic SNP MSPs for there to be a majority when it matters

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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 29/04/2026

One of the key things I want to highlight here is the need for a shift from the individualisation of blame for personally using AI towards a systemic analysis of how market forces around AI technology is making the choice between using it or not basically not a matter of consumer choice.

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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Just checked and this is real - Scottish Labour’s manifesto refers to trans people using slurs and commits to a policy of explicit segregation in public life

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Annette @weeble.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

This is what jq is for, right?

A terminal window with a tangled thicket of thorny flowers, drawn with emojis and box-drawing characters, growing up from the base of the screen. They are bright and colourful, with red, pink and yellow petals and different shades of blue and green stems. We also see the command that generated them, it uses shuf to generate a sequence of random numbers and then pipes it into a jq script called "flowers.jq".

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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

me (in a bad mood): what the fuck is ~/bin/garden me (in a good mood): oh.

./garden in a terminal, it generates a colourful rendering of a simple randomly constructed garden, utf8 characters for flowers with varying length stems, and in this case a single bee hovering above. it is extremely calming, for something so simple looking

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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️

Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.

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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 27/02/2026

🏺 Since it’s Pokemon Day, it’s probably a good time to repost links to the various times I’ve decided that actually what the world needs most is an archaeologist talking about those dang pocket monsters. ⬇️

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

So anyone else who's had this flu recently absolutely wrecked? It's been 10 or 11 days and I am completely exhausted. Bad fatigue, brain fog, feels like I can't breathe properly Life with a toddler is hard going, the last two months I've had a stomach bug followed by back to back colds, then flu 😮‍💨

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the pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I think the 90% of the BBC that isn't news and current affairs has real value, does things that can't or won't be done by a normal media company, and we'll miss it when it's gone. But the news and current affairs are bad enough in every way that I can't actually justify defending it overall.

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