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Izzy

@sciuromorpha.bsky.social
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Glasgow. Aspiring wildlife photographer, software dev. Tall girl.

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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Peach disrespecting me for being bad at Mina the Hollower
Cat's face lit up from the light of Switch 2 playing Mina The Hollower
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Same energy
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Forgot to post this wee guy. Bank vole at Lochwinnoch. Tiny and cute as hell, but also apparently carries hantavirus so I guess they can get fucked.
A bank vole huddled in leaves. Basically a small rodent eh
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yeah this checks out
Bluesky map clustering accounts around common community interest. Screenshot shows a close set of clusters for "British wildlife", "Magic the Gathering" and "Autism"
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
AOL exec in the 90s: "oh boy, this trailer doing numbers"
Wikipedia screenshot: "In the Line of Fire was released in United States theaters in July 1993. It was one of the first films to have a trailer for the film made available online. Offered via AOL, the trailer was downloaded 170 times in a week and a half."
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I was saying Boo-olg!
Hans Moleman from The Simpsons during the scene where he says "I was saying boo-urns"
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Scandalous backstabbing going on here. It's a god damn guitar. I'd settle for maybe a cello
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Second injury of the year let's goooo. Went over on my ankle and almost vomited from the pain, good times.
Isobel throwing a peace sign under the 'Minor Injuries' sign at a hospital.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Love arguing with grumpy boomers on local Facebook community groups about cycle lanes. Where do they get all these talking points? "Emergency vehicles can't get through" whit? "No one uses them" you sitting watching all day aye?
Yugioh reverse meme. 

Top text: bloody cyclists don't even pay road tax

Bottom text: we don't have road tax here, do you mean VED, under which bicycles would be exempt anyway as it's emissions based?
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Excuse me what? Trying to find a voice actor from "Help! I've Turned into a Gengar" and Google AI is being as useless as usual
AI overview from Google:

Al Overview

If you've become a Gengar voice actor, that's a unique situation! Here's how you can approach it:

1. Embrace the Change: You've essentially

become a part of the Pokemon world, so accept the new you and start enjoying it!

2. Explore Your New Abilities: As a Gengar voice actor, you now have a unique skill set. Consider exploring your vocal abilities and how they can be used to create different Gengar personalities and sounds.

3. Seek Professional Guidance: If you want to take this seriously, reach out to voice acting studios or training programs. They can help you refine your skills and understand the technical aspects of voice acting.

4. Connect with the Community: Engage with other voice actors and enthusiasts, especially those involved in the Pokemon community. Sharing your experience and
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Bought my kid a pop up book about frogs. She has never hated something so viscerally. The frog is simply too 3d and induces a combo of fear and rage in her that is genuinely so intense. She simultaneously wants to run away and also to obliterate it. I just think it's a cool frog yo
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Duckling says "protect trans kids!" 🦆🏳️‍⚧️ #addBirder #scotbird #ukbird #bird #birds #birdphotography #duck #duckling
A duckling in water reflecting the green of the trees. The duckling is mid quack
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Taking a hike is great for ignoring the horrors. This squirrel wouldn't call me a slur. This dipper doesn't know what the EHRC is. Linn Park smelled so strongly of wild garlic everywhere, and I also saw a crow eating frog guts (not picturd). Excellent.
Squirrel doing a leap from a small branch to large. Big old elongated body A dipper (brown head, white neck, grey body) looking from a rock down to the river.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Should I change my name on here to rami shemalek
Rami Malek through a FaceApp feminising filter
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Apparently my daughter went to the park and fed the dudes with nursery today
Nursery info sheet that says "what did I do at nursery today? Walk to park. Feeding the ducks". The handwriting makes "ducks" look like "dudes"
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Deep respect to Spot's mum rocking the laser resistant facial hair stubble at nursery pickup.
Picture from the story book 'Spot's First Day At Nursery'. Spot's Mother is dropping him off at nursery. Her whiskers give the impression of facial hair stubble.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Gotta wear glasses now (or for the time being) and they make me look approximately 600% more severe.
Isobel wearing round glasses
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I miss birding more. Really trying to get outside now that Tabby can toddle. I don't think her yells are conducive to easily photographed birds, however. Anyway, saw a kingfisher for the first time in Pollok Park, as well as at least half a dozen woodpeckers!
Greater Spotted Woodpecker perching on a branch against a blue skyKingfisher perched between two thin branches. Light hitting from behind, vibrant blue and orange.Kingfisher perched on a thin branche. Light hitting from behind, vibrant blue and orange.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Tried to plate the haggis neeps and tatties (all vegan!) in a stack but only had a scone cutter with a handle. Not actually very useful.
Haggis, swede and mashed potato with whiskey cream sauce, with a side of roasted cabbage (all vegan!). In a very messy stack.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The sheep from the intro to Howl's moving Castle. That is all.
Screen grab of the introduction to Howl's Moving Castle, featuring some delightfully blobby sheep.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Apeshit daisy meme. 

top text: Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress?

Bottom text: Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Same picture
A carved turnip. Looks extremely spooky.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Is he fantasy vaping? I hate this game
Random NPC in Metaphor Refantazio using what appears to be a fantasy vape
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Why does she have to be so menacing
A cat caught in a beam of sunlight behind a railing in a hallway, looking unusually intense.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I worry that they are In Cahoots. They are developing Ideas. They are Formulating Plans.
From behind, a toddler stroking a cat at a window
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
IKEA plz wtf
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Learning mad basic nursery rhymes on piano is proving hard with this scoundrel in the way
Cat sitting on piano whilst it's being played
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I cannot believe this is real
Screenshot of a PubMed journal titled "Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it"
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I've contemplated a white final fantasy hand cursor tattoo, but id be devastated if people thought I was a Disney adult with a Mickey Mouse hand tattoo.
White hand, pointing. The menu cursor from Final Fantasy 7 (maybe?)
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Raising her right
A toddler playing with tarot cards
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Haven't had much chance to get out to do photography this year, what with the stinky little orc that lives in my house now. But, this is maybe my favourite series of pictures so far, taken back in June! #birds #birdphotography
A nuthatch perched horizontally on a tree, outside their nest. Holding insects in beak.Nuthatch feeding young. Putting insect directly in to chicks open mouth.Nut hatch holding insects in beak outside nest in tree.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Recovery can take longer if I have ADHD. This feels discriminatory. I'm so pissed off
Screenshot of NHS guidance stating:

"Everyone’s journey is different. It will take some people longer to recover than others. Studies have shown that someone is more likely to take longer to recover if they:

are a child or young person
have a significant history of previous concussion
are a female athlete
have ADHD or mental health disorders
"
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Watched 13 Assassins. Brilliant film, 10/10. This Reddit review of it though? Maybe the worst thing I've ever read. "0 world building?" My guy, it is a historical setting. The world building is just OUR WORLD.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The shape of her mouth is killing me
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The children yearn for the kitchen porter position
Photo of a mum helping a toddler cut butternut squash.
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Izzy @sciuromorpha.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Maybe this platform won't make me want to run away to the woods.
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