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Darlin Slimeball @xodarlin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“Ethically sourced Grimes”
A screenshot of Rebecca Black’s cover of Addison Rae’s “Fame is a Gun.”

A commenter says, “Ethically sourced Grimes.”
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&rew @schmod.com · 04/10/2026
Every F2P mobile game seemingly dares to ask the question: What if Cookie Clicker was evil?
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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&rew @schmod.com · 17/09/2026
bro, what do you mean that my yogurt has a new privacy policy?
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&rew @schmod.com · 09/09/2026
Give Robyn's lighting designer a raise.
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&rew @schmod.com · 09/09/2026
Hearing 'O Superman' in DJ a DJ set is wild, and I'm here for it
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&rew @schmod.com · 05/09/2026
Amazing resource for finding all the library cards you can get: reciprocard.com
reciprocard.com
ReciproCard - Reciprocal Library Cards for Libby
Discover which reciprocal library systems you can access based on where you live. More cards means more books on Libby.
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&rew @schmod.com · 04/09/2026
This is a wild storm #dc
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Dr. William Horne @wihorne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We are in the “you can’t learn that anymore” stage of fascism, for anyone still keeping track.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Air to Ground Message: I ALWAYS HAVE MY COFFEE WHILE WATCHING THE RADAR... THE BLEEPS THE CREEPS AND THE SWEEPS Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a5f69ff3015 F: #f404a47f5a9
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&rew @schmod.com · 25/08/2026
This guy nearly killed me on my ride home. Twice. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS what his record of unpaid tickets looks like.
A homicidal Maryland driver driving a BMW SUV with license plate 83889CKA screenshot of the DC DMV portal for the outstanding traffic tickets for the vehicle with Maryland tags 83889CK
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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&rew @schmod.com · 21/08/2026
To the lady behind me: We're in the Quiet Car, not the 'Whisper loudly for the entire trip Car'
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&rew @schmod.com · 18/08/2026
Lol, my train is rolling out of the station 2 minutes early. Trains aren't supposed to do that, Amtrak!
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A Nole in DC @202fsunole.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I mean whats the difference here?
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&rew @schmod.com · 15/08/2026
Absolutely infuriating that every single headline and article about Finlay Tarling's death elides that he was killed by a car driver. Tragedies like this will continue as long as we continue pretending to ignore the world's biggest actual threat to public safety www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/a...
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British cyclist Finlay Tarling, 19, dies in Volta a Portugal accident
The British cyclist Finlay Tarling, a 19-year-old rider for the NSN Development Team, has died in a crash during the eighth stage of the Tour of Portugal
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&rew @schmod.com · 14/08/2026
It was very thoughtful of Phoebe Bridgers to release her album on an overcast Friday morning.
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Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
A town sign seen through a train window.
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&rew @schmod.com · 30/07/2026
Public transit in Chicago is so cool. There's three separate stations just named 'Chicago' Can you imagine if NYC just had a random station or two named 'New York'? It'd be great.
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&rew @schmod.com · 28/07/2026
United Airlines sent me a text message to let me know that my flight had been changed from an old plane that has good/free WiFi to a new plane that has slow/expensive WiFi. Uh....thanks for the heads-up? I'm genuinely not sure what I'm supposed to do with that information.
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mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 26/07/2026
oh god
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Charles Bergquist @cbquist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Historically accurate Odysseus
A picture of the purple Muppet Grover wearing his 'Super Grover' helmet and cape. He is on one foot in an 'up, up and away!!' pose
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Jacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 25/09/2025
ODYSSEUS: so then I had a brilliant idea, I’d tell him my name is Nobody CHOTINER: nobody? ODYSSEUS: Yes! So when he was blinded later, he’d yell “nobody has hurt me” and no neighbors would help! And it worked! We got away with it! CHOTINER: but then you did tell him your name ODYSSEUS: yeah
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Cat of dubious morals @superbiasedcat.itch.io · 23/11/2024
For sale. Baby spinach. Never washed.
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&rew @schmod.com · 18/07/2026
I feel like I'm about to launch into @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social's tirade about unnecessary Oreo varieties. You got it right on the first try! Rest on those laurels! What are we even doing here? These all sound completely disgusting.
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&rew @schmod.com · 18/07/2026
Wasn't expecting creepypasta from The Associated Press, but here we are youtu.be/aNsHEYzR9so
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News Item (6b370068-7b94-5a0e-1ded-9d1490d2ec32)
YouTube video by AP Archive
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&rew @schmod.com · 15/07/2026
Crystal City: Oops, all backrooms
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nine inch Nails but it's just the Nintendo 64 logo 2.25 times to spell NiN
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&rew @schmod.com · 13/07/2026
EDITOR: You get those images for the review of the chair for people who don't know how to sit? DESIGNER: Sure did, boss. Real bisexual, just like you asked. www.wired.com/review/amsea...
wired.com
Finally, a Decent Office Chair for Chronic Leg-Tuckers
The Amseatec Criss Cross Office Chair gives you room to sit cross-legged, sideways, or however your body actually wants to sit.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The quick resegregation of higher education is particularly pronounced. In 1951, in the case of McKissick v Carmichael, the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals compelled the UNC Chapel Hill School of Law to admit 4 black students. In 2025, they admitted 5. law.unc.edu/wp-content/u...
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Elisabeth R. Anker @libankerdc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Every place offering shelter to Republicans on the mall right now is a place they want to destroy
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Hayden Clarkin @thetransitguy.com · 04/07/2026
The local grocery chain here in RI/MA had a local artist paint its Fourth of July flyer, and I think in a world of AI slop, stuff like this is awesome. Happy fourth!
Watercolor flyer
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&rew @schmod.com · 04/07/2026
That photo 💔
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.
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SRtwofourfour @srtwofourfour.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Take a moment to enjoy the coolest summer of the rest of your life
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
being on bluesky
Tweet from furby Hancock:

Waiter: so how is everything?
Me: great!
Waiter: (disgusted) even war?
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&rew @schmod.com · 30/06/2026
Seems like there's zero chance that the Arts of War and Arts of Peace statue gilding projects by Memorial Bridge will be done by the 4th. Instead, residents and visitors alike are instead treated to these four eyesores right next to all the memorials.
A pair of large white plywood and scaffolding/tent structures adjacent to the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Slaughter belongs in the anti-canon, a decision so egregiously wrong it has zero precedential value and is self-discrediting. It is not a plausible reading of a constitutional ambiguity, it is constitutionalizing the structure of an autocracy.
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&rew @schmod.com · 29/06/2026
It has been 0 days since I was intimidated by the Pierce Mill Geese.
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&rew @schmod.com · 28/06/2026
Every flight on United is like a fresh punch to the face.
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
[0007628] Dwarves can achieve dreams after they die
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh my god. Honey, don't move.
Woman laying in bed watching a tablet on a four articulating leg stand that looks like a huge spider
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&rew @schmod.com · 21/06/2026
my god what did we do to deserve this weather?
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&rew @schmod.com · 21/06/2026
I need everybody to understand that the Canadian Embassy's entry in the DC Pride parade was a pickup truck with a moose-shaped pool toy, a cardboard cutout of Hudson Williams, and a window-decal depicting a Blackberry. 10/10. No notes.
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Knits With Cats @knitswithcats.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A photo of algae with white letters in the upper left: Pantene Color of the year 2026 and a paint chip appearing box with a solid block the color of the algae labeled Pantone #658a2a American Flag Blue.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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&rew @schmod.com · 13/06/2026
It's weird how many people in NYC seem to smoke. Felt like a huge increase compared to the last few times I visited.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
it is an indignity to be policed by soldiers
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/06/2026
im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked
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