&rew @schmod.com · 25/08/2026This guy nearly killed me on my ride home. Twice. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS what his record of unpaid tickets looks like. 020
&rew @schmod.com · 18/07/2026I feel like I'm about to launch into @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social's tirade about unnecessary Oreo varieties. You got it right on the first try! Rest on those laurels! What are we even doing here? These all sound completely disgusting. 000
&rew @schmod.com · 30/06/2026Seems like there's zero chance that the Arts of War and Arts of Peace statue gilding projects by Memorial Bridge will be done by the 4th. Instead, residents and visitors alike are instead treated to these four eyesores right next to all the memorials. 000
&rew @schmod.com · 21/06/2026I need everybody to understand that the Canadian Embassy's entry in the DC Pride parade was a pickup truck with a moose-shaped pool toy, a cardboard cutout of Hudson Williams, and a window-decal depicting a Blackberry. 10/10. No notes. 020
&rew @schmod.com · 12/01/2026The (West) half that was supposed to be open was padlocked and closed this evening. 000
&rew @schmod.com · 19/12/2025There have been a lot of wild threads recently, but this is easily the wildest one The OFFICIAL POSITION of the community association is that it cares so much about affordable housing that it wants a $150k kickback from a developer to fund a private playground, in lieu of funding affordable housing 252
&rew @schmod.com · 18/11/2025Fun fact: Dulles Airport is located entirely within a pocket universe located inside of this Metro pylon. 050
&rew @schmod.com · 05/11/2025If I’m counting correctly, today marks the 15th straight election in Arlington that Clement has run in, and lost. #arlingtonva If at first you don’t succeed…. embrace fascism, and lose again anyway. 020
&rew @schmod.com · 23/10/2025Sigh. That AWS postmortem was written by an LLM, wasn't it? Real humans do not write like this. 110
&rew @schmod.com · 09/09/2025Wild that the key "success" of the unlawful military occupation of DC basically amounts to a very expensive Eagle Scout project. 000
&rew @schmod.com · 08/06/2025So, I was replacing our toilet seat, and while unscrewing the nuts that held it on, I noticed this sticker for the first time..... PAPYRUS 030
&rew @schmod.com · 07/06/2025Kudos to the USPS mailman who is just trying to deliver the mail on 14th St NW while the WorldPride parade happens all around him. Absolute legend. 021
&rew @schmod.com · 28/05/2025Both Specialized and Trek have fairly upright, step-through frames, and it should be pretty easy to find a place that stocks them. Some of the more bespoke options are nice, but also expensive, and seem to prioritize twee over functionality (if that makes any sense) 010
&rew @schmod.com · 15/05/2025The photos taken by the broken Street View camera driving through the Lincoln Tunnel go hard. 020
&rew @schmod.com · 13/05/2025Good morning. Please enjoy this DC-shaped puddle I saw on my way to work this morning. 010
&rew @schmod.com · 12/05/2025Okay, so some of the reports about the safety of DC's waterways are overblown (I've inadvertently ended up in both the Potomac and Anacostia, and lived to tell the tale). However, I absolutely would not take my family swimming directly downstream of four active sewer outflow points. 110
&rew @schmod.com · 27/04/2025Here's a link! www.vesselfinder.com/ports/USSEA001 Currently, it says "64 vessels have arrived within the past 24 hours and 26 ships are expected to arrive in the next 30 days" I have no clue what typical volumes of Chinese-flagged vessels in Seattle are supposed to be, TBH. 110
&rew @schmod.com · 19/04/2025Love that one of the default map layers on Google Maps is now just "Fires" 000
&rew @schmod.com · 13/04/2025`Cause the players tried to take the field; The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed 010
&rew @schmod.com · 28/03/2025Weird projections being set up from The Kennedy Center towards Teddy Roosevelt Island last night. 000
&rew @schmod.com · 11/01/2025Meanwhile, the president of the Linguistics Society rolling into work.... 0250
&rew @schmod.com · 01/12/2024Me: Hmm. I think my bottom bracket is starting to go. The bottom bracket: 120
