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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’ve lost a not insignificant amount of weight in the last year. recently a family member came up to hug me and said “look at you disappearing!” and that stopped me in my tracks. i want to still be seen, i just want to feel better when people see me. i don’t want to disappear.
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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New Girl: Nick Miller - Perfectly Fine to Watch TV
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
did you guys know that if your feet are cold you can put socks on and your feet will be warm? idk just a little something i’m trying out
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all men should be castrated until we can figure out what’s going on
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
read books! they said. they’re an escape! they said. they will take you away from real life! they said. me, reading about the treatment of greek goddesses and mortal women:
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Gru: Okay, That's Not Helping
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
incidentally, i just scheduled my first mammogram
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Rustic Relic Hunter Big Tits
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NOT NOW, CLAIRO
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
today after a shower i was looking at my 40yo boobs and feeling sad at how they’ve changed with age. then i remembered how my ex-fiance told me i’d be a 10 if only i got my 26yo boobs done. and now i hope my breasts sink and sag further and further in his honor.
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Posted this in 2018. Still remember the night that prompted it. Still so relevant today. 🐝 🐝 🐝
Tweet by me saying “Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.”
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smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 29/09/2026
cream cheese way too thick for cream classification imo
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what’s he mad about wrong answers only
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we had to go to the vet today and someone was not thrilled
My black cat screaming through the wire door of her carrier
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my mom said she wants to do a bracket challenge of the hottest men to ever live. i asked her what would happen if the final two came down to my dad and say, denzel washington. she hesitated and thought a long time and then said “…maybe we should just stick to celebrities”
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
getting angry about how handsome kyle chandler is and how regular men pale in comparison
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Eric Taylor: This Battle Is Not Over Speech
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
driving my mom and i home after a night out at the theater and making her listen to all 10 minutes of konstantine
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
saturday
Selfie of me with curled hair and a striped top
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
did you guys know i love birds?
Selfie of me in big sunglasses by a lake
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
alexa play birds by turnstile
Pileated woodpecker
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
few things delight me more than driving with my windows down and catching a whiff of a swisher sweet from the car next to me
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yet another day i wake up not looking like one of the hot centaurettes from fantasia
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Centaur Jwu's Glam Squad Hair Session
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ball don’t lie
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
supper time
My small black cat sitting at my dining table, looking annoyed at my plate of dinner
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what is she yelling about wrong answers only
My black cat screaming in rage. Her eyes are a little crossed, her tongue is curled up, and you can see her vampire fangs
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have stayed up hours past my bedtime reading the last several nights, and i feel so rebellious. ignoring my strict sleep routine? smugly posting on goodreads? hitting snooze in the morning!? they always say you become a rebel in your 40s and i’m the proof
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
John early in search party I don’t ever wanna work one more day in my entire life
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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New Girl: Nick Miller - Perfectly Fine to Watch TV
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just saw an influencer’s reel about how she’s discovered a new hyper fixation meal for breakfast. folks, it was toast with peanut butter
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we had one (1) bar in town when i was in college, and it’s now closed and has been turned into a fancy restaurant. my sorority sisters and i are meeting for a belated birthday dinner for me tonight and it’s going to be so weird acting adult in a place where i regularly barfed
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Realizing it would sound petty if I just said I don't like your post) Your post jeopardizes an important election
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 16/09/2026
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My fitness app telling me I hiked for 69 minutes today
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
liz phair caving to AI may be one of the biggest heartbreaks of my life
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
recently started selling on vinted and have made four whole dollars
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Anna Delvey: Money Is Not An Issue For Me
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i knew i was right to hate ed sheeran
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not ready for fuckin monday 👇
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i ♥️ reading
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 12/09/2026
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
when i see the d:
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
every night around dusk 6 juvenile cardinals descend on my feeders and it is the best part of my day
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
new favorite graffiti (?) just dropped
A chalk board hanging on a brick building in an alley with the words “my name is not Juliet and I don’t know any Romeo!! Now get off my balcony creepo!!!”
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
enjoying the peace of nature with slayyyter in my headphones
Me, sweaty on a hike
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
look at this scrungly scraggly ass cat ass
A pic of a tiny black cat from behind, standing half on a chair, half in a windowsill. She is old and tiny and bedraggled looking and I love her so much
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hot mailman just caught me yelling GET OUTTA THE ROAD out my office window at my favorite squirrel
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SEPTEMBER 10, 2025: The left drew first blood. They killed him to silence his free speech. Now it's war. You have no idea what is coming. ONE YEAR LATER:
Liana 🇺🇸
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Goebel Farms corn maze is beautifully honoring Charlie Kirk.

Image of corn maze design of Charlie Kirk's face, kind of
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I will consider believing an AI guy’s “We’ve created the end of humanity!!!” hand-wringing the second he destroys his boss’s computer with a hammer.
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
men are hot but could always be hotter
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
every time i ask my google home to set a timer and she replies with “ok, and it’s starting now” i yell AND IT STARTS RIGHT NOOWWWWW and i hope her little computer brain gets my reference youtu.be/qRVspuAJyAY?...
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Fox 5 News Jetpack EPIC FAIL!
YouTube video by Donnie Narco
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big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AC repair guy just whispered “goddamnit” chat am i cooked
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