big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i’ve lost a not insignificant amount of weight in the last year. recently a family member came up to hug me and said “look at you disappearing!” and that stopped me in my tracks. i want to still be seen, i just want to feel better when people see me. i don’t want to disappear. 6210
Reposted by big loubig lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comNew Girl: Nick Miller - Perfectly Fine to Watch TVALT: New Girl: Nick Miller - Perfectly Fine to Watch TV 3113
Reposted by big loubig lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 10/12/2024did you guys know that if your feet are cold you can put socks on and your feet will be warm? idk just a little something i’m trying out 161
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026all men should be castrated until we can figure out what’s going on 1100
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026read books! they said. they’re an escape! they said. they will take you away from real life! they said. me, reading about the treatment of greek goddesses and mortal women:static.klipy.comGru: Okay, That's Not HelpingALT: Gru: Okay, That's Not Helping 3162
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026incidentally, i just scheduled my first mammogramstatic.klipy.comRustic Relic Hunter Big TitsALT: Rustic Relic Hunter Big Tits 1130
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026today after a shower i was looking at my 40yo boobs and feeling sad at how they’ve changed with age. then i remembered how my ex-fiance told me i’d be a 10 if only i got my 26yo boobs done. and now i hope my breasts sink and sag further and further in his honor. 2150
Reposted by big louErin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Posted this in 2018. Still remember the night that prompted it. Still so relevant today. 🐝 🐝 🐝 41320251
Reposted by big lousmillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 29/09/2026cream cheese way too thick for cream classification imo 1319626
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026we had to go to the vet today and someone was not thrilled 090
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my mom said she wants to do a bracket challenge of the hottest men to ever live. i asked her what would happen if the final two came down to my dad and say, denzel washington. she hesitated and thought a long time and then said “…maybe we should just stick to celebrities” 0130
Reposted by big loubig lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 07/06/2026getting angry about how handsome kyle chandler is and how regular men pale in comparisonstatic.klipy.comEric Taylor: This Battle Is Not Over SpeechALT: Eric Taylor: This Battle Is Not Over Speech 281
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026driving my mom and i home after a night out at the theater and making her listen to all 10 minutes of konstantine 130
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026few things delight me more than driving with my windows down and catching a whiff of a swisher sweet from the car next to me 070
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026yet another day i wake up not looking like one of the hot centaurettes from fantasiastatic.klipy.comCentaur Jwu's Glam Squad Hair SessionALT: Centaur Jwu's Glam Squad Hair Session 180
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i have stayed up hours past my bedtime reading the last several nights, and i feel so rebellious. ignoring my strict sleep routine? smugly posting on goodreads? hitting snooze in the morning!? they always say you become a rebel in your 40s and i’m the proof 0160
Reposted by big louMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 10364117
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comNew Girl: Nick Miller - Perfectly Fine to Watch TVALT: New Girl: Nick Miller - Perfectly Fine to Watch TV 3113
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026just saw an influencer’s reel about how she’s discovered a new hyper fixation meal for breakfast. folks, it was toast with peanut butter 4191
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026we had one (1) bar in town when i was in college, and it’s now closed and has been turned into a fancy restaurant. my sorority sisters and i are meeting for a belated birthday dinner for me tonight and it’s going to be so weird acting adult in a place where i regularly barfed 0100
Reposted by big louBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(Realizing it would sound petty if I just said I don't like your post) Your post jeopardizes an important election 132110248
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026liz phair caving to AI may be one of the biggest heartbreaks of my life 3141
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026recently started selling on vinted and have made four whole dollarsstatic.klipy.comAnna Delvey: Money Is Not An Issue For MeALT: Anna Delvey: Money Is Not An Issue For Me 090
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026every night around dusk 6 juvenile cardinals descend on my feeders and it is the best part of my day 0160
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026enjoying the peace of nature with slayyyter in my headphones 1200
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026hot mailman just caught me yelling GET OUTTA THE ROAD out my office window at my favorite squirrel 1110
Reposted by big louthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026SEPTEMBER 10, 2025: The left drew first blood. They killed him to silence his free speech. Now it's war. You have no idea what is coming. ONE YEAR LATER: 2528536
Reposted by big louJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I will consider believing an AI guy’s “We’ve created the end of humanity!!!” hand-wringing the second he destroys his boss’s computer with a hammer. 732241
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 09/09/2026every time i ask my google home to set a timer and she replies with “ok, and it’s starting now” i yell AND IT STARTS RIGHT NOOWWWWW and i hope her little computer brain gets my reference youtu.be/qRVspuAJyAY?...youtu.beFox 5 News Jetpack EPIC FAIL!YouTube video by Donnie Narco 050
big lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 09/09/2026AC repair guy just whispered “goddamnit” chat am i cooked 2200