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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 22h

RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A great day for all my Iowa sickos out there

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Objectively the best rendition of this song ever

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I have no idea how I missed that this game was finally getting an official release in America. Incredibly hyped.

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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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Lake Mungo Jerry @toomanymonkeys.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

In honor of Labor Day, I once again advocate for the universal 3 day weekend 1 day for choring 1 day for snoring 1 day for whoring

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hook line and sinker. PNW raised by parents from the Midwest.

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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot

A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.

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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Happy caturday with a beautiful sunrise and cat called Beatrix

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

For all my fellow Taskmaster freaks, you can order your very own Patatas www.shophansacreation.com/productDetai...

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Shop Hansa Creation

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 25/08/2026

I set a college football highlight video to the full 4 minutes and 19 seconds of Return to Innocence.

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Me, Whenever someone mentions Metal Gear Solid in passing

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I haven’t been to a Mariners game since Ken Griffey Jr.’s last at bat, but holy shit I could feel the crowd through my phone on this.

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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

sounds like some of you need a visit from daddy

1980s software called Joe Spreadsheet and it has a very handsome mustachioed man on the cover

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

What an amazingly poignant illustration

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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Desperately need a Buster Bluth card with Shroud with Milford Man flavor text

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

One of the few instances where you can say “god she is so fucking hot” about a character and be both subjectively and objectively correct

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Heart, now running their own Credit Union: “How can I get you a loan?”

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It’s a real shame she turned out to be an anti-trans shithead because this had the potential to become an all timer of a reaction gif

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It really feels like only a matter of time before there is a South Park Magic The Gathering set

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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You know nothing about cheesecake

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Oh hey they made a shirt about my cat

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Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 27/07/2026

You're not exempt from Continuing Dougie Education requirements

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This unlocked a memory from Middle School that I had completely forgotten.

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sid @sidvicious.ca · 27/07/2026

the clippy and bonzi buddy Kaiju I made before my skill regression began in earnest

a giant fire breathing Clippy destroying a city

a giant Bonzi buddy Kaiju destroying a flaming city

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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 25/07/2026

If I were the Avatar, I would simply airbend my opponent’s farts while still in their body.

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It just occurred to me that there’s likely going to be a Miles O’Brien Magic the Gathering card and that I can build a Miles O’Brien Commander Deck

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Kool Aid Man is presumably made out of material stronger than glass since he can burst through walls so he would be main tank. Jolly Green Giant for Reach Chester Cheetah for that cokehead energy The King is the wildcard and I bet he’s packing heat I’m honestly most afraid of The Noid.

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Ayyy!! (Playing Splatoon Raiders. Big Man is still undefeated as best character in this whole franchise)

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026

who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now

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