Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 9hMe to MSST most weeks: Hell yeah brothers, don't ever let anybody take those cowbells away Me when Alabama plays in Starkville: Wtf. These people should be banned from every venue in the country. Can't even follow one simple rule. Buncha savages 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 03/10/2026Got all excited to fire up another Witcher 3 playthrough on the remaster but then I remembered there were no worlds left to conquer. Wept instead. 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 02/10/2026Y'all pray for me, I've got about a week to teach my wife three albums' worth of Olivia Rodrigo bridges 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 02/10/2026Nothing could tempt me to wade back into this hot mess of a franchise but this comes oh so close 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 01/10/2026I did not know Mike Tomlin had the tism like this. I am in awe. 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 28/09/2026They got green lasers shooting out of their hootiehoos at the VMAs, and on the lord's day and everything 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 27/09/2026I really thought ESPN knew not to air the crowd noise during that song 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 27/09/2026Shane Beamer is the only coach SC has had since I moved here that I actually like and I will be sad when he gets fired for Brian Kelly after this season But also I hope KDB runs up the score on him a little bit more tonight 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 27/09/2026Shane isn't Beaming anymore (did anyone do this yet) 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 25/09/2026After the discourse, if you *don't* bring an iced coffee to the interview, I have to assume you are a coward and I will never hire or respect you 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 20/09/2026I am an elderly mid-40s man and my heart cannot take it if Bama is going to be a second-half team this season 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 19/09/2026Bussey's knee was down, but it was down sideways, so that might not have been a good trade 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 19/09/2026Torn, I want to witness the continued humiliation of Dabo but I don't want to contribute to Bill Belichick viewership 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 18/09/2026Heartbreaking: economy so bad a local multibillionaire has to work until he's 96 020
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 18/09/2026Ryan Murphy did a live-action reshoot of that vomiting scene from Family Guy in this Lizzie Borden series. It's a lot! 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 17/09/2026Absolutely incredible. A Sports Guy offered to build a local HBCU a brand new football stadium *for free* and they just...said OK without even seeing a contract or even Googling the Sports Guy. Real big "But Tom Cruise said I needed to send him these gift cards!" energy from the quoted board memberwistv.comONLY ON WIS: Former Allen University trustee says board approved stadium project without seeing contractA federal indictment against the man behind Allen University’s failed football stadium project is raising questions about how trustees approved the agreement. 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 15/09/2026Congrats to Ed Sheeran for his 2026 Nobel Prize in Not Reading the Room 0133
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 15/09/2026Gee I can't imagine why they didn't want reporters shooting video of this. The man's brain stem is as strong as ever. 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 15/09/2026Macaulay Culkin got me tearing up like it's My Girl 2 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 15/09/2026We might need a musical episode of SVU after that Emmys opening 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 14/09/2026Definitely ask! Found out from my mom last year that I never got the measles vaccine as a kid because I...got measles? In the 1980s somehow? 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 12/09/2026Can't believe we got Bama is a basketball school and Kentucky is a football school before GTA6 001
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 10/09/2026At what point are we going to be honest with ourselves and admit we misidentified a giraffe 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 09/09/2026The iPhone Duo solves a lot of problems I have never once had and all I would get out of it is a phone that's too big to be a phone and a tablet that's too small to be a tablet 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 09/09/2026I was only listening to the Nintendo Direct and when the announcer said 'Eternal Anima' I heard 'Eternal Enema' and I have never jumped so high 100
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 09/09/2026Every thirty eight year old in the greater Charlotte area is at this Hayley Williams concert 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 06/09/2026I am not fully prepared for the vibes at Monza when Italy's national anthem plays for Kimi 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 06/09/2026Just cussed so loud at Charles Leclerc's hit that I woke up a house three doors down 011
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 05/09/2026Just lore-dumped 20 years of Paramore history on my wife to prep her for the Hayley Williams show in a few days and lemme tell you, when you put it all into one 15-minute presentation this mfer i sounds messy as hell 020
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 05/09/2026Hell yeah, Dawn Staley getting some of that Saturday afternoon Aflac bag 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 05/09/2026Ryan [Coleman-]Williams is back off the naughty list now 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 05/09/2026Ryan [Coleman-]Williams didn't drop that one and Bama is running the damn ball so we might actually be back 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 05/09/2026Can't believe ECU got a guy from the Village People as their starting QB 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 05/09/2026"They don't want their running back to get contacted behind the line of scrimmage." Oh you don't say 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 05/09/2026Some quality skedaddling from Keelon Russell there 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 04/09/2026I know I'm late to this party but I'm watching Neon Genesis Evangelion on Criterion Channel and was nobody going to warn me about all the nekkid high school students? Sure does seem to be a lot of that! 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 01/09/2026Y’all @theonion.com even does subscription renewal nags right 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 31/08/2026I only knew 4 of them on sight but I recognized 8 more by their names. I'm still hip! I'm still cool! (I cry over and over to no avail, as they wheel me back into the elder care facility, my thirty minutes of outdoor time now up) 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 27/08/2026FUCK This is the worst "comes in threes" ever istg 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry too? I just need to quit checking the news. Two of the best people in two days is too much. 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 25/08/2026Yeah I think we all need to take a day or two to mourn this one 010
