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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 15h
Captain Hastings saying Good Lord
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No crying until the end!
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Where can I find details about your Portland visit?
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Final Fantasy VII OST - Under the Rotten Pizza
YouTube video by anomaly1
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ummm this is incredibly dangerous but also hell yeah brother
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did it once. Never again.
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 30/09/2026
You can now compose scenes with models from the Pardall Games library, and you can share these scenes with a link. The arena has gizmos now: position, scale, rotate models. Open this link you are not going to regret it library.pardallgames.com/scene?p0=ids... #FinalFantasy #RetroGames #PS1 #PSX
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Jill @jillus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Yeah, the big guy wants to see you in his office"
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/10/2026
you're telling me this is how you built the city
just a silly photoshop of a slab with a city on it and it's up on top of a massive rock and a massive roll, like a bolder and some bread
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rubinator is objectively the best beer at McMenamins
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is how I get sucked back into the McMenamins disappointment loop again huh?
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ughhhhh she is so pretty
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was at this game and this was far and away the best part.
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seattle remains the best
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump talking like the malfunctioning AI at the end of MGS2
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I Need Scissors 61 Mg
ALT: I Need Scissors 61 Mg
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was immediately trying to figure out how to switch off Lesa’s path but I guess that doesn’t show up until later
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like I don’t know if I’m just confused but I could not figure out how the hell to beat it. But it felt super gimmicky to introduce so early.
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I started Fire Emblem FW, chose Leda, and then got to like the third mission with lighting all the beacons and it immediately put me off the game.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Kit Harington: Indubitably, Yeah
ALT: Kit Harington: Indubitably, Yeah
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pete Hegseth is not a righteous dude
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A great day for all my Iowa sickos out there
The Iowa Hawkeyes Logo that has been sickofied
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re crude dogs, Brent
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fucking Radio commentators like are you kidding me. The color commentator looking at the camera like 😬😬😬
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am even more disgusted with USC after watching this than I was before. Notice that Lincoln Riley does not show up even once in this. I wonder if that’s deliberate. They’ve shown opposing coaches before in these.
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Objectively the best rendition of this song ever
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 25/09/2026
Cajun style Malort?? Also
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ULM Mentioned: Louisiana Monroe Warhawks Football
Alt: ULM Mentioned: Louisiana Monroe Warhawks Football
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Working at any office is like 'Ok we're transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog. Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval'"
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He’s so grumpy 🥰
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks like we’ve reloaded at TE tho!
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have no idea how I missed that this game was finally getting an official release in America. Incredibly hyped.
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oooo a SNES with wireless controllers!
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Snake is Back
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where? That is exactly what Ellery orders when we get burgers
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Surely the Kick Six wasn’t that long ag……oh…….oh no
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Knowing Oregon was going to be #1 and just bracing for it the entire clip 😭
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL films music that plays during the countdown sounds like it would fit into any JRPG it’s so good
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know that “remastered” means a lot of things other than just graphics but the OG version remains an absolutely beautiful game to this day. I had a strong urge to playthrough recently but I’m waiting for the updated release and expansion.
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Dukat Star Trek
ALT: Dukat Star Trek
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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Lake Mungo Jerry @toomanymonkeys.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In honor of Labor Day, I once again advocate for the universal 3 day weekend 1 day for choring 1 day for snoring 1 day for whoring
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hook line and sinker. PNW raised by parents from the Midwest.
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Steven Toast: Yes I Can Hear You Clem Fandango
ALT: Steven Toast: Yes I Can Hear You Clem Fandango
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s gorgeous 🤩 I have this in a box waiting for me to assemble it. How long did it take you? I’ve been putting off putting mine together.
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy caturday with a beautiful sunrise and cat called Beatrix
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