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Ken Schaljo

@schaljoke.bsky.social
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Antifascist. Baseball enjoyer. Neurodivergent. He/him. Sometimes I stream at twitch.tv/drdckhead

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Talked to a low-info voter today. Thinks Chow has ruined the city, doesn’t want her kid walking past drug users, etc. This is what conservatives do. Starve civic society of resources, then vanish into the woodwork and re-emerge to blame those left in charge for not fixing the chaos they created.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to World Series post again but I thought you ~couldn’t~ give teams the run on an overturned ground rule double with a runner on first because you famously can’t judge if a runner is gonna score so you HAVE to limit them to two bases???
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aha! That’s right yeah, not *that* close to me but just a quick lil subway ride away
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m trying to remember where the chess club he frequented a year or two ago was, I feel like it was kinda near me
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HE DID IT
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WWE Undertaker Emerges from Coffin
Alt: WWE Undertaker Emerges from Coffin
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh bother
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That's right @sladkow.bsky.social
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s the time of year I also find myself getting into a #Superbulk role, eatin’s good heading into the fall
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
SEA is the only other MLB park I’ve been to and it was excellent, especially when the jays are in town and you’ve got good company (so @chrisrivers.bsky.social and @braysky.bsky.social)
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
counterpoint: he’s the new DH (I am mostly joking)
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Laws, yes
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ball’s good Thanks @thesmilinggoat.bsky.social for the tix!!
Joe Carter statue outside Rogers Centre (Skydome)Baseball diamond at Rogers Centre (Skydome)
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Be the person Dolly Parton would’ve wanted you to be: yourself.
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Def Warcraft 3 and its expansion (I never played reforged so can’t speak to its quality outside of the horrendous reviews so buyer beware there I guess), the MMO itself is tough to follow lore wise in game, lots of videos out there to summarize though!
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m a patient man when it comes to memery
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lmaooo
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
THE RETURN OF THE MAC
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms olive chive
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Related: my second-ever insta post
Instagram post featuring a car with both leafs and habs flags
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Crotchfelt v Mastrobuoni
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’ve chosen to interpret it as something specific to me and boy does it hit nice
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Thanks Snow ❤️
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Got some fresh headshots done thanks to Hayley Andoff!! It’s giving “dad, but a cool dad.” I’m into it. Enjoy my goofy mug, bsky
Headshot of Ken, looking like a thoughtful sitcom dad in his green plaid shirt and graphic WT teeHeadshot of Ken, smiling against a green backgroundHeadshot of Ken sans glasses in red against a blue background, slight smileHeadshot of Ken sans glasses looking serious in red against a blue background
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“secured the area” buddy this person’s probably hopped the lakeshore west GO by now
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
pausa de humiliation
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dinosaur Democrats Meet Asteroid www.kenklippenstein.com/p/dinosaur-d...
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Dinosaur Democrats Meet Asteroid
Populist challengers win big in primary elections
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is the funniest baseball thing I've ever seen
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We made it happen tonight!!!
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I will be insufferable about this
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 19/06/2026
In accordance with ancient tradition, our next Prime Minister is announced to the nation while standing between a furry and a man with a bin on his head.
A victorious Andy Burnham MP (24,937 votes), as the result of the Makerfield by-election is announced, flanked by defeated candidates Count Binface (a bloke in a vaguely sci-fi costume with a large bin for a helmet; 95 votes) and Robert Pownall (who is in a full body fox costume, holding a sign reading "Protect British Wildlife"; 18 votes). There are some other candidates there just out of shot but that's not important right now.

Photo: Jon Super/AP
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Explain your @ It’s my name, just the first 2 letters of my first name slapped onto my last. It was the login for my first big boy job (randomly generated) but also what coworkers will say if I drop an egregiously bad joke/pun - “that was a real Schaljoke, Ken”
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Summer of George is getting started late this year
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That’s an insane homer for Kaz holy shit
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Don’t call his name don’t call his name ALEJANDROOOOO
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ok water calm down
A diagram of two hydrogen and one oxygen molecule that looks like a but in revealing black bottoms
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves
a screencap of a 2023 Instagram post from Jamila Jameel with over 1500 likes (including Billy Porter!!) it has a progress Pride flag striped background behind a screencap of my old tweet which reads 

Claire Willett
@clairewillett
for pride month this year can straight people focus less on "love is love" and more on "queer and trans people are in danger"
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Kirsten @kirbs.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The sun was shining on the Quartier des Spectacles as Montrealers showed up en masse to celebrate the Victoire – a showcase of how far women's hockey has come, and new baseline to build on victorypress.org/2026/05/30/t...
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The Montreal Victoire celebrate with their city
There's a special type of summer day in Montreal that makes the city come alive. Endless blue skies stretch above an array of vibrant greens, and it feels like anything is possible. Saturday, as an e...
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No more showers, Swag!!
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
IT IS
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
THE DEBUT OF THE MAC
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/05/2026
oh my god
mr. met is wearing a fake mustache, sunglasses, and a hat that says NOT MR MET on bobby valentine disguise giveaway night
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 28/05/2026
Today, the King did a charity event in England where he got his hair styled at a McDonald's. You can say that's... ...Charles' Macca Do.
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Cass, somewhere:
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50 Cent Disgusted Look
Alt: 50 Cent asking “what he say fuck me for??”
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This and the habs hoisting the cup, Rachel
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Every day should be Charlie Day
Pic of Charlie hugging his mumPic of Charlie looking at the camera Pic of Charlie doing a BIG STRETCHPic of Charlie getting belly rubs from Ken
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Snap Wilson @snapwilson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
For anyone who is still using Google as their search engine for whatever reason, you can add "-AI" (sans quotes) after your query and it will dispense with the AI portion.
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