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@chrisrivers.bsky.social
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Formerly known as riversofleafs. Currently known as this guy.

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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 6h
Amazing things are happening in New Zealand right now
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was a good idea 8 years ago, it's a better idea now www.mccoveychronicles.com/2018/8/1/176...
mccoveychronicles.com
Put Grant Brisbee in the broadcast booth
National broadcasters don’t like covering baseball, so why not put someone in there who does?
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The opposite of a meteor series… how can both teams win?
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OK, now do precisely that for the next 251 regular season periods, then we can reassess for the playoffs.
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LRT: Just for the roast hahahahaha
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fifth-place finisher in a four-person IQ test
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pregame vibes check.
A 3d printed semi-circle colour wheel (Red-Orange-Yellow-Blue-Green) with an arrow and printed text marking red as “It’s so Over” and green as “We are So Back” and a black arrow pointing in blue but close to the green border.

An old school maple leafs logo printed on a puck, signed by Johnny Bower (HOF 76) rests at the centre of the wheel, and the arrow emanates from it.
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The super dogs, a traveling dog acrobat show, with tents in the background and the audience in the foreground. Dogs and trainers on the field
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They are always hurt. Incredibly talented baseball players who were superstars don’t suddenly forget how to play or decide they don’t care.* * this offer does not apply to Anthony Rendon
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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RT @JomboyMedia: “I AM JAPANESE 2!” Munetaka Murakami gives a nod to Munenori Kawasaki
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I watched that clip and immediately felt bad for that poor man, because it was so easy to see how it was going to go... and then it did, but this is an absolutely baller response, written to an impossibly excellent standard.
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Jules @jaysfanj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has to be a fucking joke. The guy who used a slur on field, got caught, and then proceeded to make the entire thing about HIM and HIS JOURNEY, is commenting on someone else's "immaturity"? Fuck off.
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marco Estrada Pitcher Debut: 2008 - Retired: 2019 MIL - WSN - OAK - TOR
baseball-reference.com
Marco Estrada at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Marco Estrada
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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
John Schneider said that Vladdy's comments had "unfortunate timing", but they will help him dealing with "feeling the weight of being the guy every single day." "The player, the person I know in Vlad, he is by no means saying, 'OK, I got paid and I'm good with that.'" #BlueJays
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gausman!
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I, for one, am elated that his cursed bargain to slow walk progress and retreat into a hard defensive shell in the face of anything he doesn’t immediately understand is resulting into him turning into a literal turtle
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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chasing down Justin Verlander, Max Scherzer strikes out three in the first inning in Baltimore. Scherzer is now 8 back of Verlander, who pitches Saturday. Scherzer might pitch again Sunday (and if he's close enough to Verlander... I'd bet heavily on it). #BlueJays
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My personal rule is, always vote. Pick the least worst candidate. Pick the best referendum answer. The worst people don’t want you to vote. Vote
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every single person who complained about DST as an actual issue bears responsibility for this. It was such a non-issue.
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kind of wild how many baseball fans on my timeline seem to forget a game has nine innings
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There is so much of this to genuinely love, but honestly, my favourite might be him having to walk to go get his glove after it’s done lol 
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I play with a bunch of guys who embrace the right kind of masculinity - one who shared his own post-birth struggles with me when I was having a tough time with the same thing. I MCd a teammate's daughter's wedding a few weeks' ago to yet a different teammate. I'm leading the team in dingers 💣💣💣💣💣💣
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jays' fans and teammates have largely supported Guerrero all year despite it being a very tough season for him. Brett Bateman has been a miracle, leading off like an in-his-prime Ichiro. Nathan Lukes has had another good season against all odds - and he once played summer ball on Vancouver Island!
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brett Lawrie.
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ooooh - my favourite Prime Birds is Can’t Drive!! youtu.be/7hXLqxE9g7g?...
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Can't Drive
YouTube video by Prime Birds - Topic
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The biggest loser the world has ever seen.
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tagging thread for @chaoskat.bsky.social to broaden her horizons beyond looking respectfully at baseball players
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Peyton Manning was - at best!! - a misogynist asshole too, and at worst, sexually abusive. I refer to the 1996 incident with Dr. Naughright. Seems the family has a certain streak.
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It says so much about how positive Vlad’s attitude is and how much he does for the team in other ways that while people have desperately wanted more from him all season, a reasonable approximation of “Nobody” has turned on him.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our long national nightmare* is over. *Baseball edition
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Damn, that’s a perfect golden pie crust absolutely smashed making this.*^ * I bought this from Costco and simply put it in the oven ^ This tweet is about AI
A chicken pot pie with a very beautiful golden and brown pie crust, resting on a black baking sheet, for which I did absolutely no work worthy of praise
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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If the Jays make the postseason it will be because Brett Bateman dragged them there singlehandedly
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them."
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Drew @drewgrof.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget: the terrorists won.
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon 
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
Follow up tumblr post 
every-lemon
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it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
JOSH JOBE TOE TAP INT
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is the part that makes me most furious, though I admit I would’ve been furious regardless
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
American Hustle
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When this guy had a cheesecake for the first time it was amazing, one of my 10 favourite Internet videos
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Cardinals, in response to home-plate umpire Doug Eddings telling rookie Hancel Rincon to fix his hat last night, all wore tipped caps in their dugout tonight. The Rockies did, as well, after Eddings claimed Hunter Goodman asked for Rincon to fix his hat, something Goodman strongly denied.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have been thinking about this for 24 hours
Text from Mike: July: Jays raise the white flag by trading Gausman

September: Jays fans are referring to it as "the Bateman trade"
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 28/03/2026
Salvy teaching Doug Eddings the bottom of the strike zone. Over and Over and Over again. But Eddings refuses to learn. 😂
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Rivers @chrisrivers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A fantastic thread from someone who’s been making smart observations about the Blue Jays for a very long time
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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