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Viviennui

@vivienigma.bsky.social
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🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ Vivien, She/Her. Failed writer, amateur woman, mid barista. 36. ☪️🏳️‍🌈. ☀️♍️🌙♑️🌅♓️.

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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 11h
if you miss a day of locktober, can you make it up qada'an like when you miss a fast in ramadan? or do you have to like, help 60 people cum or something as penance too?
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 12h
add another mark in the "you would have made one hell of a catholic" column on the comments-from-my-therapist scoreboard lowkey proud of how close i am to breaking double digits
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
where do yall find the time to love one another AND endlessly fixate on discourse?
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they should invent some kind of new hole that you don't need to prep to use, for people with touchy sexual drives who easily lose horny steam. anyone working on this? or how about a genital that actually feels good when someone else touches it? could be fruitful
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"hot girls don't get cold" great, now i'm shivering AND dysmorphic
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
starting to suspect i might never find the time to write the debut novel that will singlehandedly lift me out of poverty. call it a hunch
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lowkey think i should sell everything i own and get ffs. own nothing but be cunty
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rewatched Her (2013) last night, and wow, from the perspective of 2026 that movie is now low key horrific
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
its cool y'all have the baseball thing, but you will not trick me into attending a sports event just by making it trans
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
resident evil fuckin rips, zach cregger undefeated
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i need like one 3rd less forehead. i don't care if that is a betrayal of east africa, i hate being a human billboard
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you've never experienced a woman you love falling asleep on your lap during a long train ride, then you've never lived
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
is she crushing me into a thin paste? yes do i want her to get off me? no
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh fuck off
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fascism hangs around us like smog and we've been breathing it in our whole lives, to the point that when someone tries to make an observation about it mother fuckers turn around like, "bitch thinks the air is fascist 🤣"
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penny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
one time i got really really really close to breaking the cycle and achieving Nirvana but at the last moment i was taught what a "spliff" is,
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vashito @vashperado.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what is this, some kind of a dino crisis!? 🦖
artwork of Regina the main character from the video game dino crisis, drawn holding a gun with her back to the wall peering around a door seeing a pair of devilish deinonychus dinosaurs inside, washed in red alarm lights.
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i wish fate would have showered shulamith firestone with all the blessings it gave gloria steinem, but i suppose such things aren't possible without aligning yourself with the cia
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
actually, there's only two kinds of people on earth: taxonomy perverts, and everyone else
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
her: you gotta go easier on yourself, remember, you've got sexual assualt trauma me: yeah, but it's only happened twice, so that's hardly an excuse
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i relate to the dolly town trollop story cause when my folks first caught me with porn as a kid they tried to dissuade me by asking, "how would you like it if perverts were watching you be naked?" and that's when i realized i too was trash
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 07/08/2026
We need to invent a socially acceptable way of bragging about your girlfriend's dick. Like I'm just supposed to not say anything about it? Even if it's beautiful!? Fucked up.
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
kinda cool that there's actually enough new trans media out that i can actually say, "some of this isn't for me," and give it a pass
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i'm thinking of tim curry performing "i'm going home" for the rocky horror picture show. rip 😞🤲🏼
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
put the cat youtube on while kitty was sitting by the window, and she, wide eyed, started quickly looking back and forth between the tv and the window, as if experiencing a feline baudrillardian crisis. the hyperreal comes for us all
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the upside is, feeling inadequate is very woman coded
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Isobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i am a hypergnostic - six layers of demiurges. each one bigger than the last
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
oh look! it's cry-alone-in-the-bathroom-for-reasons-i-don't-entirely-understand o'clock!
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
they recently added "oh no" by marina and the daimonds to the store playlist, and everytime i hear it i have shellshock style flashbacks to the tumblr trenches
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
there's nothing about the boy times i want back... except my sex drive. i'd be such a slut if only i had my boy sex drive
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
every time i hear a sabrina carpenter song i think, "i could be a sabrina stan", but then i think, "i'm almost 37, i don't have time for this"
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"country before politics" is the kind of stupid shit you say when only one side of the country's politics ever touches you
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i can't wait for trans acces to healthcare to become normalized so i can stop sharing any axes of oppression with the kind of ghoul who could ever be "proud" to work at the cia
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
me, huffing on her pits as she tries to sleep in: ahhh, one last whiff of the wife before work
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
end of oak street felt like something out of a ray bradbury story collection. probably the best bit of dinosaur fiction in film since jurassic park
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
we should really be encouraging all the boomers we know to take up the most dangerous hobbies possible. like sure alan, i think you'd body skydiving, honest
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
kinda crazy i'm a whole transsexual but not sexually liberated enough to just hookup with people. like, imagine if an arsonist was too scared to shoplift
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ruined the day out with my gf cause of how sullen and shitty i got after seeing my face in a selfie she took of us. i wish i could be normal
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
me: how about we go walking in the cemetery today? does that sound like fun? her: yeah! i love life-mogging the dead!
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
big spoon is good, little spoon is great, but what i'm really jonesing for is some kind of undiscovered quantum spooning tech
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
was running defense for my parents with the shrink so i don't sound like an ungrateful kid with my criticism, when he cut me off and said "no offense, i lowkey hate your parents," lol
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"are you butch bait or femme bait?" i'm not bait, this isn't a trap, you can actually just relax dog
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
look, i understand that neither i, nor my family, want me to be the one tranny at the big muslim wedding, but it still would have been nice to be invited as a courtesy by literally any member of the entire extended family that is attending quite sad about it
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