“Human, breakfast is LATE!”
“Alarm didn’t go off, Kiki!”
“You always got an EXCUSE for me: You’re sick…you fell and got hurt…your car was towed…”
“I’m ALSO late because I had to clean your puke off the bed!”
“So?”
“And what’s your excuse for THAT, Kiki?”
“Human, I’m a kitty! I don’t NEED any!”
