Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 1h“Kiki, your DINNER is mixed grill shreds!…Here!” “I don’t think so, human!” “It’s your favorite flavor!” “It WAS my favorite!” “If you eat it, it’ll be worth all my EFFORT!” “What effort?” “The ring tab broke! I needed a can opener!” “You get an ‘A’ for Effort, human! Now, open up a NEW can!” 2612
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 18h“Kiki’s Notes to Human #124: You often have a look on your face when I ask for treats, ‘nip or more wet food! It’s the look of ‘I know what’s BEST—and you don’t!’ You say that you have the upper hand! But I have the upper paw ‘cause I KNOW what I want and what’s best for ME…so, you’d better listen!” 41417
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 20h“Lemme pet you, Kiki!” “Nope, human!” (runs off) (later) “Wanted to see me, Kiki?” “Got a PROBLEM with that?” “I tried petting you before—but you said no! Now it’s MY turn!” “Can’t say no to ME!” “I just DID, Kiki!…You aren’t leaving! Why not?” “‘Cause I like you more when you DON’T want me!” 31609
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 23h“Human, is it TIME yet?” “What time, Kiki?” “Time to give me TUNA! Tuna time!” “It happens only when I have tuna for MY dinner!” (later) “Is it tuna time yet?” “I decided at the last minute not to have it…Maybe tomorrow!” “I’ll keep ASKING, human!” “OK, Kiki. You can have YOUR tuna time now!” 529912
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Human, did you see Fred?” “Who, Kiki?” “He’s a whisker, and my friend…He’s GONE!” “You NAME your whiskers? Of course, you do!…So what? He fell off!” “And didn’t TELL me?” “They ALWAYS tell you?” “Usually, human! But HE didn’t!” “Kiki, Fred will come back soon! Friends—and whiskers—do that!” 618312
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Kiki’s Notes to Human #123: What matters to me MOST (other than food)? Being COMFY anywhere I am, whether I’m napping or awake. You offer me comfy places, but that ain’t enough. Whenever you PET me without asking first, you make me less comfy! And if I ain’t comfy, I’ll make sure YOU ain’t either!” 525713
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Kiki, why did you HISS at me?” “I LIKE hissing at you, human!” “Sometimes I think you’re not tame at all…but still as FERAL as when we met!” “And what if I AM? Don’t blame ME for having a wild side!” “I wonder why I’ve always ACCEPTED that!” “Beats me, human!…Gimme some treats!” “Yes, Kiki!” 42538
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Human, my breakfast’s been LATE all week!” “Kiki, I added more sleep time every night! I was just so tired in the morning!” “You messed up my whole SCHEDULE!” “I need more sleep!” “And I need the same routine!” “Change is sometimes necessary, Kiki!” “Human, how about NO change for a change?” 41757
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Human, what’s this tiny round thing?” “Kiki, my hearing aid battery must’ve rolled there!” “It’s a toy?” “No!” “It’s food?” “I’d rush you to the vet if you ate it!” “Doesn’t SMELL like food!” “I’ll take it from you now, Kiki!” “I’d tell you to stick it in your EAR, human…but you just did!” 31797
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Kiki’s Notes to Human #122: You think I’m anywhere YOU are! If something brushes your back in bed, you think it’s me. (It’s a bunched-up BLANKET!) If you see a clump on the floor, you think it’s my hairball. (It’s FOOD you dropped!) So, don’t think I’m EVERYWHERE…’cause I’m only napping SOMEWHERE!” 220610
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Human, my litter STINKS! And it ain’t me!” “Kiki, I bought SCENTED filler by mistake!” “But I HATE the odor!…Replace it!” “I just covered it with UNSCENTED—so it won’t smell that bad!” “You calling me and my nose liars?” “No, Kiki! I believe you AND your nose. But I won’t replace the litter!” 62009
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Kiki, a flea comb is coming to see you!” “Put that away, human!” “Humor me!” “There ain’t nothing FUNNY about it!” “I should comb you every day, but you give me lots of grief!” “That’s right—blame the VICTIM! You finished?” (tries to scratch human) “I haven’t started…but I’m finished, Kiki!” 318913
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Human, have you seen me?” “Kiki, I’m looking at you now!” “Just as I thought! You AIN’T seen me!” “What?” “You see only a cute, furry kitty—not the REAL me!” “What?” “You ain’t seeing me as a clever…daring…and BRAVE kitty!” “Kiki, if you’re ANY of those things, then I haven’t seen you yet!” 534313
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Kiki’s Notes to Human #121: What am I worth to you? Am I your companion, your TROPHY on a pedestal, or what? You feed me, clean my litter, make me comfy, play with me, cuddle me, keep me healthy, etc. Here’s MY theory about me: I’m a HABIT you can’t quit! But then again, I can’t seem to quit YOU!” 215113
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Staring at the litter boxes, Kiki?” “I’m seeing if they’re in good shape, human!” “Do you WANT to go—but you CAN’T?” “Think you know EVERYTHING?” “Kiki, we all have TRYING times! I do too!” “Human, I’m trying NOT to have trying times…but how can I do that if you’re trying to FIND them for me?” 215410
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Human, what you looking for in the fridge?” “Your wet food, Kiki!” “Go with your GUT. Pick anything!” “Turkey shreds!” “I don’t want it!” “OK…Salmon pâté!” “I don’t want it!” “Flaked tuna!” “I don’t want it!” “Kiki, you said you’d go with my gut!” “Well, I just decided to go AGAINST it!” 2984
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Ow, Kiki! Your dewclaw STABBED me! Let me go!” “Your hand is MINE, human!” “I’ll pull it off!” “Easy with my paw!” “OK! Let’s set RULES for stabbing!” “What rules?” “No stabbing after 3…No stabbing in bed…No stabbing my arm! Will you follow the rules, Kiki?” “I’ll take a STAB at ‘em, human!” 21154
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Kiki’s Notes to Human #120: I wonder where your head is at sometimes, ‘cause it ain’t thinking about ME! My kibble bowl is often half-empty, when it should be fully FULL! I know there’s still some kibble in it—but what happens when it’s gone? I won’t have ANY! You gotta DO something about it…now!” 5903
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“You KISSED me, human!” “Yes, Kiki!” “Now I gotta lick your LIPS off my fur!” “I’ll RUB it off!” (rubs her) “Now I gotta lick off your lips AND your hand!” “I’ll use a tissue!” (wipes) “Now I gotta lick off your mouth, your hand AND a tissue!” “Can I do ANYTHING, Kiki?” “UN-kiss me, human!” 31505
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Kiki, I didn’t finish my NEWSPAPER! Get off!” “Shouldn’t have sprinkled CATNIP all over it, human!” “I forgot about the page with the crossword!” “Tell me why I should get up!” “Scritches, maybe some treats!” “I’ll pass!” “Why, Kiki?” “‘Cause I’m a kitty wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in ‘nip!” 0984
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Human, trying to brush me again?” “Kiki, you have KNOTS in your fur!” “I do NOT have knots!” “I haven’t done it all week! So, just a few strokes!” “I ain’t gonna LET you!” “It’s for the greater GOOD, Kiki! You get soft fur, I get easy petting!” “It ain’t greater OR good enough for me, human!” 51147
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Human, you may pet my back!” “OK, Kiki…I aim to please!” (pets) “Aim HIGHER—and pet my head too!” “How’s this?” (pets) “It’ll do!…You may stop now!” “By the way, you’re welcome.” “I didn’t THANK you!” “You don’t have to, Kiki! It’s understood!” “But I do understand you’d LIKE me to, human!” 512911
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Human, look what the KITTY dragged in…You!” “Didn’t sleep last night, Kiki! Not very alert.” “Alert enough to FEED me?” “It’s why I got up!…Your food. Enjoy!” “Will you change it if I DON’T enjoy it?” “Don’t CALL me, Kiki! I’m going back to sleep!” “Then I’ll TEXT you in your dreams, human!” 61669
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“You haven’t said a WORD today, Kiki!” “What’s to say, human?” “So, how do you feel?” “With my paws and whiskers!” “Not what I mean—and you know it! I KNOW you know—“ “Enough human nonsense! Resuming SILENT mode!” “I can take a hint, Kiki! I’m OK with not talking! You didn’t hurt my feelings…” 21144
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Kiki, I was gonna watch TV—but you’re on my lap!” “I’ll watch too, human!” “Do you know what’s WORSE than you lying atop my remote?” “That ain’t BAD!…What’s worse?” “The remote’s on the couch and you’re on my lap—in the recliner!” “The couch is my next place to sit, human…on top of MY remote!” 2644
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“The maintenance crew was here, Kiki…and you MISSED them!” “I didn’t, human! They missed ME!” “They were here for only a minute—but you hid for an hour!” “In case they came back!” “I’m TIRED of explaining why you shouldn’t hide, Kiki!” “Save your breath, human…’cause I ain’t tired of HIDING!” 21177
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Uh, I’m sorry, Kiki!” “What you got to be sorry about, human—except EVERYTHING?” “I forgot to clean your boxes yesterday…I saw lots of clumps there!” “Yep! I saw the old ones, but I avoided them!” “I promise I won’t forget again, Kiki!” “But you SHOULD forget, human! I love to see you grovel!” 21518
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Kiki’s Notes to Human #119: You’re very NAIVE about me! You think: I’m gonna show you GRATITUDE when you do something for me…I crave the AFFECTION you shower on me…I enjoy your COMPANY all the time, etc. The fact is that I’m SELFISH, and you gotta make me happy—but only in the ways that I want it!” 01067
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Kiki, let’s call it a day!” “Call it what you want, human! But it WAS a good day!” “Not ALL good! You tearing my papers…biting me…knocking my water—“ “Yep, a GOOD day!” “Time for bed! Good night, Kiki.” “It’ll be good…’cause I’ll play with your feet in bed.” “I’LL have a bad night too, Kiki!” 31608
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“You find it getting COOLER outside, Kiki?” “I don’t GO outside, human!” “Just notice the air when the door opens.” “I don’t notice ANYTHING!” “And so I’m turning off the ceiling fans!” “I WATCH those twirly things!” “You said you don’t notice anything, Kiki!” “Only the TWIRLY things, human!” 41446
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Am I your BEST kitty ever, human?” “Don’t keep asking me, Kiki!” “You won’t answer me!” “I can’t compare you with my other cats!” “Why not?” “It isn’t FAIR to you—or them! Each cat is unique!” “I just hope SOMEBODY answers my question someday, human!” (Narrator: Kiki is the best kitty ever.) 11599
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Kiki’s Notes to Human #118: You got a major misconception about me, that I’m a TAME kitty who’s outgrown her feral past. For about a year, I was on the street…hunting for food, sleeping outdoors, planning to survive. The truth is that I’m still a WILD kitty in my mind—but can you handle the truth?” 61328
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Kiki, enjoying your SHOULDER rub?” “I do it BETTER, human!” “Your paws can’t even reach back there!” “I rub it on the walls and the furniture! It’s almost like what YOU’RE doing!” “Then you can do it yourself NEXT time, Kiki!” “OK, human…But keep going just THIS time. You ain’t finished yet!” 01024
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Human, breakfast is LATE!” “Alarm didn’t go off, Kiki!” “You always got an EXCUSE for me: You’re sick…you fell and got hurt…your car was towed…” “I’m ALSO late because I had to clean your puke off the bed!” “So?” “And what’s your excuse for THAT, Kiki?” “Human, I’m a kitty! I don’t NEED any!” 516410
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Human, gonna VACUUM again?” “Kiki, there’s litter around your boxes!” “But you’re INCONVENIENCING me!” “It takes less than 5 minutes! NOT an inconvenience!” “I gotta find a hiding place AND cover my ears!” “Just suck it up!” “YOU suck it up, human!” “I’m doing that, Kiki!” (starts vacuuming) 2886
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Kiki’s Notes to Human #117: What’s that sound?…Could it be TREATS? (Kitty logic: If a bag is crinkling, then treats are coming.) But I ain’t gonna RUN to you and show my eagerness. That’d be playing into your hands—proving that I pay ATTENTION to you! Nope! I’ll wait here til you bring them to ME!” 1997
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Are you LOOKING at me, human?” “Yes, Kiki! What do you want?” “I’m leaving CLUES for you!” “What clues?” “Mewing, sitting by my plate, licking my mouth! What’s THAT mean?” “You want more food…Here’s a new can!” “This can ain’t OPEN, human!” “I’m clued into YOU, Kiki! You ate 10 minutes ago!” 2714
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Kiki, I’ve got many PRICELESS things in life—health, family, friends…” “Me too, human—treats, ‘nip, naps…” “But the LOVE I get from you is worth all the money in the world!” “I like—NOT love—you…sometimes!” “What you mean, Kiki?” “Better get a REFUND…All the money in the world is quite a lot!” 5896
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Kiki, you ate ALL your food, let me comb you, and sat on my lap—and didn’t attack me!” “One of my OFF days, human!” “I don’t expect you always to act like a NICE cat. But I do wish you’d meet some of my expectations of one!” “You shouldn’t expect the EXPECTED of me, human…Only the unexpected!” 21058
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Kiki’s Notes to Human #116: You’re in bed with me…I’m minding MY business, you’re minding YOURS. Then your hand reaches out to pet me. Everything’s fine for a minute or two, but at some point I’ve had enough! My TAIL twitches and my PUPILS dilate—I’m ready to attack! So maybe you’ll want to LEAVE!” 41269
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Human, am I in your way?” “Yes, Kiki, you are!” “What you gonna do about it?” “I’ll step OVER you!” “I don’t think so!” “I’ll go AROUND!” “Nope!” “Wait a minute! Why was I over here?…Never mind, Kiki. You can stay!” “It’ll come back to you, human! When it does, I’ll be in your WAY again!” 01165
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Kiki, why are you lying on the floor? Don’t you want to lie on the COUCH with me?” “Human, I can’t nap when you’re PETTING me.” “I have the whole couch for myself! So I’LL lie on it!” “I’ll join you!” (jumps on couch) “What changed your mind, Kiki?” “I couldn’t bear to let YOU have it, human!” 0795
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Kiki, you want your food in BED today?) (Yep, human! Anywhere I am, THAT’S where I want it! It’s your job as my personal chef!) (And it’s my pleasure!) “Kiki, wake up…Breakfast in bed!” “Am I still napping?” “I just woke you!” “Then I’m LIVING the dream, human!” “I make it come true, Kiki!” 2934
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Kiki’s Notes to Human #115: You know not to touch me when my TAIL’S flicking. I’m agitated, and you might feel my teeth and/or claws! But it’s ALSO a weapon to whip around. I might SLAP you across the face—or anywhere else! Just stay away when it’s swinging, and INTERFERE with it at your own risk!” 21128
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Kiki, is it OK if I give you a HEADBUTT?” “Why, human?” “You seem BORED when I pet you—and you scratch my hand!” “OK, but I ain’t gonna LIKE it! You got a bigger head than me!” (scratches human’s face) “Kiki, you scratched me anyway!” “Human, it’s what happens whenever I headbutt a BUTTHEAD!” 51115
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“What’s in the BAG, human?” “Today’s CATCH from your litter boxes, Kiki! You had a great day!” “You’ll add it to your COLLECTION of my great days?” “It’s right outside!” “Human, if it’s THAT great, you gotta spread the word!” “Sure, Kiki. I’ll tell EVERYONE I meet on the way to the dumpster!” 41527
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Come out, Kiki!” “Who was at the door, human?” “You got presents from a FAN!” “Can’t they leave me alone?” “You got a box AND crinkly paper!” “Ain’t my fans GREAT? Hand ‘em over!” “Let me take out the stuff I ordered, Kiki!…And here are presents from your #1 fan!” “Who might THAT be, human?” 1848
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Human?!” “What’s the matter, Kiki?” “THIS dish has salmon shreds!” “So, I gave you that?” “But I requested tuna flaked!” “I only remember you wanted fish! Salmon and tuna are both fish!” “Human, they taste different! You don’t LISTEN to me!” “I DO, Kiki! I’ll change it! And you wanted cod?” 01166
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Human, come here QUICK!” “Kiki, I’m in the bathroom!” “Something’s CRAWLING in the kitchen!” “What is it?” “A giant SPIDER!” “YIKES! I’m coming!…Where’s the spider?” “Ain’t no spider, human! I only wanted you to FEED me!” “I should’ve guessed! Kiki, it scares me how easily you can scare me!” 31315
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Kiki, why are you HIDING from me?” “Human, it’s my new NAP technique…staying away from your prying eyes!” “It works?” “Nope! You BOTHERED me!” “I can post a Do Not Disturb sign!” “Why, human? My face ALREADY says it!” “But you display it all the time, Kiki! You need some new FACE techniques!” 31084