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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 21h
Air it out, Gustopher.
An american short-hair kitten lounging on his back without a care in the world, balls hanging in the breeze (for now, his neuter is scheduled)
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gustopher's happy place
Domestic short-haired tabby kitten in a box with oacking paper
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Foliage
Dirt road with fall color, green field, hay bails and a country house. Dead end sign in foreground 
#vermontField with hay bails and fall treesPond with fall colors all aroundMote of the same
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saw a good sticker in Harrisonburg Virginia
Sticker of a news paper that reads its a gay world
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When it gets cold enough that the non-lap cat becomes a lap cat 🥲
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
the OceanGate Titan
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cities are so cool. Like yes, I would like to go to trivia, then karaoke, then see a live band and finish off the night with a vegan burger at a metal-head bar on a weeknight.
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm in Austin.
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been basically offline for the last 2 months and I can confidently say everyone online is clinically depressed and everyone irl is also clinically depressed.
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You see some shit in LA
Big black dog dressed as a biggtmate clown with green hair and red booties
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hank
Cat in a chair with a pillow of a now deceased cat printed on it. The chair looks sad and has stubble. This is real life.
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm in LA? Spur of the moment thing.
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is super beside the point but who fucks on LSD? Good lord, no thank you. LSD is for hanging out in nature and never using a mirror.
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hell yeah, brother
Vintage super shorty van. Maybe dodge or gmc
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
trapped by the boob in a mammogram machine when the apocalypse starts
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Die Hard, next question.
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👻 oct-BOO-cryptid 🎃 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Debating if I should continue my healing journey or go insane
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What if we kissed by the clitoris rock formation
Washout on a mountainside converging at a Boulder eerily reminiscent of a clitoris Same image with highlighted area of interest for men so they can find what I'm talking about.
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can make fun of burning man, God knows I do, but it's the best time you can have while having a terrible time.
Memorial ary piece I worked on. Giant metal fire cauldron shooting sparks with people standing close for warmthAn art sculpture made of trash with cones and spheres like a big hamster mazeAnother shot of pur sculpture not on fireBig metal bean stalk eith a little gouse at the top on a beautiful day
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Art!!
Flaming carousel Voluptuous nude statueWooden sculpture of winding staircases
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Beautiful chaos
I don't even know how to describe this. Ttitd, lots of feral carnies making a collaborative mess called 420 spire. It's the pre-event  party to celebrate Blackstock city infrastructure being finished for burning man. Everyone here is an employee or artist for the event.
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dump'em for Dolly, ladies.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of Dolly's underrated bests youtu.be/CD8bW1rWqOA?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton - Why'd You Come In Here (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t trust artists who get less weird as they get older. Something went horribly wrong for that to happen
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my one guarantee to my customers is i am absolutely not going to listen to your input about what you want under any circumstances
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Getting to ttitd this Wednesday if any dpw or early arrival folks want to say hi. I think I'm going to be at 5:15ish and C
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Eli Ceramics @eliceramics.com · 21/08/2026
Just a small sampling of what I have made, from floral textures, to sensory surfaces and naked men. #lgbtartist #ceramics #gayart
Hand made ceramic mugs and a goblet with sensory textures and floral designsHand made ceramic cups with sensory textures Hand made ceramic vessels in the shape of nude men
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bay area to Reno via 88 (The part of Reno I'm in is safe from fire... so far)
Vista over a lake in the Sierra Nevada mountains Golden Altas map, basically naked man holding a lamp shade Bristlecone pine? Some kind of gnarly pine.Colorful sunset
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yes ma'am
View of the stage from pretty close at a Breeders show at the Castro in San Francisco
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Matt Gorecki @goreckis.co · 21/08/2026
If you are feeling personally attacked by the anti AI sentiment around here, take a deep breath, look inwards and ask, “why am I such a fucking loser?”
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stay classy, Reno.
Mural by the bathroom of a schmancy bar in Reno, Nevada. Image is of snow white doing a line of cocaine
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hell yeah brother
Denver-area SUV with a license plate reading "PORKYS"
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pumpkin sculpture I sculpted a couple of months ago going off to its home at the Big E (the world's only multi-state regional fair)
Giant pumpkin sculpture being loaded into a uhaul in Vermont, headed for Springfield Massachusetts
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I was mentioned in an Atlanta Journal-Constitution article about the sculpture I helped on. archive.ph/D67SL
archive.ph
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Route 66 baybee
Vista from my motel room
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Road trip pics
New Mexico rest area with cute pink adobe sheltersCadillac ranchWind farm Semi trucl with big orange spool of hose and orange signs and another semi that's orange
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Planned on car camping last night on the drive cross country but uh... got a motel room instead.
Car dash showing it was 108° at 5pm
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Plasma cut metal numbers. 666 to be exact
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm not the first person to say this, but the bike industry in the U.S. is really missing a huge opportunity by not aggressively defending and promoting e-bikes. I think this is largely the result of it being an industry built on recreational cycling and not transit riding.
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just me and a few friends on a weekly bike ride in Portland a few years ago.
Like 500+ people riding bikes on burnside in PDX
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Was going down a back street and a semi pulled out of a parking lot right in front of me, with no driver & plow through a cement divider, a bollard and a fence, absolutely crushing the front of the truck. Probably a career ender for that driver.
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not sure why but this made me laugh the whole way to work.
Mural on a big corrugated metal.buikding that says "God is dope"
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Feeling myself
Selfish of my ass in a bathroom with nice lighting and orange walls
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ok, Gus.
Tabby kitten asleep on the stair banister, arms slouched off the sides. Absolutely impossible sleeping situation
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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Writing my *manifesto *List of friends I haven't talked to in a while and would like to catch up with.
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Vim ❦ @vimlena.com · 10/08/2026
Wikipedia is what the internet is for
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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 08/08/2026
cartoon graffiti with a bubble that says Fuck social media!! I am dope in real life!!
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