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halloweentime goblin 👻

@sasscarpone.bsky.social
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dishwasher safe (top rack only) best of the midwest, medium-tall

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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 6h
static.klipy.com
Satisfied Man Clapping
Alt: Satisfied Man Clapping
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 7h
glamdring? is that you?
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 7h
:)
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 8h
Brenda and Mac just going through it like the rest of us
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Law Murray 📘 @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social · 8h
crazy NFL week I'm glad that it's over you people who put real money on this stuff need to reconsider mannnnnnnnnn
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 8h
super glad to have the early bye lol
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Danny V @dmv8286.bsky.social · 8h
What a stupid weekend of football. (Very complimentary)
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 8h
dumb
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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 8h
Give me a second tie this week
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 8h
Rams are worthless. Give us back McDuffie and Watson
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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 8h
why get a first down when you could miss a fg instead?
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 8h
what a clown show
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 8h
Is that good
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 9h
James Cook is so good at every aspect of the position except one thing and uh there it is
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 8h
the way i cackled
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Matt B @mattbart.bsky.social · 8h
Pick 6. Let’s go.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 8h
Ok the branding has improved though
x.com front page "There aren't even that many Nazis"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 9h
I know this won’t be a popular opinion on here, but it’s time we all went back to Renner App. Yes it got bad on there after Jeremy was crushed to death by that snowplow, but now you’ll see far more celebrations of Jeremy’s life than discussions of the specific mechanics of his brutal pulverisation
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10h
I hate when people say bluesky is a toxic echo chamber when really it’s annoying in a rich tapestry of other ways
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 9h
monday night flag show
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12h
i know a lot of people have chosen to leave the poison swamp that inflicts constant tick damage but since the Plague Baron stopped casting Rain of Putrefaction so often its gotten way better. plus all of the important conversations about rot and pestilence are happening there
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 9h
💜
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 9h
happy thanksgiving Ollie!
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
💜💜💜
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
she’s my ride or die
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
he is quite the handsome lad, what a great smile
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
i want so much more for us, as a gender
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10h
My thought process as I finish the entire bottle of wine:
Post 1: Josh why

Post 2: Bad Josh, bad
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
(also i am very rude, please tell me about your baby)
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
she’s 14 but she’s in such good shape (or has been) she hasn’t looked or acted her age ever until right now
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
current fave is the pink one, and the summer one but it’s mostly gone now. i’ll fuck with red yellow and peach. and also the apple one is good, that’s last years winter edition.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
lol well the original flavor is last, it tastes like gasoline and i didn’t start drinking the other flavors until maybe the last 4-5 years bc i thought it all tasted like the original, which i hate
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
jesus christ lol
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
thank you 💜💜
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
💜💜💜
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
like would literally go to war for fancy feast right now, i loathe wet cat food it makes me gag but i do not care in this moment
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
that’s extremely nicely done, mad props
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
probably depends on whether or not Loretta potentially needs guarding at the same time lol
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
she got up out of the bed to accompany me to the bathroom bc she is my official toilet escort and just does purrs and rollies the whole time, it takes forever to pee but i don’t care she can take all my time if she needs to
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11h
This is a political movement that is completely drowning and trying desperately to grasp for anything to save them. So, sure, Jon Gruden.
The White House @WhiteHouse
X.com
POTUS X @BarstoolGruden X @Jakepaul
OHIO, GET READY
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
she’s the definition of a sweetheart 💜
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
💜💜
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
i am Sunny’s favorite person on the planet she’d help me hide a body if i needed her to
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
she my baby.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
she’s still mostly herself which is why it took me so long to be like hey why you not eat
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
need for this emotional support goblin to be okay (she says hello from her new bed)
Sunny a pretty brown tabby looks at me from her fluffy tan bed
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
just sobbing in my kitchen because i’m a bad cat mother, no big deal
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
i miss him so much
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
it about killed me to lose Frank, i can’t lose her too
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 11h
maybe she is just a trash goblin like her mama. please be okay baby girl
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