Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 1hSome of you weren’t called “big boned” by your mother for your whole childhood and it shows. 051
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 2hMy favorite thing that Betty does is when I wake her up she looks at me like how dare you then buries her head back under the blanket or pillow 020
Reposted by Mommy Long LegsKelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 5hThe Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet. 552585356
Reposted by Mommy Long LegsAwlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 4hDon't fucking act like it's not most of you, if it wasn't most of you maybe shit would actually be different by now but look the fuck around at how it's not 031
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 5hHey if you’re wondering how it’s going with my nephew living with my parents, not great. 090
Reposted by Mommy Long Legs✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 8hBecause men don’t want to admit that what they consider “normal” or “boys being boys” is actually assault or rape because they don’t want to admit they’ve mostly done something exactly like that 1135
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 11hWhat are men going to say now that Lindsey Clancy’s attorney said that she never admitted to killing her kids? 021
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Choir sucked but these cookies were really good 1140
Reposted by Mommy Long LegsCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth. 272480538
Reposted by Mommy Long Legspremium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and if it’s not you then it’s not you, that’s great you don’t need to announce it 0222
Reposted by Mommy Long Legspremium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Men are freaking out over the IG girlies going after all 57 dudes in the group chat bc they themselves have been party to those same group chats before. simple. 3274
Reposted by Mommy Long Legspremium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026women are disposable and men are the only people with true value in our society. we pretend like this isn’t true, but it is. hurts to be reminded of it every time though. 0121
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What’s so interesting about dating is that I use to struggle with feeling worthy enough and now I’m like none of you mother fuckers deserve me. 1140
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kinsley went to her first homecoming with her first broken bone 😭 050
Reposted by Mommy Long LegsEli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Might fuck around and take a nap 041
Reposted by Mommy Long LegsSassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 25/09/2026💯 “Feminism doesn’t hate men: it hates abusers, aggressors, sexists, misogynists, femicide perpetrators, pedophiles, and freeloaders. And good men aren’t bothered by this, because they hate them too.” 2222498
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I thought I was going to do yoga sculpt after my ride but my back is lulling me 1110
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gonna change my hinge to all Pics of me blonde and see what happens 000
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My friend from London just called and said “You should just move here and we’ll get married.” And listen… 030
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I want to decorate for fall and go thrifting but also I don’t want to leave the couch. 2100
Reposted by Mommy Long Legsutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/09/2026Dairy farms in Kansas? Raided. Barton County? Texts about entire hotel blocks rented out by feds for the next weeks. It is a pogrom. This is called a pogrom. 2653211
Reposted by Mommy Long Legspremium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026and everyone yells at me when i say you need to be getting STI tested on the reg 7352
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Getting my oil changed and they are like are you aware you need new tires. Are you aware that I’d rather drive into oncoming traffic than spend that kind of money today? 140
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This didn’t have the flavor I wanted it to and now I’m mad 140
Reposted by Mommy Long Legs✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Genuinely begging men on the internet to remember it’s okay to have inside thoughts 042
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me to my client- Whose tires do I have to slash to get a man to love me?! 040
Reposted by Mommy Long LegsAwlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I feel like people were always trying to beef with you for some reason and you just returned fire (appropriate) 111
Reposted by Mommy Long Legspremium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you haven’t met everyone who will love you yet 4638
Reposted by Mommy Long LegsBig Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I feel so awful for his parents. Those kids ain't talking and nobody is really searching for the truth. 23021
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I made my nephew come over to help me get my totes of fall decor out of my storage closet but now I have no motivation to decorate. 040
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ope I’m an asshole. But yall already knew that. 030
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I ever like a man again, please shove me into oncoming traffic. 050
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I was screaming about my hatred for men and the patriarchy to my client and my watch told me to turn the volume down. 050
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We live in a country where people think Trump is a good president and that Patrick Clancy is innocent. I want off this ride. 040
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We’ve reached the season where I want to delete this app but then how will you all know that I’m still cute?! 2260
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I had a new client the other night and she told me “I would never date a woman who had visible tattoos, bright hair or facial piercings.” 420