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Mommy Long Legs

@msheatherbeaver.bsky.social
771 followers 142 following 6.7K posts

Single, Sterile and ready to get feral *probably not you

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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 1h
Some of you weren’t called “big boned” by your mother for your whole childhood and it shows.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 2h
I’m sad this was the last season of Outer Banks
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 2h
I mean, how dare I?!?
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 2h
My favorite thing that Betty does is when I wake her up she looks at me like how dare you then buries her head back under the blanket or pillow
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 5h
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 4h
Don't fucking act like it's not most of you, if it wasn't most of you maybe shit would actually be different by now but look the fuck around at how it's not
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 5h
Hey if you’re wondering how it’s going with my nephew living with my parents, not great.
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 8h
Because men don’t want to admit that what they consider “normal” or “boys being boys” is actually assault or rape because they don’t want to admit they’ve mostly done something exactly like that
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 9h
I’m wet
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 11h
What are men going to say now that Lindsey Clancy’s attorney said that she never admitted to killing her kids?
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Choir sucked but these cookies were really good
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and if it’s not you then it’s not you, that’s great you don’t need to announce it
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Men are freaking out over the IG girlies going after all 57 dudes in the group chat bc they themselves have been party to those same group chats before. simple.
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
women are disposable and men are the only people with true value in our society. we pretend like this isn’t true, but it is. hurts to be reminded of it every time though.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What’s so interesting about dating is that I use to struggle with feeling worthy enough and now I’m like none of you mother fuckers deserve me.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kinsley went to her first homecoming with her first broken bone 😭
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might fuck around and take a nap
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💯 “Feminism doesn’t hate men: it hates abusers, aggressors, sexists, misogynists, femicide perpetrators, pedophiles, and freeloaders. And good men aren’t bothered by this, because they hate them too.”
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bri is home!!!!!
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought I was going to do yoga sculpt after my ride but my back is lulling me
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna change my hinge to all Pics of me blonde and see what happens
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My friend from London just called and said “You should just move here and we’ll get married.” And listen…
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want to decorate for fall and go thrifting but also I don’t want to leave the couch.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/09/2026
Dairy farms in Kansas? Raided. Barton County? Texts about entire hotel blocks rented out by feds for the next weeks. It is a pogrom. This is called a pogrom.
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and everyone yells at me when i say you need to be getting STI tested on the reg
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting my oil changed and they are like are you aware you need new tires. Are you aware that I’d rather drive into oncoming traffic than spend that kind of money today?
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No makeup, no filter…
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This didn’t have the flavor I wanted it to and now I’m mad
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genuinely begging men on the internet to remember it’s okay to have inside thoughts
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me to my client- Whose tires do I have to slash to get a man to love me?!
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like people were always trying to beef with you for some reason and you just returned fire (appropriate)
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What is this, 2014?
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That was a lovely nap. 🙃
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She’s a vibe
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In what world?!?!
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are you fall loving freaks happy now?
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you haven’t met everyone who will love you yet
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel so awful for his parents. Those kids ain't talking and nobody is really searching for the truth.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I made my nephew come over to help me get my totes of fall decor out of my storage closet but now I have no motivation to decorate.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ope I’m an asshole. But yall already knew that.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I ever like a man again, please shove me into oncoming traffic.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was screaming about my hatred for men and the patriarchy to my client and my watch told me to turn the volume down.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Burn it all down.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We live in a country where people think Trump is a good president and that Patrick Clancy is innocent. I want off this ride.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m full of rage.
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’ve reached the season where I want to delete this app but then how will you all know that I’m still cute?!
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bike bootcamp is no joke
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had a new client the other night and she told me “I would never date a woman who had visible tattoos, bright hair or facial piercings.”
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Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just living up to my screen name
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