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Not really smart, just nerd-coded. Analyst, reluctant grad student. Banner image - xkcd.com/1163 | @xkcd.com

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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 5h
To this day I don’t know who Jason Waterfalls is, nor why he needs to stick to rivers and lakes
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 11h
What the fuck man
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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 13h
The State Emergency Service of Ukraine reported that the death toll from the Russian strike on a residential building in Pryluky, Chernihiv Region, has risen to 18. Among the dead are four children.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 06/10/2026
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OpenAI agents tried to hack Wikipedia tools and flooded it with traffic
The reports of OpenAI agents harming 3rd party sites keep coming.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Ukrainian Defense Forces FPV drone struck a rocket-assisted Shahed launcher just as Russians were posing for a photo next to it.
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Caolan Robertson @caolanrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that there is a city in Europe where Russian drones hunt civilians 24/7.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/10/2026
(sighs) So, oil is assessed on two key metrics
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 01/10/2026
It is enormously frustrating that we have the ability right now to drop global HIV transmission to 0, effectively eliminating it as a disease, and we just… don’t.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Update - used this as an excuse to build a modern tower, so now I can upscale all my 10-year old games! Then found a replacement board for the old laptop for $200 and surgery was successful; so now I’m up a computer. Still need to replace the router.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watched a cool video about current events that I’m sure won’t spark any aggressive discourse. Have fun! youtu.be/_HBLAdk-5uc?...
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What AI Agents do when we aren’t watching
YouTube video by Alberta Tech
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
Men yearn to operate a large contraption by flipping switches and pushing buttons and turning knobs
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was in line standing behind a guy who looked exactly like Hugh Jackman, but built like a Mr. Olympia. He caught my eyes and gave the “oh boy, here we go” look of exasperation. I tapped my wife and said “Honey, it’s Huge Jacked-man!” and he let out a massive belly laugh. Still proud of that.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are levels of willful incompetence that are not criminalized, but absolutely should be
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wouldn’t wish knowledge of this on my 20 year old self
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did @faineg.bsky.social show him the sankey diagram?
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Pietro Biroli @pietrobiroli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spending more money in schools works. It takes *a lot* of time, but it raises wages and GDP per capita around 30 yrs later, just as we should expect
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lol Trump overseeing the biggest reduction in US hegemony in a century by screaming America First!!1! into a microphone while shitting his diaper
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I will not say a sarcastic thing that will make people yell at me. I will not insert myself into disputes uninvited. I will not lecture people who do not want to listen. I will not exacerbate the anger and anxiety of others. I will write this down to hold myself to it. Then I will get dinner.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
During a thunderstorm yesterday a surge appears to have fried my thunderbolt dock and through it my router and the IO ports on my PC. Everything was plugged into surge protection, but somehow the dock and things connected to it are the only casualties. So that fucking sucks.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 08/09/2026
freedom is worth fighting for.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If trans troops are so incompetent that it’s essential for readiness to kick them out, why do they have to dig deep into medical records to find out who’s trans? Wouldn’t it be obvious who was underperforming?
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Sean @huckelcommasean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No hot bug lady
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wait, butterbars are gonna walk around as a one-star? Hahahahahahaha
Rank structure showing O-1 as a one star, and O-7 as a four star, surely not likely to confuse anyone. Just the dumbest motherfuckers imaginable.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I feel like we’re overdue for a very strong backlash to the whole “laws that protect but do not bind” period of civilization
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe I can score a point off Serena Williams
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Scott Kersey, art fella @scottkersey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And enormous Tim who could not be killed by conventional weapons
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Kristin Louise Raught Photography 🌀 @kristinlraught.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tonight’s moonrise over Seattle was filtered through layers of smoke and haze, giving the moon that deep orange glow as it climbed behind the Space Needle. The clouds drifting across it made the whole scene feel especially dramatic Sunday night.
Orange full moon rising through smoky haze and dark clouds above Seattle, with the illuminated Space Needle and city skyline below.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/08/2026
Man fuck anyone who tries to do this to my man Brad Lander for clout. Why would anyone serious want to ally themselves with you if this is how you’re going to act toward your allies?
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/08/2026
Hey get a load of this guy
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today in badly-worded headlines: www.scmp.com/news/people-...
South China Morning Post.
Taiwan man wins lawsuit but gets jailed for recording wife's affair with robot vacuum.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026
Orlando, circa 2027
This post is dedicated to the brave Freedom Fighters of Florida
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 27/08/2026
🔴 Russian troops have executed at least 345 Ukrainian soldiers after they surrendered, official reports show. 🔗 united24media.com/war-in-ukrai...
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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Russian man went to war to kill Ukrainians. He complained that he was bored, but that eventually changed.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 26/08/2026
"Rockstar spent years on the ground in Miami and surrounding areas for research" This is why I support better working conditions for games industry workers. No one should have to spend years in Miami.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well shit, this fucking sucks
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have some Goats.😍
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i profoundly dislike betraying our allies
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Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Three former CIA officers, keepers of the country’s most valuable secrets, warn that Trump is systematically purging LGBTQ+ people from the most sensitive positions in the government. It's a national security threat. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
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Former CIA officers warn Trump's administration is reviving the Lavender Scare
Three intelligence veterans say the agency’s dismantling of LGBTQ+ programs threatens national security and reverses decades of hard-won progress.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Said as someone who will never achieve nirvana (turning around a project in 20 minutes that last year would have taken you all day)
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Sebastian Bae @sebastianbae.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I did not have the PLA Navy playing my "Littoral Commander Indo-Pacific" #wargame on one of their ships on my bingo card for 2026. Absolutely wild. 🎲 #wargaming
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