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Not really smart, just nerd-coded. Analyst, reluctant grad student. Banner image - xkcd.com/1163 | @xkcd.com

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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 15h
To this day I don’t know who Jason Waterfalls is, nor why he needs to stick to rivers and lakes
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 22h
What the fuck man
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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 23h
The State Emergency Service of Ukraine reported that the death toll from the Russian strike on a residential building in Pryluky, Chernihiv Region, has risen to 18. Among the dead are four children.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly the most CIA thing about this story
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 06/10/2026
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OpenAI agents tried to hack Wikipedia tools and flooded it with traffic
The reports of OpenAI agents harming 3rd party sites keep coming.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It certainly seems like a lifestyle for 20-something professionals with no kids. Once my kid was born I’d take a 50-year old nanny over a 25-year old girlfriend without hesitation.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy shit my wife would kill me and a jury of my own family wouldn’t convict her. Not to mention I had zero energy to fool around either at that point.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Ukrainian Defense Forces FPV drone struck a rocket-assisted Shahed launcher just as Russians were posing for a photo next to it.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lobotomy?
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Caolan Robertson @caolanrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that there is a city in Europe where Russian drones hunt civilians 24/7.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/10/2026
(sighs) So, oil is assessed on two key metrics
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It does make it slightly annoying to use things like my WiFi inspection camera
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Temporary boats are less fun then temporary aircraft though
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At one point I tried to get in wi the a remote SCADA networking company but couldn’t break in without more experience. Those guys get PAID paid.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 01/10/2026
It is enormously frustrating that we have the ability right now to drop global HIV transmission to 0, effectively eliminating it as a disease, and we just… don’t.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been in a DC bar bathroom, they definitely piss foul water into…. oh wait data centers. Carry on.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve never felt so competent
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be fair I’d expect them to have decent stocks
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If her teacher made her skip recess to rewrite it I might lose it.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My kindergartener has to read a short story each night. Fair enough. But she also has to write the title, author, illustrator, main characters, setting, and main events of one story each week. I don’t know how many kindergarteners know what an illustrator is.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Update - used this as an excuse to build a modern tower, so now I can upscale all my 10-year old games! Then found a replacement board for the old laptop for $200 and surgery was successful; so now I’m up a computer. Still need to replace the router.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watched a cool video about current events that I’m sure won’t spark any aggressive discourse. Have fun! youtu.be/_HBLAdk-5uc?...
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What AI Agents do when we aren’t watching
YouTube video by Alberta Tech
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
Men yearn to operate a large contraption by flipping switches and pushing buttons and turning knobs
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have my hopes then, because AWESOME!
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Listen, I’m gonna do my part and vote for Nixon (man that’s a weird thing to say), but I’m not holding my breath come election night
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was in line standing behind a guy who looked exactly like Hugh Jackman, but built like a Mr. Olympia. He caught my eyes and gave the “oh boy, here we go” look of exasperation. I tapped my wife and said “Honey, it’s Huge Jacked-man!” and he let out a massive belly laugh. Still proud of that.
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m about 12 miles from where I grew up because when college opportunities imploded I got a job in local government to “hold me over” that paid for my eventual degree, and I kept advancing and getting paid more while friends kept getting laid off
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’re in a multi level simulation that serves as creators for the next level, complete with their own creation myths. We are descendants of gods ascending to our place atop the….. Oh shit, my buzz is wearing off what was I saying?
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honestly on you for buying “cat beds” from people who are not cats
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve got 2x4s and ratchet straps, and have done many unadvised (but effective) things with them
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I regret to inform you that the thin mints ones are amazing
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are levels of willful incompetence that are not criminalized, but absolutely should be
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Work from home has really taken off apparently
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh shit, that fucking sucks
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
With an error rate that would make a network admin sepuku
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wouldn’t wish knowledge of this on my 20 year old self
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just throwing down on main, I can’t even be mad
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What’s that sound? It sounds like London’s crying again
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did @faineg.bsky.social show him the sankey diagram?
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
True in many areas of life
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@ed3d.net might be able to create a polykitten fork
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Pietro Biroli @pietrobiroli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spending more money in schools works. It takes *a lot* of time, but it raises wages and GDP per capita around 30 yrs later, just as we should expect
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sounds like an alignment issue, have you tried a harness?
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🫈💻 @sasquatech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And if a plurality of this country wants to shit on the global rule of law every four years it’s probably in our interest to have a strong global counterweight to those tendencies that isn’t an authoritarian regime
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