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Santillatron

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Good Omens fan. I like making stuff.

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 21h
Stop the boats but the A in boats is crossed out with a Musk X to say BOTS
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Lydia @lunapuella.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband and his friends realised they thought they were good guys but still made like, ironic-sexist jokes. They introduced the 'sexism snake' where wherever one of them made a sexist comment or joke, the others would just start hissing. Didn't need to get into an argument about it, just hissing.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A curse on companies that sell kids’ snacks in packs of less than five.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BBC Ghosts. Don’t get me wrong, I’m very excited about the film and I’m sure I’d have loved more episodes, but they tied up all the loose ends and character stories so it was the right time to stop.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some unintentional Good Omens.
A fairly simple illustration of a cake with candles shaped like the number twenty on the top. The cake has NGK printed on the side. It’s meant to be highlighting that National Geographic Kids turns twenty.
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Izzy Kamikaze @izzykamikaze.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of my favourite and a great example of the way he twists English language to his will.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I say, I say, I say, why are fanfic writers like vigilantes? Because they take the lore into their own hands!
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😅😅🔥🇨🇦 #Canada #LakeOntario
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can thoroughly recommend all of these.
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Naniiebim Leeds Unleashed 18th @naniiebim.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
01/11/19 #naniiebimGOart My lasting impression from the Bluray rewatch of GoodOmens Storyboard Aziraphale and Crowley.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kid told me he overheard two 19(ish) year old boys cycling past and discussing Granny Weatherwax. The kids might just be alright.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My kiddo got stopped recently because she had a weighted toy and the beans in the toy apparently look really suspicious to the x-ray.
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Craig Watson @cwatson.org · 12/08/2026
End-to-end solar eclipse timelapse, taken using a SeeStar S30 from Bristol, UK (yes, I know the start wasn’t centred!) 😁 #solareclipse #eclipse2026
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

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can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

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Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

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he look like stick (2/2)
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Look I know I am not saying anything new here but I am *raging* that a bunch of self-proclaimed 'feminists' are in fact doing the work of patriarchy by trying to force us all back to a place where women must conform to a narrow set of stereotyped standards. FUCK OFF. I LIVED THROUGH THE '90S.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You say that but immediately after doing so my kid(s) always get given a project from school that needs one so… no.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Standing up, managed to fumble my phone and smashed it into one corner of my kneecap. So painful I had to crack out the labour breathing. And now it hurts to move it. What the fuck. I didn’t even hit it that hard. And it was my good knee.
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.
Man yelling into bored woman's ear in nightclub meme captioned 

I can summarize that for you
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
benniedotgay - 

now that right wingers are hyperfixated on trans people it seems like they can't see a beautiful woman anymore without thinking about cock, and tbh, thats funny as hell
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MinnJES | Free Fallin' 🪄🎩🐰 @minnjes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BUY A CLUE
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SSS @shit-shippers-say.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
just so we are all clear: using AI to write fanfic is EMBARRASSING. this is a hobby people have been partaking in for decades. the most prolific fanfics you’ll read were probably written by some teen hiding under their blankets at 3am on a school night. substituting passion with AI makes you a LOSER
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Gladstone's Library @gladlib.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Did you know? Gladstone's Library is a residential library! We have 26 bedrooms, an on-site restaurant and a comfortable guest lounge and residents can access our silent Reading Rooms from 9am-10pm 7 days a week! 🗓️ Book today by going to our website and clicking 'Rest'.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ye brynge to mynde the babe. What babe? That babe wyth the knowlech. What knowlech? The knowlech of sorcerye. Sorcerye? Assuredlye! Assuredlye what? Brynge to mynde the babe.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Received my art book from @naniiebim.bsky.social this week and omg I love it. Such a gorgeous mix of hilarious and tender. Also special mention for a specific patch in the back.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yes it’s unbearable hot but I have also managed to pre-wash my entire fabric stash.
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Dr Jamie Gallagher @jamiebgall.co.uk · 26/06/2026
Hey Westminster, your people are burning. The pavement temperature registering over 61 degrees at parts of Westminster bridge. Normally people stand out on thermal camera as they are hot. Now they stand out as islands of coolness.
A thermal image taken on Westminster brave. The ground temp shows 56.8 degrees and is white. People passing are blue and green. A thermal image. Spot detector shows 61.3 degrees.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
it's always cute when Americans are like "LOL. Europe. we put aircon in ancient buildings ALL THE TIME it's easy." then you look and they mean sticking window units in some wooden buildings younger than my wardrobe.
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Proper commitment to leaving
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Ash 🐈‍⬛✨🐦‍⬛ @wildistheash.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Some Rocky Mountains ambience for the timeline
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Malcolm D. @mdpb53.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing. They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion.
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Black Bird's Flowing Walk
ALT: Black Bird's Flowing Walk
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You will not convince me that the sculptor didn’t know exactly what he was making here.
Ancient Roman sculpture, later amended to represent the God of the river Tiber, in white marble. He is reclined, with one knee up, and cradling what is apparently a long cornucopia, but in reality we can all tell it just appears that he’s admiring his own massive, erect phallus. Its the length of his arm.
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Alex Partridge @alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Anakin and Padme. Top left corner “British houses are poorly insulated and cold in winter” top right “so they’re cool in the summer right?”
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The Terry Pratchett Estate @terrypratchett.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#HowDoTheyRiseUp #Glorious25thMay #Discworld
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
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Excellent! Bill and Ted's Air Guitar Moment
Alt: A young Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves as Bill and Ted (of fictional band Wild Stallions) doing their signature air guitar.
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Chell 🔮✨️🎃 @cjm-timelord11.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They find each other in every universe. Even kid's books 🤍🖤 (The Cool Bean by Jory John and Pete Oswald) #GO3spoilers
An illustrated chickpea with a bowtie and a kidney bean with a leather jacket play on a swing. They look a lot like Aziraphale and Crowley
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.
David Attenborough and one of his creations.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Lucy Worsley @lucyworsley.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Friends, let's play a round of 'Which Lovely Library?' #WhichLovelyLibrary is this?
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A CD player doesn’t need me to set up yet another fucking account.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Me and the bros joining in with the Breaking News Bips when It Happens www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7MD...
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Weatherman Owain Plays EPIC BBC News Theme for Children in Need Drumathon with his fellow Drummers
YouTube video by Geneva London
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