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Good Omens fan. I like making stuff.

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Ilanin @ilanin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Movie posters that could only be put up in British railway stations, one of a series of probably one.
An ad for a ghost movie with the tagline "See it. Séance. Haunted."; a reference to the British Transport Police's long-running "See it. Say it. Sorted." ads encouraging the public to report anything vaguely suspicious.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 22h
Stop the boats but the A in boats is crossed out with a Musk X to say BOTS
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Got my flu jab booked for this week. Not eligible for the covid booster here unfortunately!
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He should be feeling *all* the shame because none of it belongs to you.
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Lydia @lunapuella.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband and his friends realised they thought they were good guys but still made like, ironic-sexist jokes. They introduced the 'sexism snake' where wherever one of them made a sexist comment or joke, the others would just start hissing. Didn't need to get into an argument about it, just hissing.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m sure you’re already on it, but if you’re wearing sunscreen all year round please make sure you’re taking vitamin D supplements as your body won’t be making any.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sandwiches are no longer available for take away, you have to eat on the premises. Plates carry an additional charge.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Varying cutlery can make it interesting, eating with chopsticks, or using toothpicks or skewers to spike small stuff. And cookie cutters can make lots of food more interesting shapes.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also I’m not a morning person so I eat the same thing for breakfast every day. I don’t have to think about it and I’m not awake enough to care. If you’re better in the mornings could always have an exciting breakfast and routine tea.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make bigger evening meals and have leftovers for lunch. Fewer steps to chuck something in a microwave and heat it. You don’t actually have to assemble sandwiches. Toast and butter the bread and eat the fillings separately if you need to.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A curse on companies that sell kids’ snacks in packs of less than five.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Loving the halo falling off 😆
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Crowley would be the anti-apostrophiser, deliberately putting them where they’re not meant to be 😆
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BBC Ghosts. Don’t get me wrong, I’m very excited about the film and I’m sure I’d have loved more episodes, but they tied up all the loose ends and character stories so it was the right time to stop.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some unintentional Good Omens.
A fairly simple illustration of a cake with candles shaped like the number twenty on the top. The cake has NGK printed on the side. It’s meant to be highlighting that National Geographic Kids turns twenty.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So you have to go to school but we can work on comfy uniform, plenty of regulation activities at home, and tools to use at school like loop(or similar) ear plugs, blutak etc. Stay strong, they’ll get there.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ugh I feel this one. One way of thinking that I have found helpful is: you are a balloon and life is going to come at you with a variety of pins. Dealing with the smaller, manageable ones helps you deal with the bigger, unavoidable ones better. Learning which pins you can remove is the key!
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Izzy Kamikaze @izzykamikaze.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I only had three apparently but all mine were taken under general before they erupted. They were growing sideways as my jaw is too small. If you can get them done all at once then definitely recommend. Recovery is never going to be great but at least you only have to do it once.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of my favourite and a great example of the way he twists English language to his will.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That is ridiculously beautiful.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I say, I say, I say, why are fanfic writers like vigilantes? Because they take the lore into their own hands!
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😅😅🔥🇨🇦 #Canada #LakeOntario
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can thoroughly recommend all of these.
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Naniiebim Leeds Unleashed 18th @naniiebim.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
01/11/19 #naniiebimGOart My lasting impression from the Bluray rewatch of GoodOmens Storyboard Aziraphale and Crowley.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This! How have we gone from everyone needs to do their part to conserve energy and water, to the ravenous behemoths that are data centres! I know the answer is ‘money’ but I’m still pissed off.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yep. Definitely been there.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kid told me he overheard two 19(ish) year old boys cycling past and discussing Granny Weatherwax. The kids might just be alright.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My kiddo got stopped recently because she had a weighted toy and the beans in the toy apparently look really suspicious to the x-ray.
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Craig Watson @cwatson.org · 12/08/2026
End-to-end solar eclipse timelapse, taken using a SeeStar S30 from Bristol, UK (yes, I know the start wasn’t centred!) 😁 #solareclipse #eclipse2026
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Menthol and capsaicin trigger different nerve endings so it’ll certainly be distracting if that’s what you’re after…
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

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can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

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Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

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he look like stick (2/2)
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Look I know I am not saying anything new here but I am *raging* that a bunch of self-proclaimed 'feminists' are in fact doing the work of patriarchy by trying to force us all back to a place where women must conform to a narrow set of stereotyped standards. FUCK OFF. I LIVED THROUGH THE '90S.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They must have encountered Horace 😆
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You say that but immediately after doing so my kid(s) always get given a project from school that needs one so… no.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
And that they feel no shame.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeeeeah low angle isn’t doing anyone any favours. It’s meant to be a flattering angle for men, but for women it’s terrible, so it’s not you, it’s definitely the crappy photographer. No woman looks good from that angle.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Then that was a shitty photographer. Also worth noting your mental image of yourself is your mirror image so photos always look weird. Try flipping the image and see how you feel about it.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I sometimes brush my teeth earlier in the evening when I can cope with the sensory better. You can get flossing sticks that look a bit like a slingshot so no fingers. Music makes dopamine so chores are easier and apparently video game music shorts out executive dysfunction to get you started.
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Standing up, managed to fumble my phone and smashed it into one corner of my kneecap. So painful I had to crack out the labour breathing. And now it hurts to move it. What the fuck. I didn’t even hit it that hard. And it was my good knee.
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.
Man yelling into bored woman's ear in nightclub meme captioned 

I can summarize that for you
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Santillatron @santillatron.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m sure I’ve heard Rob say he was getting very into ships (the big floaty kind) and there was going to be a story set at sea and I am honestly absolutely gutted we never got it.
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