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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

you crumple to the floor and, though you know you're dying, you feel only calm. clips of your life's happiest moments ease you into the void. a woman in a pantsuit eats a salad. three office guys surround one computer. a meeting is going really well. hey wait this is all stock footage. what the f—

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

You dismissed Mr. Melvoin as your counsel and hired me because his hand shook after his stroke. It made you nervous.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

all else aside, I think this was the start of a shift for a lot of people- realizing their government was absolutely capable of helping them, but actively choosing not to

There was a brief moment of relief from pandemic stimulus checks
This challenge is longstanding: More than 40% of households were not able to afford what they needed almost every year from 2014 to 2024, according to the report, except for in 2021 and
2022. During those years, Americans' bank accounts were boosted by federal stimulus checks and other forms of government aid meant to help with the COVID-19 pandemic recovery.
Yet the economic health of households relapsed in 2022, when inflation spiked and those federal assistance programs began to expire, shrinking the social safety net at the same time millions of families were moving closer to the edge.

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack.

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Van Halen Faith no More Billy Idol G Love and Special Sauce George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars Wu-Tang Clan The Ramones Anthrax Dream Theater Beastie Boys

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Me: Peppers aren't pickled while they're still on the vine. So what kind of bullshit are they trying to sell us with this Peter Piper story? Funeral Director: No, I meant do you have any questions about the service.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Adriana telling Christopher that she was an FBI informant.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

nobody is going to remember your bluesky posts, they will recall if you had the courage to stand up in the House and put your name on things

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Wacky comedy group The Slipnutz open for Slipknot at the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey (2005)

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Slightly diminish a band: Minivan Halen

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

His pardons are illegitimate. His appointments are illegitimate. His signing of laws is illegitimate. His orders are illegitimate. All of it. Whatever de facto power he might have, it's all de jure null and void. The office of president of the United States is vacant. He is an illegitimate usurper.

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Fuck you, pay me, Charlie Brown.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 12/10/2025

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

The actor who was on "Freaks & Geeks" and "Bones" came into CVS when I was working, but I didn't see him because I couldn't not stare at his outrageously hot girlfriend.

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary Movie

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

They don't even card people anymore, they just ask "what is Pluto?"

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Devin Thomas O’Shea @devintoshea.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

I’m very glad the protests are big, I’m heartened by them, but the Democratic Party doesn’t deserve all these people putting their bodies in the streets, and they can’t be allowed to highjack that energy, and neutralize it like they did last time

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I don't understand how dem leaders look at a senator being tackled at a noem briefing and say, "we need answers." You have the answers. You need to do something.

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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

There was a wonderful woman named Emma Shafer. In her way too short life, she fought for the environment, for immigrants, for her Springfield, IL community. Her memory is truly a blessing. Kristi Noem went to her home today and used Emma’s tragic murder to push her racist, fascist agenda.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

There's a case to be made for keeping the teacher and deporting this idiot.

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

God damn, how can you be this bad at such an important job?

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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 15/03/2025

tw: cancer I'm going to share the post of a family friend who has late stage cancer and will be directly affected by cuts to NIH. She is speaking out during the time she has. She wants people to know the human cost. Her name is Caroline. This is her post:

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

🎶 the way you work it is adequate... Some diggity 🎶

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Is that the only alternative to giving 20 year olds access to my SSN and my Dad's Medicaid payments? Then yes. But if not.... Still yes.

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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Bishop Mariann Budde's extraordinary sermon calling out Trump also gives Dems language to highlight his coming immigration horrors. Its impact shows there's still a way to reach people's decency and humanity. On the pod, we dig into this. Listen in this link: newrepublic.com/article/1905...

newrepublic.com

Trump Angered by Female Bishop’s Stunning Criticism Right to His Face

As the Bishop of Washington irks Trump with a sermon calling for “mercy” toward migrants, a leading immigration advocate reflects on whether decency can effectively combat authoritarian cruelty.

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Sir a second prince kneels before you

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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I wouldn't suggest posting hole without one of these bad boys

a post hole digger (new) with pine handles and painted black blades

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Create a sense of mystery by adding "but not the erotic kind" whenever you tell someone your job.

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Lisa Schmeiser @lschmeiser.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

The warning about "decivilization" didn't come after any one of a number of school shootings. It didn't come after January 6. It was after a health insurance company CEO's shooting wasn't received with national mourning: www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

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Decivilization May Already Be Under Way

The brazen murder of a CEO in Midtown Manhattan—and the cheering reaction to his execution—amounts to a blinking-and-blaring warning signal for a society that has become already too inured to bloodshe...

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Love to ban trans women from capitol restrooms in order to “protect women and girls” while suppressing a report about the incoming attorney general paying for the statutory rape of a minor while in congress and showing women’s nudes on the House floor

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Captain Teebs @sanfordson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024