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@samreynard.bsky.social
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
ever been so sedentary that you missed out on an asthma diagnosis
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I just think that you should be able to block songs and artists on streaming platforms so that I never have to listen to artists I know I will never ever want to listen to when an album ends
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
chicken run 2: rooster, i hardly know her
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 06/06/2026
cat feesh now forward facing
stylized "catfish" design featuring a chibi fish with a cat like head labeled catfih. it has coloration similar to calico cats and koi fish
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
the single best thing to come out of a little free library is a cookbook: Vegetable Kingdom by Bryant Terry
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I was wondering where my cat spent her time while I was on vacation (cat tax below)
A computer chair with a pillow, all of which are covered in cat hair
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bringing down capitalism by revealing to American men that Dr Pepper is actually a lady doctor and has been for several years already and they didn’t clock her
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 25/05/2026
more shronks
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
sometimes girl dinner is several castelvetrano olives and a handful of pepperoni slices at 10:30pm
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
baby
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/05/2026
Rawbraining it
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
so cool when you’re just sitting in a place and then your cat comes over to purr and present their tiny little forehead for kisses, that’s what life is all about
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Jon Poole @total2total.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Morning 😂.
Cat biting a picture.
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Sam J Miller @sentencebender.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The discourse around "This is a tell for AI writing" really only serves the AI bros, because (they believe) it will tell them how to change the AI to make it indistinguishable from a human. We need to keep our em dashes. Our rules of three. The tell for AI is: is it hollow, does it say nothing.
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
Panel 1: Ami Mizuno saying to her friends, "I need you all to swear..."

Panel 2: All rhe girls saying, "FUCJ." with varying keels of enthusias.

Panel 2: Ami, flustered, saying, "Nghh!! Like, a promise??" And an offscreen voice saying, "ooh"
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
prince robot iv
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/05/2026
why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else
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[⬛⬛⬛REDACTED⬛⬛⬛] @mltcougdad.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Mariners gonna #Mariber
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty
Christina Koch wearing her blue NASA astronaut jacket over an orange shirt holding a ~2-foot tall stuffed toy Gritty in an astronaut suit, while standing in what appears to be a box suite at the Flyers game
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
calico cat in a cat tree looking down at a dieffenbachia plant
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/05/2026
I hope she is sitting in her mold castle having just the worst day because of this
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Shock @theshockwave48.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Absolute Wonder Woman ⚔️ #art #wonderwoman
Drawing of Absolute Wonder Woman that uses red as negative space on her right arm tattoo and torso armour. She is carrying her sword on her left shoulder and facing the right of the image
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I shall be your light-2024 May she lead you out of this darkness. Hold on, brave knight.
Artwork, my art. Digital. A mage women with lit candles on her head and pink human skeletons around her
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Kepano Kolohe @alala55.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, an Agatha Christie novel, an alluring rainstorm, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of freshly-baked emotional support scones?
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
did not have “attend meeting a man named Magic Johnson” on my bingo card (obviously not that one)
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
gimme the booty!
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Duncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just played a CD.. All the songs were mixed to the same volume and, get this, no adverts at all. I'm telling you, this is the future.
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Scary Dan🎃👻💀🪣 BASTARD FOREVER🖤🔪 @nemox2001.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A photo of a split sausage with pieces of bun in the middle captioned Ain't nobody ready for the Doghot
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It is my duty to inform you that there are baby capybaras at the Sacramento Zoo
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
do it do it 🍖
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 02/05/2026
art should disturb the jagoffs and jack off the disturbed
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lilabrock @lilabrock.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
ayer fue el día internacional del jazz y me olvidé de subir esta belleza así que la subo ahora 🎷
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 26/04/2026
As every Star Trek fan knows, Dr. McCoy is a simple "country doctor" So he really should have been played by Karl Rural
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 25/09/2025
This has been such a wild year, most of us barely remember half of what's happened. Like it was just a few months ago the script for an unmade fourth Nolan Batman movie leaked called The Dark Knight Fucks. And nobody even talks about it now.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Donald Trump took away your Medicaid to build himself a gilded party room two acres in size.
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heyjude19.bsky.social @heyjude19.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
oh, no, thank you, we do not need to be giving money to plays* that will directly fund transphobia with the profits. (*obvi fill in any other official product in that universe bc yikes)
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 21/05/2025
"Schadenfreude" is one of those complicated German things. The gist of it is, if you see Freud's shadow, it means you have another two months of seeing phalluses everywhere.
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
pink carpet club
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sam @samreynard.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
tfw you book a window seat, but … well
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Ronan The Accuser @ronantheaccuser.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Leia @galaxyrabbit.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Ok #booksky, let’s talk. 👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books. 👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!
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snackowski @snackowska.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
there are so many books and only one me. how am i supposed to read them all?!?
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