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@samlindauer.bsky.social
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ceej @ceej.online · 5h
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 6h
Want to watch a team that can actually do something on offense. Thankfully I’ve got New York jets football tomorrow
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James @jsportss.bsky.social · 6h
Almost hard to comprehend how a professional baseball player can be *that* dumb to try and stretch that like Wells did. 2 outs, first hit of the game in the 8th inning with a full bench and the top of the order coming up. Insane.
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 6h
How many years must we see opposing teams literally laughing about Yankees baseball incompetence is the postseason. It’s a large enough sample size that it’s not an individual issue at this point
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 6h
Reupping this one
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 6h
please break up this no-hitter Austin Wells, it’s very embarrassing
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 6h
Just monumentally stupid. Also a Boone team signature
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 6h
I think if the Yankees get no-hit we should get a fired Aaron Boone, as a treat
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 6h
Reupping this one
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 6h
If the rays win, owners aren’t allowed to lock out the players
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 7h
Yankees gonna get no hit? Jeez the Red Sox stink
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 8h
Yankees game perfectly timed for me to miss nearly the whole thing because of bathtime/pj time/bedtime shenanigans
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 15h
More batters hit .300 in 2026 (7) than did in 1968 (6). I feel like there's a lot of people would be stunned by that. It certainly wasn't "but launch angle" back then, and it's not really now, either.
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Distracted boyfriend but it’s Sophie Cunningham pivoting from basketball to a podcast mic
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Captain America getting hypnotized by Koji Yakusho in Cure
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ngl the ina garten podcast is unironically a salve for me right now. just talking about your favorite spots in paris, new york, and the power of good ingredients with sofia coppola.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/10/2026
Sonny Gray who hates New York and stunk out loud for solely the seasons he played here, truly hold this L
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
someone get CC on BlueSky, his posting is too good to be burned over there
CC Sabathia posting an image of a Red Sox fan in a paper bag hat after the Yankees dusted them in the Wild Card Series
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Red Sux, imho
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godzilla jay @jaydestro.org · 01/10/2026
Chapman is just an incredible piece of shit human. I don’t care about his velocity or how much he can bench. He’s pure shit.
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
still got to get seven outs
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Eric Schultz @ericschul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shoutout again to Chad Tracy for taking out Sonny Gray at 70 pitches
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/10/2026
Yes. God yes
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Say it with me folks
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Garrett Crochet? more like Garrett GrossShit
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
spencer jones v fast for a giant
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can that homer not be looked at? looks like the fan reached over the fence
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On a soft single to center, you have to be ready for the batter who can run a little to try for a double. Just stupid baseball from Grisham
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No one: GMs of teams that won 72 games hosting a press conference no one asked for:
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware
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Not that you asked, but...
In no way do i agree with you.
Deborah is beautiful and extremely talented.
She is as smart as whip and a complete nerd.
Also incredibly kind.
How perfect she is!
And a good friend.
1 am a fan of God of War. I for one cannot wait to play the new game with my son.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 30/09/2026
The better complaint is that MLB scheduled their game for 4 p.m. on a workday. Do teams not do media training any longer?
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rich @dreadpiraterich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’ve been awfully down on the yankees but cam schlittler and ben rice shoving in the playoffs sure does activate my obnoxious yankees are winning the world series mode
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t do much better than that
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Ben Rice x Ben’s Original rice ad image
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love that the dudes from Massachusetts absolutely destroyed Boston tonight. They call it “the good shit”
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did not know an offense is allowed to do this
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well that was great
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Aaron Boone if he gives his first reliever a clean start to an inning
Sick ET covered in tubes
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cam Schlittler good
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First guessing this one
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Alex Speier @alexspeier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schlittler has matched a career high with 107 pitches. He has 10 strikeouts. The list of pitchers with two career 10K games against the Red Sox in the postseason: Bob Gibson Cam Schlittler
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leaving in cam. 👍
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I get pulling Schlittler but 🤷‍♂️
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you Red Sox for pulling the mustache guy
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Steve @stevesmith24.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Yankees offense has to put more runs on the board. Cam is starting to tire and I do not trust this bullpen to hold a 1 run lead.
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My thesis for years now has been that Aaron Boone teams do not just lose, they get embarrassed.
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There they are
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the Yankees should pivot from their “score one run and pray” strategy to a classic “score many runs, but still pray) strategy.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i crack liberty biberty's skull open and the goo runs everywhere, like the uncooked crab in castaway. i tilt my head back and drink deep the forbidden nectar of biberty goo. it tastes like the actuary tables of the devil and maybe tarragon
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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heliot Ramos Don’t Strike Out on Three Pitches Challenge.
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