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Sam Walker

@samicorn.bsky.social
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I was in college (and not that big) my mom took me to get these ear clip things that made you eat less. I got them, they didn't affect my appetite but gave me constant throbbing headaches until I removed them. She's 70 & wants to be on Ozempic so badly to 'lose just a little more weight'.
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Karen Dalton Beninato @kbeninato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Saw it in the window and couldn't resist." RIP Bob Mackie, creator of the funniest Carol Burnett entrance dress of all time.
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Carol Burnett's Iconic Curtain Rod Dress Sketch
Alt: Carol Burnett's Iconic Curtain Rod Dress Sketch
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I couldn't remember what a skylight was called, so I dubbed it a 'sun hole' which I do think is a better term.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Eternal Sunshine: Jim Carrey & Kate Winslet
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When I see a cat I have two questions: What is the cat doing? And can I pet the cat
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We really strayed from God’s light when we stopped featuring saxophones prominently in popular music.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These hats at Nordstrom Rack are…upsetting.
Baseball hat that reads ‘sounds like my husbands problem’Baseball hat that reads ‘sorry about my husband’
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
as a big boobs and good morals haver i think i speak for all if us when i say we will miss our leader
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There is some type of pheromone cologne that men where that causes me to have a crazy allergic fit of coughing, watery eyes and sneezing. I can’t smell it, but I feel it once it hits me.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
*in loud cockney accent*
Amy Poehler saying ‘I think I will, good lady’
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I was a big Michael Crichton fan growing up, and the book that has endured into adulthood for me is Sphere.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
TRUMP TAKE EGG / MAMDANI GIVE BANANA
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Based on trends in Soho and the LES, the aughts are back in fashion. And seemingly all of them at the same time, which is interesting.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A fitting chariot for such a champion.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 17/07/2026
MAD MAX FURY ROAD-ass sky
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just watched Adrian Brody try to get in whatever this is while wildfire smoke engulfs the city. NYC BABEEE
Convertible limo with rattan seats in Soho NYC
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I pinned this site to my browser and run things through it whenever I can't really tell. It's a bummer to have to check, but I'd rather just get it over with and find out. hivedetect.ai
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Detect AI-Generated And Deepfake Content | Hive Detect
Detect AI-generated and deepfake images, video and audio with Hive Detect — a web tool utilizing Hive's best-in-class AI-content detection models to analyze the authenticity of media.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The writing of 2026 is completely unhinged.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 27/06/2026
To every New Yorker with family in Venezuela: we are holding you close.   The devastating earthquakes this week have claimed hundreds of lives and left thousands more searching for loved ones. If you're able, here's how you can support relief efforts:
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How to help those impacted by the Venezuela earthquakes
Two powerful earthquakes have rocked Venezuela, killing at least 188 people and trapping at least 200 in buildings.
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Tammy Komoff @tammykomoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He's not wrong.
Ever realised how fucking surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Twenty-some-odd-years ago I was buying very expensive supplies for a project at Hobby Lobby that I really could not afford. They were still hand typing all prices in, and the cashier started entering in much cheaper prices cause 'these prices were just too insane.' I think of her regularly.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’d watch that.
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 14/06/2026
It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Shrinking feels like it’s in the same universe as Widow’s Bay but I stress has some sort of reverse curse where everything just works out.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Twenty-somethings have started dressing like I did in college which is giving me mini panic attacks about missing a class or having a paper that's due.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The knicks bring out everybody’s NYC loyalty. In a bar with some people who have been publicly “I cannot do a sport” and now are like fuck you that was legit block
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80s - Beetlejuice 90s - Fight Club 00s - The Royal Tenenbaums 10s - Young Adult 20s - Nope
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The Big Short Circuit
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Fight Club Dread
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Improv Photography Screenwriting Guitar This little dude
A miniature Mothman reading a cookbook in his cozy kitchen
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
wint ∞ @dril
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(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Addams family is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
IVE BEEN SAAYYYYIINNGGGG
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone.
Nandor from What We Do in Shadows holding a Superb Owl flyer
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Superstore 30 Rock Parks and Rec Somebody Somewhere Succession Watchmen Deadwood Mad Men Big Love Hacks Twin Peaks The Wire Fargo The Nanny Cheers
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
May we rage when we must & rest when we can. May we build the peace we so desperately need. May we turn our hands, in all things, to the justice peace requires. The only liberation is a shared liberation. May we have courage sufficient to build it. Shabbat shalom ❤️
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Fifth Circuit has ordered a halt to the mailing of abortion pills, cutting off the primary way that thousands of women have obtained safe abortions in the years since Dobbs and raising grave public health risks. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/01/w...
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Federal Appeals Court Temporarily Halts Abortion Pills by Mail
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Historians will note this is exactly what millions of Americans wanted, no matter the consequences: to retaliate against the country for electing a Black President by putting a huge racist in the White House who would constantly refer to every Black person he doesn't like as "low IQ."
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m shocked that this doesn’t have millions of views based solely on how often it runs through my head youtu.be/_I_-jAwJpok?...
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A Very Muppet Les Miserables
YouTube video by Friz Frizzle
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Mixed updates from my conservative dad: he now refers to Trump as a ‘dickhead,’ has also purchased an AR-15 ‘just cause.’
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My Monster was the most glorious tiniest beast.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/04/2026
The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Big fan of the wets.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
No Kings Protest, NYC
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