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Sam Walker

@samicorn.bsky.social
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These hats at Nordstrom Rack are…upsetting.
Baseball hat that reads ‘sounds like my husbands problem’Baseball hat that reads ‘sorry about my husband’
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
*in loud cockney accent*
Amy Poehler saying ‘I think I will, good lady’
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just watched Adrian Brody try to get in whatever this is while wildfire smoke engulfs the city. NYC BABEEE
Convertible limo with rattan seats in Soho NYC
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Improv Photography Screenwriting Guitar This little dude
A miniature Mothman reading a cookbook in his cozy kitchen
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone.
Nandor from What We Do in Shadows holding a Superb Owl flyer
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My Monster was the most glorious tiniest beast.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Big fan of the wets.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
No Kings Protest, NYC
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Opened a PDF and noticed this new monstrosity:
screencap that says 'all tools: generate podcast"
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
Cast photo of Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23 with James Van Der Beek, Krysten Ritter and Dreama Walker in a police line up
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
THIS LIL ANGEL 😭
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Came across this millennial artifact in my closet
Neon green glasses with dangling mustache
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Today I got a new mayor and I got to pet this very pretty kitty. A GOOD FUCKING DAY 🙌
Persian cat sits in front of a stoop with jack o lanterns
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Watching the entirety of Frankenstein like:
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around.
image of the set of Pee Wee's Playhouse
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I love this inflatable costume trend at protests.
Person in inflatable dinosaur costume with a sign that reads ‘eat the tyrant’Person in inflatable gingerbread man costume with a sign that reads ‘trump: the only thing you’ll ever be king of is king of the stupids’Person in inflatable Cartman costume talks to person in a hot dog costume with protest signPerson in inflatable frog costume with a sign that reads ‘do I look like the enemy within?’
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Spotted along the NYC March.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
BOOOOOOO
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I would like a Cohen brothers movie starring these two as brothers please.
Timothy olyphantJohnny Knoxville
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My rapture outfit
Princess Mombi from Return to Oz
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This one seems to keep getting more relevant with time. Post a horror movie everyone should see.
Poster for the movie Pontypool
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My Tiny Monster had a faint, deconstructed 'M'. I always assumed this was guidance for forehead kisses.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Scam texts are getting very specific.
Screen grab of text message that reads “Hallo! Let’s go to the restaurant under the bridge for dinner tonight I’d like to have crab meat soup” with little smiley face
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Screengrab of the show Community where Drew Carey has a hole in his hand
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The Amy Sherald exhibition is on at the Whitney until Aug 10th. I urge everyone to see it before it’s gone.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Saw a gaggle of girls today in Soho who genuinely looked exactly like this
Screenshot of dress up doll game from early 2000s
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
These two need a spin off where they just make desserts and flirt and sometimes maybe kiss a little. The people need this.
Still from The Bear with Marcus and Luca smiling in their chef uniforms.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Vibes. @bodegacats.bsky.social
Bodega cat stretching and yawning on top of an ice cream cooler
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings NYC
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Me every time I buy something online nowadays:
30 Rock screengrab with text that reads "who is shop cash and why is my balance updated?"
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
The Royal Tenenbaums Movie PosterBeetlejuice Movie Poster
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Zuck: the average American has three friends
Screencap from Buffy the Vampire Slayer with Willow, Buffy and Zander sitting on a couch.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
A burger from the Filling Station in Austin.
Old menu from the Filling Station restaurant in Austin, TX.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Some faves from the Easter Bonnet Parade this weekend on Fifth Avenue
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Me trying to maintain a positive attitude
GIF of Krysten Ritter in Don't Trust the B saying "I almost just hit you. I almost just lost control and hit you."
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Duolingo is a fan of @trixiemattel.bsky.social I see.
Screenshot of a Duolingo Dutch prompt that translates to ‘The child eats bread’Still from a video of drag queens Trixie and Katya with a caption that reads ‘May I please have bread’
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
A24’s reboot of Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 looks great.
Aimee Lou Wood as Chelsea in the White LotusCharlotte Le Bon as Chloe in the White Lotus
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I got plant eyeballs. I am tickled.
Plant with eyes stuck in it
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for
Sarah Michelle Gellar posing as Buffy with a reptile creature. Both are smiling.
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Favorite signs from the International Women’s Day March in NYC yesterday:
Protest sign that reads “well what we really need is a femininomenon!”Protest sign that reads “so bad even the introverts are here”Protest sign that reads “we are not ovary-acting”Protest sign that reads “Russian asshat liar and thief” which depicts Trump as a butt pooping out of his mouth
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It's giving Underpants Gnomes
Still from South Park, that lists Phase 1 as 'collect underpants', phase 2 as '?' and phase 3 as 'profit'
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My favorite signs from the Tesla Takedown protest today in Brooklyn.
Protest sign that reads “Burn those dumb fugly bitch-ass cars”Protest sign with Shiba Inu Doge memeProtest sign with a fart coming out of a butt that reads “Elon’s Musk”Protest signs wishing for Elon Musk and other billionaires to be sent to space
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Realized we’ve got loosie eggs at my office.
Rubber Chicken Book by Klutz with fake eggs in a bag
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Daydreaming about the Todd Oldham Dorm Stuff collection from 2002
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The Substance 2024
Trixie and Katya still from UNHhhh
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I made a whole fancy little bathroom for my mini Mothman to get some self-care. I would very much like it to be my size so I could retreat there.
Mini Mothman admires his reflection in his fancy bathroom. Mothman takes a bath with cleansing tentaclesMothman wears a cleansing face mask in a comfy robeDetails of Mothman's decadently decorated bathroom
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Sam Walker @samicorn.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I had it in a compilation!
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