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Sam Falkner

@samf.work
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Coder. INFJ. Neutral good. Sometimes I like things without understanding them.

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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 05/10/2026
It would have to be this: youtu.be/iq_tnustDxQ?...
youtu.be
Jonny Quest Invisible Monster scene 1
YouTube video by Lynn Vanna cartoon clips
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 30/09/2026
The mug. You filled it. We came.
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John Siracusa @siracusa.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
OK, let’s try this: FB24976658: My Apple Account is locked every day Any help from any Apple folks to get this seen by the right people would be greatly appreciated! 🙏
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The iced coffee thing is born out of the same impulse as “but what was she wearing,” “he had preexisting conditions,” “well, didn’t they know [traditional clothing] is unprofessional?” Anything to shift blame from systemic failures to a group of people already conveniently scapegoated.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 25/09/2026
Had to look him up. Yeah, he’s definitely giving Charles Laughton.
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Áine ☽𖤐☾ @whoa-magic.lol · 24/09/2026
💡 People who think: • "If we give people UBI & meet basic needs, people will stop working & be lazy." 💡 Often also think: • "Billionaires are hard workers." These two contradictory ideas held at the same time are called cognitive dissonance. It makes thinking impossibly hard. 🌬️💨💨💨💨💨
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Thinking Cap: Light Bulb Moment
Alt: Thinking Cap: Light Bulb Moment
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Susan of Hell @susanoftexas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump’s “I am the law,“ his desire to plaster his mug and name over everything, is part of his narcissism. So is his fear of being forgotten after he dies. There is no reason, none, why we should let them remain after he leaves office. Not one monument to his vanity and narcissism should remain.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 22/09/2026
An Apple ][ plus. This is pretty good picture, but I had a color TV for a monitor. sharebrained.com/vintage/comp...
an Apple ][ plus with a green monochrome monitor
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 22/09/2026
Here’s Cashew the greyhound!
A tan greyhound lies regally on her cushion.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 19/09/2026
I’ve done something to my back. Maybe this is my year to try out.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 19/09/2026
Well deserved! Congratulations!
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 08/09/2026
Not that weird of a job, but I have this memory of a friend and I going to a hockey game and selling programs. It was only one night. Everything went fine. We turned in the money and the unsold programs at the end. I was never hired, never fired, and never got paid. We never spoke of it again.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 02/09/2026
😋
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
A dumpster in Amarillo with graffiti. The main graffiti is a cyclops-ball monster.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 01/09/2026
Ox-y-Con-tin 6-5000!
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 24/08/2026
The sky wasn’t very good that day, due to the wildfires in Utah and Wyoming. But it was a good day!
The audience perspective looking toward the stage at Red Rocks amphitheater. A very large screen shows a title slide: “Artemis II”
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It is so fucking stupid that a frail bunch of old men and some shitty tv show hosts are allowed to try and burn down the entire world, just so they can loot America like they are a private equity firm and every piece of America is on fire sale.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 19/08/2026
Happy birthday @slightlycaustic.bsky.social! I hope it was a great one!
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 17/08/2026
Is that for one of their computers, the 400 or 800 maybe?
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 15/08/2026
❤️
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Áine ☽𖤐☾ @whoa-magic.lol · 13/08/2026
Supper's Ready 🍲 Genesis youtu.be/9hKYpNpajpI?... 🎧
youtu.be
Genesis - Supper's Ready (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Genesis
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 12/08/2026
I once saw a woman walking a maned wolf through Denver International Airport. Instead of a leash, there was a harness that had a handle like a suitcase. I haven’t been the same since.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 29/07/2026
Happy birthday! 🎉
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 28/07/2026
“I’ve got a Porsche!”
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Emily Hare @emilyhare.com · 10/09/2025
It's my birthday!! I'm 49 - how did that happen? I would LOVE it if you could share or follow my art for my birthday, that would be a brilliant gift! Thank you everyone who follows and comments, it is such a great place here! 49 feels ace btw. #artshare #birthday #watercolour www.emilyhare.co.uk
huge dragon (only the head visible) resting in a body of water in a forest. Lots of vines and tree branches dangling down, a stream running over its head and a great white egret taking off from the water next to it. a mermaid with a pink tail resting on a rock and leaning back on her hands as her tail comes out of the water. In the background is a lagoon and some cliffs and further back the hint of a waterfalla precarious tall hill with a wizard's house sitting on top of it with a wisp of smoke coming out of the chimney. It is dusk and all the windows are yellow with the light from inside. a large winged blue dragon prepares to land on a nest with two baby blue dragons waiting in the nest for their dinner.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 24/07/2026
Kool-Aid Man: can break through barriers at his pleasure Chuck E. Cheese: from a species known for survival Jolly Green Giant: muscle, bulk, and reach Burger King: instant teleportation to Burger King, as a means of escape
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 24/07/2026
This is a fantastic cover. Even better, they play it the way that I play this song in my head: the third syllable of "mistaken" should be a major mediant, not minor! Big improvement.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 22/07/2026
Your apaaaaaartment's for saaaaaale!
youtu.be
Apartment for Sale | Tar Movie Clip
YouTube video by Screen Riot Movie Clips
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 18/07/2026
I’m worried but also jealous.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I've seen Possession (1981) so many times. If you haven't try to watch it today...
The film Possession from 1981 starring Isabelle Adjani and Sam Neill she has blood on her mouth and he is standing behind her with his mouth open as if speaking to her "Possession is a 1981 psychological horror drama film directed by Andrzej Żuławski "
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 08/07/2026
I saw Mitch McConnell drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic‘s. His hair was perfect.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 06/07/2026
youtu.be/dKGsCnCoYN4?...
youtu.be
Gotta Grease Wheezer
YouTube video by 6RID8U6
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 03/07/2026
I can’t see it either fwiw. Alt text was enough to remind me of seeing this when it first came out.
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Julia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 28/06/2026
Guys, guys!!! I think I have figured out a solution. I call it "German AC"!
Illustration of Maxwell's demon from Wikipedia
By User:Htkym - Own work, CC BY 2.5, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1625737

Labels have been added: Maxwell's demon is German AC, one gas chamber is inside, the other one outside.
The second panel says: The German AC only lets fast (= hot) molecules pass outside, thus lowering room temperature without creating surplus heat.

Maxwell's demon is a thought experiment to ostensibly disprove the second law of thermo dynamics. From wikipedia:
In the thought experiment, a demon controls a door between two chambers containing gas. As individual gas molecules (or atoms) approach the door, the demon quickly opens and closes the door to allow only fast-moving molecules to pass through in one direction, and only slow-moving molecules to pass through in the other. Because the kinetic temperature of a gas depends on the velocities of its constituent molecules, the demon's actions cause one chamber to warm up and the other to cool down. This would decrease the total entropy of the system, seemingly without applying any work, thereby violating the second law of thermodynamics.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 28/06/2026
Happy birthday!
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 28/06/2026
Man, this song slaps. Putting it back in my rotation.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 23/06/2026
That’s horrible. I’m so sorry to hear that.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I have painted the pool that was on the National Mall and which you were probably planning on visiting Fuck you don’t touch my pool that’s vandalism I miss Jeff
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh my god. Honey, don't move.
Woman laying in bed watching a tablet on a four articulating leg stand that looks like a huge spider
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 21/06/2026
Oh my gosh, I just found an image of my favorite squirt gun from that time. This was my pride and joy.
An image of a squirt gun shaped like an alligator. The alligator is bent roughly 90° so that its tail is the handle.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 21/06/2026
Not quite the same thing, but when I was in high school we were into squirt guns for some reason. We used to tip the carhops at Sonic $1 to fill our squirt guns up. We never got refused, but that's because the carhops were cool.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 20/06/2026
If you want to get in early on an up-and-coming podcast featuring survival stories told by a great storyteller (@blairbraverman.bsky.social), check out "What to Carry, What to Burn". Here's the episode that got me hooked: pod.link/1896260781/e...
pod.link
Ep 3: The Wreck of the Grafton
Listen to Ep 3: The Wreck of the Grafton from What to Carry, What to Burn wherever you get your podcasts!
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Of course he’s a SPURS fan They got him out of going to Vietnam
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John Gruber @gruber.foo · 30/05/2026
Question answered: daringfireball.net/2026/05/wh...
daringfireball.net
What Is a Dickover?
dickover — a modal panel, popover, or curtain presented by a website or app, deliberately obscuring its own content to frustrate the user with an unwanted, unnecessary, mandatory interaction; e.g. asking the user to accept “cookies”, subscribe to a newsletter, install the website’s mobile app, agree to terms of service, or anything else that the user couldn’t give two shits about.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...
thedreydossier.substack.com
I found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White House
There is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead.
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Sam Falkner @samf.work · 28/05/2026
Make a movie a porn title: Hocus Poke Us
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