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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 2h
Not a novel observation by any means but the irony here, of course, is that it is precisely the UK’s successful approach to multiculturalism that has allowed us to generate a brown white nationalist.
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
istg Americans think socialism is having any form of functioning government whatsoever
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
autists about to pretend they actually *hate* trains
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dott scooting to work listening to the Map Men audiobook Worrying I'm becoming a parody of myself
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when it's raining
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every TV show from the last 10/15 years has suffered the same problem that it's impossible to represent a character's life without including their social media/smart phone communication but there's just no way to do it that doesn't look cheap and clunky
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
subscribe now wherever you get your podcasts
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yer bird gets her nails done at amazon salon
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not much of a grammar freak because god knows everything I write is ridden with typos (and English isn't prescriptive etc etc) but frequently bothered by the number of Brits I see dropping the 's' after an apostrophe even when it's pronounced (We're going to Chris's house - not Chris' house!)
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great to still see Dax Wax in the wild
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you
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katie @supermathskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wrote "ouch" on a piece of paper and sent it through the photocopier. What happened next chilled me to the bone
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Everyone, stop what you are doing. I've discovered there is a politician called Teresa May running for city council in British Columbia. And this is from one of her campaign videos. Never have two people with the same name had such different vibes.
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well that lasted long lmao
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm sorry, there's college football at His Majesty's Wembley Stadium?! - Not even NFL - COLLEGE FOOTBALL !?! close the borders
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
kinda crazy that the BBC is reporting this attention seeking nonsense from some poshos throwing a tantrum like it's real breaking news
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what if the actual way AI costs us all our jobs is because there are now so many vibe-coded geography mini games to distract us that we get sacked for not doing any work?
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran's looper pedal announces it's quitting the tour
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
White British people are going to be really surprised when it turns out that the Perfidious Turk can fill in the forms required to register for this and this doesn't magically turn every barber white.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/09/2026
This is the world JK Rowling helped create. This is what Harry Potter is funding. All the legal challenges to enforce this regime are backed by Rowling and her Harry Potter money.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 10/09/2026
What is this comment from the Labour MP? No, the issue here isn't that the attempted pogrom had the wrong targets!
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
all those lectures about the dangers of kids using social media but there's fully grown adults terrorising a teenage cricket team because some idiot on a tiktok told them to
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sooo... from now on when you're talking to someone who's wearing an Apple Watch, what you're saying to them is being recorded an processed by AI 🙃
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's crazy how fast grass can recover when it's starts raining, this looked like the surface of mars all summer and up until about a week ago
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nimbys remained unmatched
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone (Taylor's version)
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 02/09/2026
again, the knowledge that coverage like this now happens because of some people who call themselves feminists drives me insane - must everyone who happened to have been born a girl be seen through the lens of "but what about breastfeeding"? is that really what we're doing, again?
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i have such an all or nothing approach to worldle, if i can't get it first time i really stop giving a shit
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
'view once' photos really are the worst addition to gay hookup apps we've all got adhd, i've forgotten what you look like the second it disappears
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
August 31st to September 1st is the biggest overnight vibe change of the whole year It suddenly goes from 'ahh I'm enjoying this lovely summer :)' to 'oh my god it's dark and it's nearly Christmas'
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can I shock you? I like the war on motorists
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The other thing about those AI slop posters outside everywhere is they're too low res to be printed out billboard size so all the text and small details are about as sharp as the humour in alley cats
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
most embarrassing guy of all time
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone from Kim Jong Un to Pitbill has paid tribute to Dolly Parton. Anyone at the BBC who's choosing a quote from JK Rowling of all people to highlight on their homepage is doing so as a political choice
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Researchers found that even low levels of traffic noise negatively affected the benefits to wellbeing that could otherwise be derived from listening to natural sounds."
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I love the e-scooters as a concept but Dott are terrible operator This from my journey to work this morning kept getting an error message when reserving a scooter - the AI customer service chatbot tried to gaslight me in to thinking the feature didn't even exist
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Cars Ruin Cities" Seen in Baltimore
"Cars Ruin Cities"
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I sleep so well not paying the license fee
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the pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There could hardly be two women who have chosen to do more different thinks with their wealth and fame
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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sam @sambiguous.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's darkest legacy is that in a world of gig economy shiftwork and casual contracts 9 to 5 now sounds somewhat aspirational
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reacher should get slightly larger every episode and they just never address it
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