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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 22h

I had the idea to get my passport photos done immediately after getting a haircut. Incredible lifehack. Recommend.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bought 12-pack of Vintage seltzer and a bag of mini doughnuts and it was $19, cancel the American experiment rn

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The emotional-self-labor of remembering which streaming service the show is on.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There's a day you wake up and just get Dr. John's whole deal.

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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yeah we're gonna get a family annihilator administration after they lose the midterms

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Guy on this Amtrak tried to order a large glass of milk.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“.. NYT asked a bunch of ten year olds what life will be like in 2050.” (via @shashj.bsky.social)

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Shaking my head in front of the British Empire Building to let people know I disagree.

Montreal building named British Empire Building

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hey man, hour 11 bathroom-user on this 12-hour Amtrak ride and I'm not sure the human race wasn't a mistake.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

They should have kept the name Vibegron.

A corner of a TV screen advertising Gemtesa (Vibegron).

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Is the lettuce still bad (I've been eating the lettuce)?

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/01/2024

You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I know I'd fail that Stanford marshmallow test because I immediately drink my entire beverage at the restaurant.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

did any major news orgs send a push alert about a gunman trying to attack the democratic candidate for governor in ohio?

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Girl, I was into Brutalism years ago, when you could be shunned for such support. & you come in here now, with your love of dramatic concrete volumes with a velvety finish juxtaposed with raw timber geometries, & we’re all supposed to applaud? Go choke.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Experiencing my daily internet outage ahead of the weekly Flooding Event.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026

Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.

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Jan @butwhosjan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Happy 30-year anniversary to the Democratic National Convention dancing to Macarena

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Whenever there's a financial scammer documentary, there's always a fucking Jim Cramer clip.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Love using my personal phone for work and getting texts like "Samantha, this is urgent" and then it's just from some random democratic candidate asking for money who bought my phone number.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Unfortunately, the $5 drug store makeup now costs $15.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Feels like Ossoff kicked this off the same way Hannibal Buress did with Bill Cosby

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Don't invite me if you don't want to hear the arrival and departure cities of each plane we encounter.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Sometimes you encounter a pronunciation of the word bagel that is so novel it's upsetting.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

That Vince Staples album is really good.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Writing out monthly budget with wife: Mortgage: $2,500 Car payments: $700 Food: $900 Scams: $850 Utilities/internet: $300 Trying to save for a vacation but just can't manage it right now for some reason

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Can't believe the guy in Close Encounters fumbles Teri Garr over that.

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Abdul El-Sayed on capitalism: “I’m capitalist who just knows about capitalism. I have a bad habit of reading, I’m so sorry.”

We’ve spoken about capitalism versus socialism.

Do you want to talk about capitalism? Let’s talk about capitalism. Are you recording? Capitalism is about leveraging the laws of supply and demand to efficiently allocate capital expenditure to maximize value. When capitalism works, it’s because you have free entry and exit into markets. So if you believe in capitalism, you have to believe in government regulation to protect markets. In fact, right now, we have exactly the opposite. You don’t have to be a socialist to believe that you should be taxing billionaires their wealth. In fact, if you are a capitalist, you should believe in that. So, I’m capitalist who just knows about capitalism. I have a bad habit of reading, I’m so sorry.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Law question! I was an alternate juror in a criminal trial who was dismissed right as deliberations began and it's driving me crazy that I dont know the verdict. Is there a way for a civilian to find this out?

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Free consumer marketing idea: a can of roach spray without a gross picture of a roach on it.

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I post about GLPs a lot and I think they’re a modern miracle but I cannot emphasize this enough: i don’t feel that I personally was less valuable or valid as a human or a partner or anything when I weighed 50% more than I do now

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The Sister who hosts the nun podcast is a really engaging interviewer and I think that's an overlooked reason their clips are so popular.

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living and working as a cowboy @tape.website · 15/07/2026

england has died of diarrheuioa

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Downtown Brooklyn on a weekday pulses with beautiful and perilous anything can happen energy.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

What the hell kind of weather is this to dress for? Feel like I'm on a clouded mountaintop in Peru.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/07/2026

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

None of the gas stations having windshield wiper fluid anymore is an overlooked consumer fuck you.

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

A young, male cashier told me I had "classic stoner vibes."

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Describe the economy in a single sentence

Notice on a vending machine saying: "FYI (OUT OF ORDER) (DOES NOT GIVE YOU ICE CREM BUT IT TAKES MONEY"

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Big news, huge. Bodega got 2 new cats that are very affectionate and will play nibble you if you stop petting them.

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playoff seltzer @seltzermom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

supreme court full of loser bitch babies, frankly. gender essentialist freaks, fascists, capitalist oppressors. they will go to any length to oppress people who pose a “threat” to the white nationalist, capitalist, theological social order

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Sunday: What if, in addition to crippling work anxiety, your mind chooses to recall and fixate on the two times you hit a small animal while driving.

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KL @kliakos.com · 27/06/2026

Mobile Alabama what’s next Portable Mississippi

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Sam Sanders @samanthasanders.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I feel like I've lived through too many British PMs. Like I'm way over the expected amount.

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